Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Those Nigerian scam emails seem to be doing the rounds again.

They still owe me £189,000,000. Not seen a penny of it.

Did you make sure to give them your correct bank details and also pay the processing fee?

Not that senile yet KP. Amazing how many people fall for it though.

I've come in here to calm down. Nat has riled me on my copper bracelet thread. Healthy people make me sick.

He's a big bastard. And is it safe to let him play with a bell?

Looks a bit like ypur avi bonce.  Father jack

Feck off

y2johnny wrote:Looks a bit like ypur avi bonce.  Father jack

Feck off

Father Jack giving the Christmas message would be good.

Not sure I'd have been so forgiving.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050

I have no words.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43926312

boltonbonce wrote:He's a big bastard. And is it safe to let him play with a bell?

Imagine the bloody racket when he wakes up for his early morning feed. The noisy bastard will end up waking up up the whole bloody palace.

And a tantrum wasn't far away. He's certainly got her eyes.

boltonbonce wrote:I have no words.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43926312

Nice uplifting story for me to read first thing in the morning. Cheers for that Boncey....

Bwfc1958 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I have no words.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43926312

Nice uplifting story for me to read first thing in the morning. Cheers for that Boncey....

Posted that yesterday. I still can't get my head around it.

That's one of the most appalling things I've ever read. The fact that the daughter worked as a solicitor specialising in care for the elderly makes it all the more chilling and incomprehensible.

Diners hurt as ceiling collapses in Bolton restaurant

I wasn't involved.

A pretty good metaphor for our end-of-season, especially as the next line of the article is "Some customers blamed the management".....

boltonbonce wrote:I have no words.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43926312

Shocking!

I fancy a kebab.

karlypants wrote:I fancy a kebab.

Do you want to buy a hoover?

Mine's only collecting dust.