Horrifying

Am I a wimp or is this video of football fights absolutely shocking?



I found it compulsive but terrifying to see how ready some idiots are to weigh in with kicks and punches aimed at anyone who happens to be wearing the wrong colour...

You never played in the Horwich Sunday League, did you?

Think Gladiatorial Rome but with more blood and less tigers.

And better Refs......

I can't believe they've left out Whittam's punch-up with Stacey Robbins or somebody at Deepdale.

I'll tell you what's horrifying i was at the docs this morning to pick up a scrip for someone and someone had posted a stool in a see through bag inside a brown envelope and the girl that opened it puked as she had squeezed it and some came out. It was tagged as well by a patient known to them, how can anyone be so stupid, it was a big one as well not just a sample a whole turd.

Angry Dad wrote:I'll tell you what's horrifying i was at the docs this morning to pick up a scrip for someone and someone had posted a stool in a see through bag inside a brown envelope and the girl that opened it puked as she had squeezed it and some came out. It was tagged as well by a patient known to them, how can anyone be so stupid, it was a big one as well not just a sample a whole turd.

How do you know it was a whole turd?

The original stool could have been 3 feet long, so the section in the bag would have been a small sample.

Have you never dropped a 3 foot log, AD?

Breadman wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:I'll tell you what's horrifying i was at the docs this morning to pick up a scrip for someone and someone had posted a stool in a see through bag inside a brown envelope and the girl that opened it puked as she had squeezed it and some came out. It was tagged as well by a patient known to them, how can anyone be so stupid, it was a big one as well not just a sample a whole turd.

How do you know it was a whole turd?

The original stool could have been 3 feet long, so the section in the bag would have been a small sample.

Have you never dropped a 3 foot log, AD?

Quite right Breadman as it was a fair size i assumed they had shit in a bag, maybe they did lay it out first and section it i was'nt that close to it.  Some serious thinking there bread!! anyways no never been in the 3ft league but have been known to present a footlong in the past how bout you?

Fuck me Bread, you must have one slack arse, you bender

My personal best is one I produced in Vegas after a week of eating absolute shite and drinking shit yank beer.

Their bogs have a shallower draft than ours and there's less water in 'em, so I was able to do some proper investigation of my results.

It must have been a good 18 inches long and it curled round the bowl and rose up the back. It put me in mind of a King Cobra about to strike.

I took a picture on my phone but Mrs B made me delete it.

We'll have to start a stool talent show. We can call it 'New Faeces'.

This morning it was like a flock of seagulls for me.

Mr Magoo wrote:This morning it was like a flock of seagulls for me.

I haven't been yet, I feel like I'm missing out now!   

So as we speak, your full of shit then.

Ever found anything alive in one?

Angry Dad wrote:Ever found anything alive in one?

Worms?

Mr Magoo wrote:So as we speak, your full of shit then.

Not any more, just dropped my back...

karlypants wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:So as we speak, your full of shit then.

Not any more, just had my back door filled

 

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Ever found anything alive in one?

Worms?

Yeah a drinking mate found a worm in wetherspoons one sunday seemed chuffed with it, we did'nt let him get another round in.

This is bizarre, started as Horrifying and now its all gone to shit. 

A new low for the site. And the mods wonder why posters are leaving.

Where's nat surely she has some excremental tales?