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811 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Oct 17 2018, 18:34

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@karlypants wrote:Universal credit is the next big fuck up.

They are playing with peoples lives. It’s disgusting Boncey.
Indeed.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45870553

812 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Oct 17 2018, 20:02

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Look at the arrogance in her face...

6-B1063-EE-31-B0-4569-BFA3-6943-F1-B78-C0-E

Time she resigned.

813 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 18 2018, 07:42

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814 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 18 2018, 10:35

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Very Happy

815 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 20 2018, 21:50

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Anyone else have odd WiFi names in their neighbourhood?

974-BC978-B87-D-4-E8-A-B72-D-B562647597-EA

816 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 23 2018, 13:38

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Sainsbury's are going to start selling vibrators with their fruit and veg. Shocked

817 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 23 2018, 14:33

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@karlypants wrote:Sainsbury's are going to start selling vibrators with their fruit and veg. Shocked


https://www.amazon.co.uk/AMAZING-CUCUMBER-ADULT-VIBRATING-TOY/dp/B003ICYJ6S

818 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 23 2018, 15:16

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Sainsbury's are going to start selling vibrators with their fruit and veg. Shocked


https://www.amazon.co.uk/AMAZING-CUCUMBER-ADULT-VIBRATING-TOY/dp/B003ICYJ6S

You really wouldn't want to get that mixed up with the veg although would make a good gift for the mother in law! Very Happy

819 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 23 2018, 16:27

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Boncey in his den.

820 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 23 2018, 19:27

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If only it was half as tidy. Very Happy

And while I'm at it....https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45958404  Razz

821 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 16:40

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45972639


Great story.


He's lucky he can still tie his shoes, let alone get on the roof.

822 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 16:42

Natasha Whittam

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Was Bonce visiting Magoo?

823 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 16:44

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That's why I posted it on this thread.

824 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 17:32

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I didn’t think Bonce was that vintage...

825 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 18:21

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@karlypants wrote:I didn’t think Bonce was that vintage...
At 102, if my TV picture was a bit iffy, I think I'd get someone in.

Rod Hull lost his life messing about on his roof, so think on.

826 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 18:38

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I didn’t think Bonce was that vintage...
At 102, if my TV picture was a bit iffy, I think I'd get someone in.

Rod Hull lost his life messing about on his roof, so think on.

I completely agree. Age aside, you are a bit of a calamity Bonce.

I might start calling you Frank! Very Happy

827 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 19:19

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Read in the news recently that an old lady mistook superglue for her cataract eye drops, and glued her eyes shut.
Her rather unsympathetic husband told a reporter she was fine, but was considering moving the superglue closer to her toothpaste.

828 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 25 2018, 19:42

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@boltonbonce wrote:Read in the news recently that an old lady mistook superglue for her cataract eye drops, and glued her eyes shut.
Her rather unsympathetic husband told a reporter she was fine, but was considering moving the superglue closer to her toothpaste.

lol! Good one! Very Happy

829 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 27 2018, 11:34

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My cousin told me last night that he'd recently been due to attend a party at the UoB Stadium, but it had to be switched to another date, because it clashed with dwarf wrestling!
What the hell is that all about? Is this true? Are these things going on? Shocked

830 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 27 2018, 11:44

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Must be this lot trying to make an appearance again...

831 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Oct 29 2018, 11:14

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Anyone else had an email from Bolton Hospice offering its will writing service at a reduced rate?

What do they know?!

832 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Nov 01 2018, 11:06

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@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone else had an email from Bolton Hospice offering its will writing service at a reduced rate?

What do they know?!
I've just nearly choked on a Warbies crumpet. Spooky.

833 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Nov 02 2018, 11:35

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It now appears that the bloke who had his cock and balls bitten off and eaten by a bulldog in Scotland was in the room alone with it and had spread peanut butter on his genitals! Shocked

Article here

834 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Nov 02 2018, 12:08

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@karlypants wrote:It now appears that the bloke who had his cock and balls bitten off and eaten by a bulldog in Scotland was in the room alone with it and had spread peanut butter on his genitals! Shocked

Article here
Being in Scotland, I'm surprised he didn't deep fry them as well. Shocked

835 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Nov 02 2018, 12:11

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:It now appears that the bloke who had his cock and balls bitten off and eaten by a bulldog in Scotland was in the room alone with it and had spread peanut butter on his genitals! Shocked

Article here
Being in Scotland, I'm surprised he didn't deep fry them as well. Shocked

Laughing

836 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Nov 02 2018, 12:42

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Shameful that the dog was put down just because he gobbled on a peanut butter flavoured knob.

Stay away from Scotland KP.

837 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Nov 02 2018, 12:50

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Shameful that the dog was put down just because he gobbled on a peanut butter flavoured knob.

Stay away from Scotland KP.

I agree. The dog did nothing wrong. He simply accepted an invitation to lunch.

838 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Nov 07 2018, 19:56

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Can’t imaging what the kid went through!

Was reading up on this Shocked

839 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Nov 07 2018, 20:57

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@karlypants wrote:Can’t imaging what the kid went through!

Was reading up on this Shocked
You should also look at the case of Emmett Till. If you can.



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840 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Nov 07 2018, 20:59

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I have a rule. Never click on a link provided by Bonce or KP.

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