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31 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:04

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:What if you receive a chunky letter?

Yes, this is just the time to debate my postage habits.

Well have you tried opening up your flap more to either pull or push it out???

32 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:05

Natasha Whittam

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You need to seek therapy you bloody pervert.

This is serious.

33 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:07

karlypants

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Shocked it was a serious question love!

Who has the perverted mind now!!! Very Happy

34 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:11

Natasha Whittam

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My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

35 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:12

karlypants

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36 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:19

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37 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:27

Boggersbelief

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

38 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:48

Cajunboy

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It sounds a rough area !

39 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:52

Natasha Whittam

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@Boggersbelief wrote:Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

As if you'd know what letterboxes are like in a penthouse.

40 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:53

Natasha Whittam

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@Cajunboy wrote:It sounds a rough area !

The doorman has failed me miserably.

41 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:59

boltonbonce

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Maybe the squirrel thought the frog was made of rubber, and came in after it. Nothing a squirrel likes more than a rubber frog.

42 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:03

karlypants

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All I can say now is that it sounds like Nat’s flap and bush are buggered!

43 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:11

Natasha Whittam

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Phoned the police. They refused to take away the frog & squirrel for DNA evidence. I don't know why I pay my taxes.

I have requested CCTV from the building owners.

44 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:15

boltonbonce

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We could have a sweep on what's coming through next.

45 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:16

Natasha Whittam

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I'm convinced one of you knows already.

46 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:20

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

47 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:06

karlypants

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

Laughing

48 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:25

Natasha Whittam

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Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

49 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:31

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

50 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:33

Natasha Whittam

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@karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

I'm 25 floors up.

51 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:35

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

I'm 25 floors up.

And? There are some really long snakes you know! Laughing

52 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:56

Natasha Whittam

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@karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know! Laughing

To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.

53 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:03

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know! Laughing

To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.

I nearly choked on my sushi reading that. Shocked

54 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:05

Natasha Whittam

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For the record, I wasn't suggesting you had a long snake, just that you'd gobbled on enough to know what was out there.

55 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:26

Angry Dad

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@karlypants wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:Some years ago an envelope was on my door mat i opened it inside was a dead budgie with a note pinned to it, it said you like birds so go fuck this one.

Been shagging someone’s Mrs AD? Laughing
The neighbour across the road at the time was working in his garden and told me the only person he saw that day go through the gate and up the drive was a very young girl on a push bike so i don't have a clue. ..dunno..

56 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 08:39

Norpig

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And the award for the most bizarre thread of 2018 goes to..........

57 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 10:56

Natasha Whittam

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I'm scared to go home tonight. I'm expecting an elephant shoved through my box.

58 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:07

boltonbonce

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Breadman has to be a major suspect. I know for a fact he wanders his local golf course, looking for small animals that have  fatally succumbed to a stray golf ball.
He normally stuffs them,then arranges them in provocative poses at the bottom of his garden, much to the chagrin of the neighbours.
I fear he may have found another hobby.

59 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:11

Natasha Whittam

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Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.

60 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:13

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.
Could be a cry for help from Magoo.

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