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karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Boggersbelief wrote:
karlypants wrote:Hang on a min! If it's pay on the gate then I'm up for a lift also.

Boggers, do you own a mini bus? Very Happy

You'll have to sit on WGOs knee
I can do that unless he has a hole in his pants crotch. Very Happy

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
karlypants wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:
karlypants wrote:Hang on a min! If it's pay on the gate then I'm up for a lift also.

Boggers, do you own a mini bus? Very Happy

You'll have to sit on WGOs knee
I can do that if he has a hole in his pants crotch. Very Happy
Shocked

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
...and another thread gets bummed to death.

I'm starting to think Whittam's right and it's inevitable.

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Sounds like an eventful journey in prospect.  Shocked

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
whatsgoingon wrote:
karlypants wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:
karlypants wrote:Hang on a min! If it's pay on the gate then I'm up for a lift also.

Boggers, do you own a mini bus? Very Happy

You'll have to sit on WGOs knee
I can do that if he has a hole in his pants crotch. Very Happy
Shocked
I had to read both posts a few times then to make sure! Laughing

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Bread2.0 wrote:...and another thread gets bummed to death.

I'm starting to think Whittam's right and it's inevitable.
We do it for Whittam, he/she will be knocking one out reading this

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
karlypants wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
karlypants wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:
karlypants wrote:Hang on a min! If it's pay on the gate then I'm up for a lift also.

Boggers, do you own a mini bus? Very Happy

You'll have to sit on WGOs knee
I can do that if he has a hole in his pants crotch. Very Happy
Shocked
I had to read both posts a few times then to make sure! Laughing
Ooh matron  Shocked

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Let's have a mass debate.

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
boltonbonce wrote:Let's have a mass debate.
You'll go blind, try wearing boxing gloves

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Got a lift to the game tomorrow. My Brother has decided to take two his two grandsons.
One supports Liverpool,the other Everton.
And that's after spending a fortune on them trying to make them Whites. Season tickets for three years,shirts,caps,all they could eat in ninety minutes,and a lot more.
I intend to snub them for the whole of the game.
Let's be honest - you'll treat them and show them the requisite enthusiasm to encourage them to see what they're missing - despite the probability that they live Merseyside-way where it's acceptable to have such affections. 

I wouldn't expect anything else from a man of your experience.

Hopefully our lads will put on a show that makes them want more- and makes all of us happy in the process Smile

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
They spend a great deal of their time these days taking the piss. If either of them turn up in Scouse shirts all bets are off.

Must remember to take some Jaffa Cakes for half time. Very Happy

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:They spend a great deal of their time these days taking the piss. If either of them turn up in Scouse shirts all bets are off.

Must remember to take some Jaffa Cakes for half time. Very Happy

Will this help?



Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Liverpool Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Liverpool Fan. Twice. 

Q: What do you call a goalkeeper that wins a BAFTA? A: Slumdog Mignolet. 

Q: Whats the difference between Liverpool and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking.

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very Happy
What's the difference between a scouser and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy,and the other's a coconut.

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very Happy

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
whatsgoingon wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Got a lift to the game tomorrow. 

Pick you up at 10am. Scotts got the beers ready
I want to come and play too,

As long as you bring norpig
Done, it's not a party without Norpig
aw boys i'm all embarrassed now, you really do like me Embarassed Shall i bring the poppers or has Scott sorted it already?

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Norpig wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Got a lift to the game tomorrow. 

Pick you up at 10am. Scotts got the beers ready
I want to come and play too,

As long as you bring norpig
Done, it's not a party without Norpig
aw boys i'm all embarrassed now, you really do like me Embarassed Shall i bring the poppers or has Scott sorted it already?
No you bring them, Scott's in charge of nitrous oxide and Nats bringing rohypnol bonceys bringing Jaffa cakes, and the more I'm writing  this the more I think I'll make my own way there

Fabians Right Peg

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Got a feeling that with the new signings we could give a team a good pasting, hopefully it will click today. cheers cheers cheers

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Fabians Right Peg wrote:Got a feeling that with the new signings we could give a team a good pasting, hopefully it will click today. cheers cheers cheers
I have a good feeling for today too, with the new guys plus proctor up front they'll be far more movement upfront and can see vela and spearing bossing midfield as I said earlier 3-1 to us because I still don't see a clean sheet

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Sit rep. Me, bonce, Scott, wgo, kp and nor-pig have arrived at Scott's bar. Norpig and Scott have already had a punch up with a group of MK Dons fans, there was some weird shit going on with wgo and kp on the back seat and Bonce has thrown up on my windscreen.

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
He gets like that in cars.

A bit like a dog.

You need to drop a Werthers Original into a glass of tepid water, leave it for a bit then make him sip it slowly.

That should sort him out.

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very Happy

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Boggersbelief wrote:Sit rep. Me, bonce, Scott, wgo, kp and nor-pig have arrived at Scott's bar. Norpig and Scott have already had a punch up with a group of MK Dons fans, there was some weird shit going on with wgo and kp on the back seat and Bonce has thrown up on my windscreen.
We were just bouncing up and down singing we're all going to Bolton and my solicitor is primed to come after anyone that says differently, it was good of Scott to take you in the gents to save your life with the heimlich manoeuvre so you didn't get embarrassed

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Radio Nuts is now live guys! Smile

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Really looking forward to this match now. Parky's got his team more or less how he wants it, they've trained together and today will hopefully be the day when we finally get a game where we are solid in defence for the entire game and show a bit of ruthlessness at the other end. Fingers crossed.

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I can feel a win coming on.

:COYW:

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
2 pts dropped there.

And forget the atrocious officiating, that's obviously the norm in Division 3, we should be battering teams like MK Dons at home.

I'm probably going to get panned for being a clueless armchair bastard, but I've been saying for a couple of weeks that we're in a false position.

You can scab your way to the top of the league through luck over 5 games but you can't rely on it over a full season.

We've got the most expensive squad in the division and Parkinson needs to start getting them firing properly if we're to stand a chance of going up.

Let the abuse begin....

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bread2.0 wrote:2 pts dropped there.

And forget the atrocious officiating, that's obviously the norm in Division 3, we should be battering teams like MK dons at home.

I'm probably going to get panned for being a clueless armchair bastard, but I've been saying for a couple of weeks that we're in a false position.

You can scab your way to the top of the league through luck over 5 games but you can't rely on it over a full season.

We've got the most expensive squad in the division and Parkinson needs to start getting them firing properly if we're to stand a chance of going up.

Let the abuse begin....

Hmm. They've just come down and have kept most of their squad. We aren't gonna come up against much better in this division than today's opposition.

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Bread2.0 wrote:2 pts dropped there.

And forget the atrocious officiating, that's obviously the norm in Division 3, we should be battering teams like MK Dons at home.

I'm probably going to get panned for being a clueless armchair bastard, but I've been saying for a couple of weeks that we're in a false position.

You can scab your way to the top of the league through luck over 5 games but you can't rely on it over a full season.

We've got the most expensive squad in the division and Parkinson needs to start getting them firing properly if we're to stand a chance of going up.

Let the abuse begin....
I agree, we are in a totally false position.

How we are in top spot is beyond me.

Can someone arrange to have Tony Kelly removed from the B/Player commentaries too, he must be the most annoying irritating person on the planet.

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We're undefeated - save the doom n gloom for when/if we lose.

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