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1 I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 13:07

Norpig

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John McGinlay
John McGinlay

2 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 14:02

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

3 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 14:15

MartinBWFC

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff.  Very Happy

4 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 14:49

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
MartinBWFC wrote:One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff.  Very Happy

It's simple:

Cock, knob, willy, penis, johnson, junk.

5 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 14:51

MartinBWFC

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Natasha Whittam wrote:
MartinBWFC wrote:One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff.  Very Happy

It's simple:

Cock, knob, willy, penis, johnson, junk.
Thank's for the tip, but I wasn't asking for help, clearly it's a hobby of yours though.

6 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 15:07

y2johnny


Nicky Hunt
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Yeah usually one of them words with the added cheap removal after

7 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 15:11

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:
MartinBWFC wrote:One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff.  Very Happy

It's simple:

Cock, knob, willy, penis, johnson, junk.
They're my solicitors! Shocked

8 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 15:22

Norpig

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John McGinlay
John McGinlay
My story was the lead on the BN website, must be a slow news day  Very Happy

9 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 15:49

Norpig

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John McGinlay
John McGinlay
i'm sure i read somewhere the other day that the long schlong that bloke has was a fake?

10 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 16:09

Bollotom2014

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
If he gets a stiffy surely he'd faint from loss of blood to the brain. Hanging weights from it FFS. I've been carrying my Mum's shopping home for some years but my knuckles still don't touch the ground...despite what some of my Southern buddies opine.

11 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 16:18

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Some people can be sensitive. Look at Nat before she discovered Veet. Underarm hair was the least of her problems.

12 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 16:19

Norpig

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John McGinlay
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I can feel a death threat coming on for someone  Laughing

13 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 17:40

okocha

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Tony Kelly
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Reminds me of an awful non-pc joke which I shame to repeat here.....but I'm going to!  Apologies if it's been told before on here.

Man goes into the gents and glances at the black man at the next urinal. He catches sight of his huge dong and can't help himself pointing and saying, "So it's true what they say about you guys"

"What? Oh, you mean this little chap......No. The old stereotype's not true. Forget that for goodness sake. it's not nature's doing!"

"What d'you mean....not natural?"

"Well, if you hang weights from yours as I did, you can have one just as big. Every evening for 15 minutes or so with ever-increasing weights."

"Wow....I'm gonna try that! Thanks for the advice."

A few months later, the two happen to bump into each other again. 

"Hey, how's it hanging?" says the negro      (Free extra joke there, on the house! Very Happy)   "Have you been doing what I told you?"

"Yep, every night, just as you advised me."

"And.....is it like mine now?"

"Er....well, yes and no....."

"What d'you mean?.....yes and no?"

"Well, it's turned black!!"

14 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 18:06

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I trust okocha will be serving a ban very shortly.

15 Re: I shouldn't laugh but......... on Tue Jan 09 2018, 18:27

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:I trust okocha will be serving a ban very shortly.
For not being funny? 
The elephant, elephant joke is similarly distasteful but at least it's witty.

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