Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

If you haven't seen him in 'The Man Who Haunted Himself', do so as soon as you can.

R.I.P.

I feel numb after the events in Manchester.

He was 89 and had a charmed life.

Life is such a lottery.

Just checked out our new website. Not bad.

Just had an email from the BBC. I'll get a refund on everything I've bought,or an amazon video voucher.
Bit of a pain though.

Sadly, we have taken the difficult decision to close BBC Store on 1st November 2017.

Just bought a stag Christmas themed bedding set from Amazon.

Nothing like starting early.

karlypants wrote:Just bought a stag Christmas themed bedding set from Amazon.

Nothing like starting early.

You need to post a link. I may be interested in buying one.
It'll make a change from my Brucie duvet.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/mags0412/works/23915770-bruce-forsyth?grid_pos=14&p=duvet-cover&rbs=9d75b5f0-bb51-4813-ab65-3428be5f9f53

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Just bought a stag Christmas themed bedding set from Amazon.

Nothing like starting early.

You need to post a link. I may be interested in buying one.
It'll make a change from my Brucie duvet.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/mags0412/works/23915770-bruce-forsyth?grid_pos=14&p=duvet-cover&rbs=9d75b5f0-bb51-4813-ab65-3428be5f9f53

I do find it quite disturbing that merchandise like this is available.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Just bought a stag Christmas themed bedding set from Amazon.

Nothing like starting early.

You need to post a link. I may be interested in buying one.
It'll make a change from my Brucie duvet.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/mags0412/works/23915770-bruce-forsyth?grid_pos=14&p=duvet-cover&rbs=9d75b5f0-bb51-4813-ab65-3428be5f9f53

I do find it quite disturbing that merchandise like this is available.

I've got a door mat too. Wallpaper next.

I love the work of David Sedaris,and this always has me on the floor.

Hamerton Zoo,in Cambridgeshire, evacuated after 'very serious incident'. Air ambulance on scene.

Coke does indeed keep you thin.

Just not that kind of coke.....

Pepsi has kept me in tip-top condition.

boltonbonce wrote:Hamerton Zoo,in Cambridgeshire, evacuated after 'very serious incident'. Air ambulance on scene.

Zookeeper killed by tiger.

Not a great way to go.

Sad day at work today. The bloke I've worked with for the past ten years has been made redundant as part of a cost cutting exercise.
They now want me to do his job,and my own.
When I asked if I'd be getting extra hours,they replied in the negative.
I called our boss a tw@t to his face last month,and he's not giving me any reasons to regret it.
I get the feeling he wants me out as well.
Hey-ho.

are you planning on retiring soon Boncey? Bet you can't wait if work sounds as bad as that.

Norpig wrote:are you planning on retiring soon Boncey? Bet you can't wait if work sounds as bad as that.

Not really the type to retire.

I've known too many blokes who've retired,only to drop dead within weeks.

My job has me outdoors in all weathers,so I suppose my body will tell me when enough is enough.

boltonbonce wrote:My job has me outdoors in all weathers

Tell your boss to hire another scarecrow.