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61 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:36

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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as i said before KP he picks his moments, like early mornings at the weekend and just before the kids go to bed. If he hears you're in the house during the day he automatically turns his telly up loud. I've heard him do that loads of times now

62 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:45

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote: If he hears you're in the house during the day he automatically turns his telly up loud.

Could it be that the Pigs are making so much racket he has to turn up his TV?

63 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:46

Norpig

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote: If he hears you're in the house during the day he automatically turns his telly up loud.

Could it be that the Pigs are making so much racket he has to turn up his TV?
 i can be on a day off from work alone at home and if he hears one noise thats it, wallop up goes the telly. His other favourite day time hobby is threatening to kill his cats if they get in his way  Shocked

64 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:48

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote:
 i can be on a day off from work alone at home and if he hears one noise thats it, wallop up goes the telly.

Put yourself in his shoes. Who wants to listen to a grown man wanking over Adam Le Fondre when you're trying to watch 'Doctors'.

65 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:49

Bread2.0

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Mrs Le Fondre...?

66 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:51

Natasha Whittam

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@Bread2.0 wrote:Mrs Le Fondre...?

Not convinced. Would Mrs Bread2.0 enjoy listening to your next door neighbour wanking over a photo of you?

67 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:51

Norpig

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:
 i can be on a day off from work alone at home and if he hears one noise thats it, wallop up goes the telly.

Put yourself in his shoes. Who wants to listen to a grown man wanking over Adam Le Fondre when you're trying to watch 'Doctors'.
 i don't have to wank over him i have a specially made doll made with his face on so we can enjoy moments of love together. He's been punctured a few times so may be time to upgrade to one of those proper sex dolls



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68 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:53

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote:He's been punctured a few times

Damn your needle dick!

69 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:53

Bread2.0

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Bread2.0 wrote:Mrs Le Fondre...?

Not convinced. Would Mrs Bread2.0 enjoy listening to your next door neighbour wanking over a photo of you?

I'm trying to work that out...I can't...it doesn't....I'm confused.....

Nope, can't do it.

70 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:54

Natasha Whittam

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It's a vision I'm not happy to have in my head. Luckily I only know what your (giant) foot looks like.

71 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:54

Norpig

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:He's been punctured a few times

Damn your needle dick!
funny, that's just what Mrs Pig says as well

72 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 21:58

karlypants

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Jesus Christ! What has this thread turned into! Shocked

73 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 22:33

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Shit, it's happened again. I've sniggered whilst reading this and now I have to explain to Mrs 58. How do I go about this then.....? 

I can't tell her I'm reading about a bloke with a needle dick wanking over a former Bolton player whose face he's stuck to a blow up doll. 

It just sounds wrong on so many levels.

74 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 22:33

karlypants

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Laughing

75 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 22:35

Norpig

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@Bwfc1958 wrote:Shit, it's happened again. I've sniggered whilst reading this and now I have to explain to Mrs 58. How do I go about this then.....? 

I can't tell her I'm reading about a bloke with a needle dick wanking over a former Bolton player whose face he's stuck to a blow up doll. 

It just sounds wrong on so many levels.
 when you put it that way......

I can't hide it any more i love ALF and i don't care who knows it, true love finds a way (even in Wigan)

76 Re: Noisy neighbour on Wed Aug 31 2016, 23:58

whatsgoingon

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@Bwfc1958 wrote:Shit, it's happened again. I've sniggered whilst reading this and now I have to explain to Mrs 58. How do I go about this then.....? 

I can't tell her I'm reading about a bloke with a needle dick wanking over a former Bolton player whose face he's stuck to a blow up doll. 

It just sounds wrong on so many levels.
Just tell her it's Norpig she'll understand, his weirdness transcends Bolton nuts to a wider realm.
Nat seems to be obsessed with dicks today though which is concern.

77 Re: Noisy neighbour on Thu Sep 01 2016, 00:01

whatsgoingon

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@Norpig wrote:
@Bwfc1958 wrote:Shit, it's happened again. I've sniggered whilst reading this and now I have to explain to Mrs 58. How do I go about this then.....? 

I can't tell her I'm reading about a bloke with a needle dick wanking over a former Bolton player whose face he's stuck to a blow up doll. 

It just sounds wrong on so many levels.
 when you put it that way......

I can't hide it any more i love ALF and i don't care who knows it, true love finds a way (even in Wigan)
Don't worry mate give it a month and you'll be sticking your needle in the mouth of a Sammi Ameobi mask and the world will seem like a better place.

78 Re: Noisy neighbour on Thu Sep 01 2016, 00:14

karlypants

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@whatsgoingon wrote:
@Bwfc1958 wrote:Shit, it's happened again. I've sniggered whilst reading this and now I have to explain to Mrs 58. How do I go about this then.....? 

I can't tell her I'm reading about a bloke with a needle dick wanking over a former Bolton player whose face he's stuck to a blow up doll. 

It just sounds wrong on so many levels.
Just tell her it's Norpig she'll understand, his weirdness transcends Bolton nuts to a wider realm.
Nat seems to be obsessed with dicks today though which is concern.
Must be that time of the month again. Very Happy

79 Re: Noisy neighbour on Thu Sep 01 2016, 00:15

whatsgoingon

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@karlypants wrote:
@whatsgoingon wrote:
@Bwfc1958 wrote:Shit, it's happened again. I've sniggered whilst reading this and now I have to explain to Mrs 58. How do I go about this then.....? 

I can't tell her I'm reading about a bloke with a needle dick wanking over a former Bolton player whose face he's stuck to a blow up doll. 

It just sounds wrong on so many levels.
Just tell her it's Norpig she'll understand, his weirdness transcends Bolton nuts to a wider realm.
Nat seems to be obsessed with dicks today though which is concern.
Must be that time of the month again. Very Happy
What for him to have a shower and wash his y fronts

80 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Oct 16 2018, 16:02

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote:We've had an ongoing battle with our neighbour since the first day we moved in, sometimes it's ok and other times as now it's getting worse.

I was woken this morning at about 8.30am (not too early admittedly but it is a Bank Holiday, by the sound of next doors telly on full blast, I could hear practically every word and the bass on it is even worse.

This is an ongoing thing, he says we are noisy but we have 2 kids (8 & 4) and kids do make noise but not as much as this sad pathetic alcoholic loner next door believes they do. He puts music or the telly on loud at specific times such as early morning or when he thinks we are putting the kids to bed so he know's what he's doing.

It got worse a few months ago on a Sunday afternoon when he shouted about 'fucking noisy kids always banging' and Mrs Pig shouted back at him through the wall, we haven't spoken to him since.

What do i do other than go round and nut the twat and smash his telly up or do i make a proper complaint to the council? I know he will come back with we are noisier than him but i'm at the end of my tether and fear i may end up knocking his teeth out soon

Any update on the neighbour problem Norpig? Is he still breathing?

81 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Oct 16 2018, 16:08

Norpig

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He was in Hospital for months and only came home recently. He has multiple tumours and doesn't have that long to live, possibly only months. I can still hear his telly on occasions but he has enough on his plate now without me kicking off with him. I do feel sorry for the bloke now to be honest.

82 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Oct 16 2018, 16:10

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote:He was in Hospital for months and only came home recently. He has multiple tumours and doesn't have that long to live, possibly only months. I can still hear his telly on occasions but he has enough on his plate now without me kicking off with him. I do feel sorry for the bloke now to be honest.

Oh dear, not the reply I was expecting. Poor bloke.

83 Re: Noisy neighbour on Tue Oct 16 2018, 16:21

Norpig

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I know Nat, it's sad but at least he's in touch with his long lost Daughters now, he hadn't seen them for more than 30 years i think? No one in the street even knew he had kids, including neighbours that have been there for donkeys years.

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