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1 Noisy neighbour on Mon Aug 29 2016, 09:38

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We've had an ongoing battle with our neighbour since the first day we moved in, sometimes it's ok and other times as now it's getting worse.

I was woken this morning at about 8.30am (not too early admittedly but it is a Bank Holiday, by the sound of next doors telly on full blast, I could hear practically every word and the bass on it is even worse.

This is an ongoing thing, he says we are noisy but we have 2 kids (8 & 4) and kids do make noise but not as much as this sad pathetic alcoholic loner next door believes they do. He puts music or the telly on loud at specific times such as early morning or when he thinks we are putting the kids to bed so he know's what he's doing.

It got worse a few months ago on a Sunday afternoon when he shouted about 'fucking noisy kids always banging' and Mrs Pig shouted back at him through the wall, we haven't spoken to him since.

What do i do other than go round and nut the twat and smash his telly up or do i make a proper complaint to the council? I know he will come back with we are noisier than him but i'm at the end of my tether and fear i may end up knocking his teeth out soon

2 Re: Noisy neighbour on Mon Aug 29 2016, 10:15

NickFazer

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El Hadji Diouf
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Unfortunately the most attractive option is likely to land you in more trouble than him, so I would tell him that if continues you are going to make a complaint and then do it if he won't be reasonable.

3 Re: Noisy neighbour on Mon Aug 29 2016, 10:49

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
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Bite the bullet and go round and try and have a conversation with him properly and listen to specific complaints he has and try and reason with him. If as I suspect he's too much of a prick for that at least you have tried to reason which will strengthen your case if you do need to complain. In the meantime try and record some of the noise as proof in case it does escalate.
Plan B get someone else to go round and twat him while you're in a restaurant full of witnesses, bread will do it if you tell him he voted for Brexit.

4 Re: Noisy neighbour on Mon Aug 29 2016, 12:20

boltonbonce

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Music always works for me. They'll agree to anything,so long as it stops.

5 Re: Noisy neighbour on Mon Aug 29 2016, 19:47

Guest


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Stop being a pussy and chin the bell end.  Whats the worst that could happen Wink

6 Re: Noisy neighbour on Mon Aug 29 2016, 20:46

Sluffy

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7 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 08:26

Norpig

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 i had a skim Sluffy but i seem to have missed the part where it says i can chin him, that should be point no2  Very Happy

If he thinks he can force us out he's got another thing coming.One of our other neighbours told us the only reason the people we bought from, moved was because of the noisy neighbour.

We'll piss him off early next year when we get our loft converted that's for sure

8 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 09:54

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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Can no one else hear his music in the street?

I would start making a diary of the times this happens and try to record the noise on a phone or something so that you have some proof.

9 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 11:34

Norpig

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we have an adjoining wall with him KP and the walls are thin. I could hear his telly yesterday in his living room in bed upstairs, that's how loud it was. He's not daft he doesn't have it like that all day, just certain times when he thinks it will annoy us.

Mrs Pig has to hold me back from snapping his scrawny neck, but one day.....   Twisted Evil

10 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 18:44

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Norpig wrote:This is an ongoing thing, he says we are noisy but we have 2 kids (8 & 4) and kids do make noise but not as much as this sad pathetic alcoholic loner next door believes they do. He puts music or the telly on loud at specific times such as early morning or when he thinks we are putting the kids to bed so he know's what he's doing.

I am seething after reading your post. You absolute fucking bellend.

Firstly, just because someone chooses to live alone does not make them a "sad pathetic alcoholic loner". In my opinion we are the fucking sensible ones, most people in a long-term relationship are simply jealous of the freedom people like your neighbour have. I demand a written apology. In blood.

Secondly, and more importantly, I absolutely guarantee you that you are a fucking noisy family. Kids under 10 make fucking loads of noise - you and your Mrs have simply become immune to it. I pity anyone who has to live next door to an inconsiderate gobshite like yourself.

Give me your address so I can make friends with your neighbour.

11 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 19:44

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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And you wonder why you are single after a rant like that  Very Happy

For the record he is an alcoholic, one look at his yellow face and eyes will confirm that

12 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 19:45

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Norpig wrote:And you wonder why you are single after a rant like that  Very Happy

For the record he is an alcoholic, one look at his yellow face and eyes will confirm that

He might have jaundice you insensitive twat.

13 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 19:45

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:And you wonder why you are single after a rant like that  Very Happy

For the record he is an alcoholic, one look at his yellow face and eyes will confirm that
Are you sure it's not Homer Simpson?

14 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 19:46

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:And you wonder why you are single after a rant like that  Very Happy

For the record he is an alcoholic, one look at his yellow face and eyes will confirm that

He might have jaundice you insensitive twat.
One way to know is by checking his bins. Very Happy

15 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 19:47

Norpig

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:And you wonder why you are single after a rant like that  Very Happy

For the record he is an alcoholic, one look at his yellow face and eyes will confirm that

He might have jaundice you insensitive twat.
 oh and the, what he thinks no one notices, loads of empties going in the bin kind of give it away as well.

You try living next door to him for a week, you'll be wanting to kill him as well

16 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 19:48

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
you beat me to it KP

17 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 21:17

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
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@karlypants wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:And you wonder why you are single after a rant like that  Very Happy

For the record he is an alcoholic, one look at his yellow face and eyes will confirm that

He might have jaundice you insensitive twat.
One way to know is by checking his bins. Very Happy
He doesn't wear em

18 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 21:19

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:This is an ongoing thing, he says we are noisy but we have 2 kids (8 & 4) and kids do make noise but not as much as this sad pathetic alcoholic loner next door believes they do. He puts music or the telly on loud at specific times such as early morning or when he thinks we are putting the kids to bed so he know's what he's doing.

I am seething after reading your post. You absolute fucking bellend.

Firstly, just because someone chooses to live alone does not make them a "sad pathetic alcoholic loner". In my opinion we are the fucking sensible ones, most people in a long-term relationship are simply jealous of the freedom people like your neighbour have. I demand a written apology. In blood.

Secondly, and more importantly, I absolutely guarantee you that you are a fucking noisy family. Kids under 10 make fucking loads of noise - you and your Mrs have simply become immune to it. I pity anyone who has to live next door to an inconsiderate gobshite like yourself.

Give me your address so I can make friends with your neighbour.
Nat empathising with a sad old lonely alcaholic bloke who'd have thought it

19 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 21:34

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@whatsgoingon wrote:
Nat empathising with a sad old lonely alcaholic bloke who'd have thought it

I'm only 32 you twat!

20 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Aug 30 2016, 22:21

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@whatsgoingon wrote:Nat empathising with a sad old lonely alcaholic bloke who'd have thought it

I'm only 32 you twat!
Laughing

21 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 06:48

scottjames30

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I'm going to give you some sound advice now pal, stop for a second - sit down and relax.

Don't get your loft conversion done - save the money and move (don't think of it as he's not moving us away) think of it as bettering yourself.

Rent your house out maybe (to a practicing young band - with drums and guitars) and just rent somewhere else.

It will only get worse, if he's always pissed.
And you might end up beating him up.

22 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 08:33

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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Scott thanks for the advice but i can't afford to move and start another mortgage to be honest.

Are you going to behave this time?  Very Happy

23 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 09:11

scottjames30

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@Norpig wrote: silent Scott thanks for the advice but i can't afford to move and start another mortgage to be honest.

Are you going to behave this time?  Very Happy

I didn't say get a mortgage, rent your house out, and you rent another house, just pay the difference.

Simples.

Your mortgage would still be getting paid, and you won't be living next door to the guy.

24 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 09:27

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
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Throw a Bolton Nuts party and get everyone off here round, after meeting everyone off here and thinking they're your friends he'll be renting his place out and renting somewhere else especially now boggers and scott are back (god help us all)

25 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 09:41

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've come back as counsellor WGO.

26 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 10:07

Norpig

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@scottjames30 wrote:
@Norpig wrote: silent Scott thanks for the advice but i can't afford to move and start another mortgage to be honest.

Are you going to behave this time?  Very Happy

I didn't say get a mortgage, rent your house out, and you rent another house, just pay the difference.

Simples.

Your mortgage would still be getting paid, and you won't be living next door to the guy.
i'm not moving, it's a point of principle, he'll be dead soon anyway from liver cirrhosis with a bit of luck

27 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 10:15

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:
@scottjames30 wrote:
@Norpig wrote: silent Scott thanks for the advice but i can't afford to move and start another mortgage to be honest.

Are you going to behave this time?  Very Happy

I didn't say get a mortgage, rent your house out, and you rent another house, just pay the difference.

Simples.

Your mortgage would still be getting paid, and you won't be living next door to the guy.
i'm not moving, it's a point of principle, he'll be dead soon anyway from liver cirrhosis with a bit of luck
Go round with a 3 Litre bottle of Tovaritch vodka, be - friend him, then when he dies buy his house and knock through to extend then.  Wink

28 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 10:22

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@scottjames30 wrote:
@Norpig wrote:
@scottjames30 wrote:
@Norpig wrote: silent Scott thanks for the advice but i can't afford to move and start another mortgage to be honest.

Are you going to behave this time?  Very Happy

I didn't say get a mortgage, rent your house out, and you rent another house, just pay the difference.

Simples.

Your mortgage would still be getting paid, and you won't be living next door to the guy.
i'm not moving, it's a point of principle, he'll be dead soon anyway from liver cirrhosis with a bit of luck
Go round with a 3 Litre bottle of Tovaritch vodka, be - friend him, then when he dies buy his house and knock through to extend then.  Wink
I was actually thinking the same along these lines. Very Happy

29 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 10:27

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I don't think Norpig wants to spend money on trying to kill his neighbour by getting him pissed and making him even noisier in the process. No self respecting serial killer has to use vodka as a murder weapon. 

Norpig has experience in the killing business. Keep your eyes open for news reports of a professional hit in the Burnage area. 

Go get him Dexter.

30 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 10:43

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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i was actually thinking Scotts idea was a good one, he is a pisshead so no one would suspect anything untoward  Twisted Evil

Is this Vodka a dodgy brand? Is it stronger than usual?

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