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1 Skiving. on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:37

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm taking the day off tomorrow. I've invented a hospital appointment.
I feel no shame.
Am I a bad man?
I'm sure you've all done it at some time or another.

2 Re: Skiving. on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:43

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Why not. By the time tomorrow comes you'll probably have been admitted to hospital for one reason or another anyway, so technically, you're not lying.

3 Re: Skiving. on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:47

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Bwfc1958 wrote:Why not. By the time tomorrow comes you'll probably have been admitted to hospital for one reason or another anyway, so technically, you're not lying.
Very Happy That's a worrying thought.

4 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 08:37

Norpig

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John McGinlay
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I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.

5 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 09:04

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
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I'm lucky in that my job is not what I call work has no specific hours and it could be called a permanent skive.I haven't had a conventional job since I worked on the bread trucks when I lived in salford many moons ago.

6 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 10:44

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.

You fucking twat, my taxes pay for you to fuck about looking at porn and post on Nuts.

Quit Nuts and fucking earn your keep.

7 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 10:50

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Norpig wrote:I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.

You fucking twat, my taxes pay for you to fuck about looking at porn and post on Nuts.

Quit Nuts and fucking earn your keep.
I quite agree. Just as bad as Jeremy Hunt IMO. :nono:

8 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:22

Norpig

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John McGinlay
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For your information Nat i can't see porn at work due to the internet blocker, trust me i've tried and anyway my pants round my ankles would give me away fairly quickly i suspect.

KP - that's it, me and you are at war now, comparing me to that twat is step too far!

And just for reference i'm in my dinner break you bastards  Very Happy

9 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:27

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Nat Lofthouse
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Norpig wrote:For your information Nat i can't see porn at work due to the internet blocker, trust me i've tried and anyway my pants round my ankles would give me away fairly quickly i suspect.

You only have to undo your zipper. It is more discrete than pulling your trollies all the way down!

KP - that's it, me and you are at war now, comparing me to that twat is step too far!

And just for reference i'm in my dinner break you bastards  Very Happy
Razz

10 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:29

Norpig

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John McGinlay
John McGinlay
I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone  Laughing

11 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:31

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:I'm taking the day off tomorrow. I've invented a hospital appointment.
I feel no shame.
Am I a bad man?
I'm sure you've all done it at some time or another.
That is no way to earn my pension. Get back to work.

12 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:33

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone  Laughing
:rofl:

13 Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:36

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:
Norpig wrote:I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone  Laughing
:rofl:
Well that's the vacuum out of a job then.

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