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241 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:51

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Half-time. Leamington Spa 0-0 Chorley

Arrived two minutes before kick-off thanks to a very helpful truck driver. I could sense he liked a bit of posh totty in his cab. He got a bit grabby as we reached the outskirts of Leamington, but a bit of pepper spray soon sorted him.
You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

242 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:57

Natasha Whittam

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@karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.

243 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:58

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.
affraid Laughing

244 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:20

Natasha Whittam

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Leamington 1-0 Chorley

Scorer: Leamington's goalkeeper!

Fuck off.

245 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:29

Hipster_Nebula

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I used to live in leamington

246 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:34

Natasha Whittam

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@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I used to live in leamington

Not helping.

247 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:37

karlypants

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Very Happy

248 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Sun Apr 22 2018, 22:42

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Looking good for the playoffs again Chorley. Sounds like an absolute corker down at Tamworth!

249 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Mon Apr 23 2018, 08:30

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250 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 17:13

Natasha Whittam

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Just arrived in Brackley for the big game.

Victory will confirm Chorley in the play-offs. A draw, and defeat for Spennymoor tomorrow, will do the same. A defeat and it's down to the last day of the season on Saturday.

This is real football.

251 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 17:58

Natasha Whittam

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Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.

I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.

252 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 18:03

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.

I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.
You won't be far from Loch Flemington. Chuck him in.

253 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 20:39

Natasha Whittam

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1-1 at half-time. Surprised there isn't a chat box.

I left Cecil in Inverness.

254 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:03

Natasha Whittam

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YESSSS!! Dale Whitham puts Chorley ahead.

WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brackley 1-2 Chorley

255 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:19

Natasha Whittam

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Bloody hell this is tense.

I haven't been this apprehensive since Cecil pulled down his y-fronts on our third date.

18 mins to go.

256 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:28

Natasha Whittam

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Into the last 10 minutes.

10 minutes between Chorley and the play-offs.

257 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:37

Natasha Whittam

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4 mins of injury time, where did that come from???

Come on you Magpies.

258 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:39

boltonbonce

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Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

259 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:41

Natasha Whittam

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Full-time: Brackley 1-2 Chorley

CHORLEY ARE IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!

WE ARE GOING UP!!!

SHIT ON THE BOLTON, SHIT ON THE BOLTON!!!

WANKY, WANKY, WANDERERS!!

260 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:42

Natasha Whittam

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@boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

That's Cecil you gobshite.

261 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:42

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

That's Cecil you gobshite.
Oops.

262 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 11:26

Natasha Whittam

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The biggest game in world football is happening tomorrow.

Stockport v Chorley in the play-offs. One leg, winner through to the play-off semi-final.

£15 adults, £5 for kids.

Get yourself down to Stockport and witness a real game of football by players that give a shit.

You might even meet Cecil.

263 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 11:33

Natasha Whittam

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I should add they're expecting a crowd of around 8,000 - more than watched Burton tonk Bolton.

Chorley are big time.

264 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 11:34

Norpig

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I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?

265 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 12:08

boltonbonce

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@Norpig wrote:I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?
Cecil wears a cow pat on his head. You'll probably smell them before you see them.

266 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 12:41

Natasha Whittam

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You fuckwits.

We'll be the beautiful couple you can't take your eyes off. Cecil will be on a dog lead though.

267 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 15:48

Boggersbelief

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Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit

268 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 16:02

Natasha Whittam

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@Boggersbelief wrote:Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit

They'd probably put 5 past Bolton right now.

Get used to Chorley Boggers, we'll be playing each other in the 2019-20 season.

Then we'll see who is the bigger club.

269 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 16:03

Norpig

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The way things are going Nat could be right  Sad

270 Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 16:03

Boggersbelief

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We all know you love Bolton to pieces Nat, you don’t fool me

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