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31 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 10 2016, 00:05

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Seriously, I never had a problem with these things:

32 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 10 2016, 00:19

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I hated those bastards. Always got tangled up. This is this business. I play my Brucie stuff on it.

33 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 10 2016, 00:34

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Can you detach that horn and stuff it in your ear when the wife speaks to you but the telly's too loud to hear her clearly?

I use a piping bag but it's a bit floppy and the sound doesn't travel that well if I'm honest.

Good for cakes though.

(Non-Jaffa obviously....)

34 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 10 2016, 00:44

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It's great if you're caught short. Saved me dashing upstairs many a time.

35 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 10 2016, 09:17

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Had a few too many last night. 

36 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 10 2016, 09:25

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Nat Lofthouse
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Must get this when I get a chance.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/sep/09/nick-cave-and-the-bad-seeds-skeleton-tree-first-listen-review-a-masterpiece-of-love-and-devastation

37 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 10 2016, 09:35

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
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never really got into Nick Cave but this has got good reviews. I imagine it's going to be intense since it's his first record since his Son sadly died

38 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 12 2016, 17:28

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Nat Lofthouse
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37337778

39 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 14 2016, 13:14

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Andy Walker
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40 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 14 2016, 13:24

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The Bake off drama continues. Very Happy

41 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 14 2016, 14:14

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Frank Worthington
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boltonbonce wrote:The Bake off drama continues. Very Happy
Hadn't realised it ever started

42 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 14 2016, 14:47

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Nat Lofthouse
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This is a big chance for Brucie. Get in there my son.

Who needs Mel and Sue?

43 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 10:23

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've got the week off,which probably means I'll be doing one of three things.

  A. DIY.
  B. Wandering around the odder parts of Youtube.
  C. Walking.


A and C could land me back at A+E,and the mental scars from seeing Tony Bomboni on youtube are still pretty raw,so I might have to play it safe and catch up on my reading.
Then again,the kitchen is a big draw. I've had an urge to show people how easy it is to make some half decent Jaffa Cakes,and put Bread and his brown dollops to shame. 
This,of course,might be a mistake,but,how badly could it go?

If I manage it,I'll post a picture.
If I burn the house down,all bets are off.

44 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 10:31

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Ooh, a Jaffa Cake-Off!

I likes it.

Mrs B's reaction to my dismal failure was the same as yours - Scorn, derision and a lot of laughing.

She's a better baker than me so she thought it'd be a doddle to knock some up and show me how useless I was.

But hers were just as bad as mine and we concluded that they are deceptively difficult to get right.

Have a go and post the pictures.

45 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 10:43

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Nat Lofthouse
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I like a challenge. I'll need a day alone.

Two hours to cook,and eight to clear up the mess.

46 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 11:36

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Laughing

47 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 12:48

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Nat Lofthouse
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A positive story,for once.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37394687

48 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 13:19

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
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i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie  Razz

49 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 13:39

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Nat Lofthouse
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Norpig wrote:i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie  Razz
Brucie can do it all. You're going in my book with WGO. And a few others. Very Happy

50 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 14:21

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Frank Worthington
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I'm boltonbonce wrote:
Norpig wrote:i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie  Razz
Brucie can do it all. You're going in my book with WGO. And a few others. Very Happy

Brucie can't remember what day it is and what time his colostomy bag needs emptying now. Such a shame he used to be average at one time, it's a long way to fall

51 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Sep 17 2016, 14:35

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Nat Lofthouse
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whatsgoingon wrote:
I'm boltonbonce wrote:
Norpig wrote:i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie  Razz
Brucie can do it all. You're going in my book with WGO. And a few others. Very Happy

Brucie can't remember what day it is and what time his colostomy bag needs emptying now. Such a shame he used to be average at one time, it's a long way to fall
Right. I'm beefing up for a scrap.

52 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sun Sep 18 2016, 18:24

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Nat Lofthouse
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Shocked

53 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 13:27

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Nat Lofthouse
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This,I'm led to believe,is fashionable attire. She seems to be wearing her Dad's shirt and jacket.

54 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 14:29

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Frank Worthington
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You would though  Very Happy

55 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 14:32

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Nat Lofthouse
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I'm a fashion icon.

I've seen people pointing at me in the street.

Ok,they sometimes perface it with 'That's him officer', but mainly it's my elegant attire.

56 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 15:07

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Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:I'm a fashion icon.

I've seen people pointing at me in the street.

Ok,they sometimes perface it with 'That's him officer', but mainly it's my elegant attire.
Now here's someone I'd point at. For all the wrong reasons.
It's London Fashion Week. Am I so out of touch,or does the bloke look a right nellie?

57 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 17:43

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.

58 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 17:54

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Nat Lofthouse
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Bwfc1958 wrote:You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.
What's in the purse?

59 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 17:55

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Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.
What's in the purse?
His dentures.

60 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 18:01

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karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.
What's in the purse?
His dentures.
Almost right. 

There are teeth in the purse but they are the teeth from my victims that I keep as a souvenir. So far I have 27. When I reach 30 I can put them on a string and wear them around my neck. 

What is Bruce Forsyths address?

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