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1 Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 16:29

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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One way to arrest the Nuts decline (see my post in the Wandering Minds section) is to get our name out there and draw in some new blood.

And with the club asking for people or organisations to sponsor each player and his kit, surely this is the chance we've all been waiting for.

I'm prepared to throw in 57p to sponsor Gary Madine's y-fronts, perhaps if a few of us pledge a few pennies we could go big and sponsor Jay Spearing's socks.

What do you think...are you in?

2 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 16:45

Sluffy

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It's a good idea and one done by Bolton Banter in the past but from memory it cost several hundreds to sponsor anyone we might have heard of!

Bolton Banter sponsored youth team players all who immediately left the club at the end of the season and were never heard of again.


As surprisingly as it may seem some of us in the back office here on Nuts have already started to chat about things we could do to get more people to post (for the benefit of all of us - its not meant to be a punishment you know!) and hopefully we have a plan that we hope might work - but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.

We also obviously hope that people will again want to run the fantastic competitions that they have done in previous seasons which have been thoroughly enjoyed by many.

It would be nice to get a bit of fun back into the site as that in particular has been greatly missing in recent times imo.

Any ideas, suggestions or offers to help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

3 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 16:47

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Great idea, but we'd need a little more than 57p

4 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 16:49

karlypants

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I think that 57p is outrageous for sponsor on Madine's shit stained y-fronts!

5 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 16:51

boltonbonce

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We could sponsor the match ball.

6 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:08

Natasha Whittam

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Sluffy wrote:but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.


Beg as much as you like, but there will be no daily Natasha nude.

7 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:10

Sluffy

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Natasha Whittam wrote:
Sluffy wrote:but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.


Beg as much as you like, but there will be no daily Natasha nude.

That's a relief.

Although it would have been for Norpig!

8 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:28

observer


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Natasha Whittam wrote:
Sluffy wrote:but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.


Beg as much as you like, but there will be no daily Natasha nude.
I suppose that means a weekly one instead! Smile

9 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:30

Natasha Whittam

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observer wrote:I suppose that means a weekly one instead! Smile

Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself.

10 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:33

boltonbonce

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Nat once posed for Picasso. It's uncanny.

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11 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:34

karlypants

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That really would be the end of Nuts if Nat put daily wonky bap snaps on here.

12 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:39

Natasha Whittam

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If you bellends had tits like these waiting for you at home, you'd all quit your job to spend more time with them.

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13 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:40

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Back on topic, it costs about a grand to sponsor a player for the season.

14 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:41

Natasha Whittam

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£999.43 to go then.

15 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:42

DEANO82


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I'll chuck in the 43p.

16 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:48

boltonbonce

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Natasha Whittam wrote:If you bellends had tits like these waiting for you at home, you'd all quit your job to spend more time with them.

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17 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 17:49

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boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:If you bellends had tits like these waiting for you at home, you'd all quit your job to spend more time with them.

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You have a strange looking Penis.

18 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 18:01

karlypants

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Laughing

19 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 18:09

boltonbonce

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Very Happy That's given me an idea.

20 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 18:12

Natasha Whittam

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boltonbonce wrote:Very Happy That's given me an idea.

Do not post photographic evidence.

21 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 18:13

DEANO82


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Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Very Happy That's given me an idea.

Do not post photographic evidence until you get a shirt and tie for it.

22 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 18:15

Natasha Whittam

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So Deano likes his knobs in a shirt and tie.

I can't take much more of this.

23 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 18:46

karlypants

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lol!

24 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 19:14

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Natasha Whittam wrote:So Deano likes his knobs in a shirt and tie.

I can't take much more of this.
Sorry, thought Bonces big ideas was formal dress for penises. I wanted to see pictorial evidence before I thought about investing my 43p in a new venture.

25 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 19:27

Chairmanda

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Chose the wrong thread to view as my reintroduction to nuts...

26 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 20:03

Natasha Whittam

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DEANO82 wrote:Sorry, thought Bonces big ideas was formal dress for penises. I wanted to see pictorial evidence before I thought about investing my 43p in a new venture.

This isn't Dragon's Den. If Bonce wants investment for 'formal dress for penises' then he should start his own thread.

27 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 20:27

Natasha Whittam

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The mods should get off their arses and ring the club, find out how much it is. No way is it £1000, I'd expect to own most of the ponces for that amount.

28 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 20:30

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29 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 20:38

Natasha Whittam

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Bloody Hell, £1000 to sponsor a player.

It's times like this when we need Michael Bolton with his lottery millions.

30 Re: Nuts Should Sponsor A Player on Mon Jun 05 2017, 20:50

Sluffy

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Bloody Hell, £1000 to sponsor a player.

It's times like this when we need Michael Bolton with his lottery millions.

Chelsea fan now isn't he?

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