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karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Get your GP to refer you to Bolton if you can because they're brilliant.

Mrs B's optician was fucking useless (Boots, Mr Patel - cock! Sue away...) and it was only when we asked for a second opinion that she was sent to the hospital, where the specialist confirmed that the knob at Boots was talking through his arse.

The reason we asked was because he said the same thing as you got told - collagen strips hardening up and pulling on the retina, part of the ageing process, nowt to worry about and nothing he could do.

Mrs B had a violent sneezing fit on holiday and was left with flashing lights and a massive black floater.

I asked if it could be linked and the prick said no.

Turns out her torn retina was indeed down to the trauma from the sneezing and she got a bollocking for not going straight to the hospital.

Get that second opinion, mate because you only get one set of eyes and you can't fanny about with them.
Thanks for that! It looks like I'm going back to the docs. Smile

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Natasha Whittam wrote:
doffcocker wrote:

I'm not saying it isn't you jezebel.

The point is, people are more courteous when it comes to bus drivers than they are towards the average fella in most other lines of work.

And for what reason?

They're ignorant, they're bad tempered, they usually make you late for work. What is it about bus drivers of all things that bring out the common courtesy in people?

If someone drove me from A to B, whether it was in a car, train, bus or plain, I would thank him or her.

Just as I would thank someone who served me in a shop, took my order in a restaurant or gave me a bikini wax.

If you're courteous to everyone - from the fella that drives you to the Reebok to the woman that tidies your garden - that's not the issue I'm talking about, and I don't believe you anyroad.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

doffcocker wrote:

If you're courteous to everyone - from the fella that drives you to the Reebok to the woman that tidies your garden - that's not the issue I'm talking about, and I don't believe you anyroad.

You seem to be suggesting all bus drivers are ignorant bellends. I haven't been on a bus since I left school but I don't believe your statement to be true.

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Barb Dwyer wrote:Calling call centres. All I have done recently is phone then up. Sorting out car insurance, getting my laptop fixed. Giving my postcode to them involves turning into a policeman. 

Me: My postcode is PR9
Them: BR9
Me: No P
Them: T
Me: No P for.........er...........er..... Prostitute
Them: ok
Me: 7 J for Johnnie, H for Hangover

I worked in a call centre for a short while and it's amazing how small a shit anyone gives about the customers. It's no wonder they have such a bad name because everybody's in the mindset of making everything somebody else's problem.
They teach you all about how to represent the company well, reassuring the customer that you can find them a solution without being too apologetic. Personally I tended to go with "you're right, the whole setup's a shambles", "I'd pass you to my manager but he's as clueless as me", etc, so I didn't last long.

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People who leave a big gap in front of themselves in a line of busy traffic. Especially when near traffic lights.

Who gets me on this?

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Im looking at a shelf in a busy supermarket. When I see someone coming toward me with a trolley and there isn't much room to the other side of me because of a person or a pallet or a display, I step slightly backward away from the shelf I am still looking at to allow the trolley person through - but they then stop in front of me and park themselves and their trolley in my way and start looking at the shelf i was clearly still looking at, leaving me staring at their backs!

It fucks me off.

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scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Insomnia, I think that i have taken too many tablets to assist me in the gym.

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

People who keep on making up stories about takeovers at a famous local football club.
Its 99% speculation, rumour ,wishful thinking, secular prayer- and eventually disappointing.

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Biggie wrote:People who leave a big gap in front of themselves in a line of busy traffic. Especially when near traffic lights.

Who gets me on this?

Me..the buggers are always on their bloody mobile phones instead of keeping up with the rest of the traffic. Grrr.

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Reebok Trotter wrote:
Biggie wrote:People who leave a big gap in front of themselves in a line of busy traffic. Especially when near traffic lights.

Who gets me on this?

Me..the buggers are always on their bloody mobile phones instead of keeping up with the rest of the traffic. Grrr.
Its traffic, your not going to get anywhere quicker.

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Here's another motoring-related one:

Knobs who pootle along, totally oblivious to the fact that you are trying to join a motorway or duel carriageway via the slip road and who fail to realise that if they'd just move out into that empty lane to their right, you wouldn't have to keep constantly adjusting your speed like an F-18 pilot coming in to land on a carrier deck.

If the middle lane's full of traffic, fair enough but when there's nobody in it and you still fail to move over or at the very least adjust your own speed to try and accommodate in-coming cars, it's just poor driving.

Joining St Peter's Way at Kearsley, heading towards Bolton is a prime example of this.

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
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Breadman wrote:Here's another motoring-related one:

Knobs who pootle along, totally oblivious to the fact that you are trying to join a motorway or duel carriageway via the slip road and who fail to realise that if they'd just move out into that empty lane to their right, you wouldn't have to keep constantly adjusting your speed like an F-18 pilot coming in to land on a carrier deck.

If the middle lane's full of traffic, fair enough but when there's nobody in it and you still fail to move over or at the very least adjust your own speed to try and accommodate in-coming cars, it's just poor driving.

Joining St Peter's Way at Kearsley, heading towards Bolton is a prime example of this.
Totally agree. Gets me as well that one. 

Also people who drive all the way down the down the road or motorway with their indicator on because they've forgot to turn it off.

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The woman who got into the jacuzzi with me last night at the gym. I just wanted a relaxing warm down when she climbed in, stretched out, closed her eyes and started moaning - and I mean proper moaning. No evidence of any toys about her person or at least visible outside her bikini but she sounded like she was having a great time. I tried to look indifferent for a couple of minutes until I felt so embarrassed I just got out and left her to it.

If a bloke pulled that stunt he'd be arrested in seconds.

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

wanderlust wrote:The woman who got into the jacuzzi with me last night at the gym. I just wanted a relaxing warm down when she climbed in, stretched out, closed her eyes and started moaning - and I mean proper moaning. No evidence of any toys about her person or at least visible outside her bikini but she sounded like she was having a great time. I tried to look indifferent for a couple of minutes until I felt so embarrassed I just got out and left her to it.

If a bloke pulled that stunt he'd be arrested in seconds.
You're a good man. Magoo would have been all over it.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'll bet most people get out of the Jacuzzi when Magoo gets in it.

Mainly because it probably wasn't a Jacuzzi until he did get in it.

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

boltonbonce wrote:I'll bet most people get out of the Jacuzzi when Magoo gets in it.

Mainly because it probably wasn't a Jacuzzi until he did get in it.
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wanderlust wrote:The woman who got into the jacuzzi with me last night at the gym. I just wanted a relaxing warm down when she climbed in, stretched out, closed her eyes and started moaning - and I mean proper moaning. No evidence of any toys about her person or at least visible outside her bikini but she sounded like she was having a great time. I tried to look indifferent for a couple of minutes until I felt so embarrassed I just got out and left her to it.

If a bloke pulled that stunt he'd be arrested in seconds.

Where is this gym... ?

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Barb Dwyer wrote:
Reebok Trotter wrote:
Biggie wrote:People who leave a big gap in front of themselves in a line of busy traffic. Especially when near traffic lights.

Who gets me on this?

Me..the buggers are always on their bloody mobile phones instead of keeping up with the rest of the traffic. Grrr.
Its traffic, your not going to get anywhere quicker.

So it is you that does it!

What these people don't realise is that further back (and im talking about peak times) in the que the que reached the next set of lights and if 3 people have left gaps, that is 3 less cars getting through the change of lights behind you, in turn making their que longer and so on. It causes blocks and tail backs in various ways but its hard to explain in words....

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Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

it's only a little thing but Mrs Pig and the mini pigs are forever leaving DVD's and CD's out of their cases and even putting them back in the wrong case  Mad. Really winds me up

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Norpig wrote:it's only a little thing but Mrs Pig and the mini pigs are forever leaving DVD's and CD's out of their cases and even putting them back in the wrong case  Mad. Really winds me up
Its not a little thing as far as I'm concerned norpig. My 8 year old is terrible for this. Literally every dvd case I pick up is either empty or has the wrong one in it. I find them all over the place, most of them scratched. Drives me up the wall.

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