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211 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 08:57

Triumph


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Can I be excused please my Mum wont let me attend.

212 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 10:05

Reebok_Rebel

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Where were you all when it went off at Scott's with Wigan?

213 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 10:48

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I want new members signed up ASAP, offer them free BT sports or something, for six months.

214 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 11:47

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I can't speak for anyone else, but I was in ASDA fighting a one-man rearguard action against their top boys.

They sent their kids to Scotts as a diversion and you lot fell for it.

I am frankly disappointed with the leadership of this crew and I am calling for change.

If things carry on as they are, I shall have to consider forming a break-away mob with Magoo.

Sort it out.

215 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 12:03

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If you go with Magoo it will go tits up, he'd be attacking his own firm thinking they were the ICF.

216 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 12:48

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I can see a factional split coming. Could get ugly.

217 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 16:18

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
you boys have been busy, a friend of mine told me today he was at Bolton train station after the match and it kicked off there as well! Up the BUM!

218 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 16:28

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:you boys have been busy, a friend of mine told me today he was at Bolton train station after the match and it kicked off there as well! Up the BUM!
That will have been the humanoid robots developed by Scott in his underground lab. They are disposable. He can't build any more for a while cos we've got to club together to pay for the CD's Bread wrecked in ASDA.

219 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 16:39

Numpty 28723

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I was in ASDA when I heard it was kicking off big style in Marks & Spencers. By the time I'd rushed over to the hardware section to get tooled up, negotiated the self-service checkout and got next door it had all blown over.

220 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 16:39

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Don't say anything about the lab, bonce.

Top Secret.

221 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 17:10

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You're right about the CD's, they've invoiced me.

I emptied at least four bargain bins worth.

Total bill - £12:80.

222 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 17:23

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:You're right about the CD's, they've invoiced me.

I emptied at least four bargain bins worth.

Total bill - £12:80.
Mostly James Last I'll bet. You can be proud of your work Bread.

223 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 18:15

Reebok Trotter

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

224 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 19:24

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I struck lucky with a batch of "Now That's What I Call Shit Dance Music" type albums - Four CD's in every case made for quicker re-loading and firing.

Next time, I'm avoiding ASDA and am going to position myself somewhere less restrictive in terms of opportunities to run away when the heat gets too much - I got penned in behind the cheese counter in the end and wound up covered in Goat's Cheese Roulade.

And that stuff gets everywhere......

225 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 19:26

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Maybe we should enter you into the "compact discus thrower" competition at the next Olympics?

I wouldn't worry about being covered in cheese, Scott will lick it off...

226 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 19:36

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Scott hasn't licked my cheese in ages.

He doesn't do that kind of thing anymore.

He's better now........

227 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 21:24

Keegan

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Moderator
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Reebok Trotter wrote:The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

Ah - the Prince of Romance. Is it true what Bob Marley said - "One good thing about music - when it hits, you feel no pain..."? 
:face2:

http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

228 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 31 2014, 23:36

MartinBWFC

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El Hadji Diouf
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Keegan wrote:
Reebok Trotter wrote:The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

Ah - the Prince of Romance. Is it true what Bob Marley said -  "One good thing about music - when it hits, you feel no pain..."? 
:face2:
With the amount of weed in that mons system, he'd feel no pain if Mike Tyson hit him.

229 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 06:51

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That man was at peace with the world.

Up the BUM.

230 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 21:03

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Job for bonce,' job num'- 354.

Seek out Magoo, using all the ancient Indian techniques you know.

Find out what he's up to.

231 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 21:05

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
scottjames30 wrote:Job for bonce,' job num'- 354.

Seek out Magoo, using all the ancient Indian techniques you know.

Find out what he's up to.
I'm goosing up as we speak. Will report back tomorrow at 1900 hrs. Up the BUM.

232 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 22:03

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I am ready and waiting, you better have lots of your BUM boys with you.
I might start my own group, they will be paid on performance, or kills.

233 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 22:08

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Enough of your[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] be prepared.

234 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 22:30

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I hope your ready, as you will be Flaying

235 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 22:37

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You fiend. I intend to keep hold of my skin.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

236 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 22:46

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
And to finish a good sawing.

In Execution by sawing, the criminal would be hung upside-down and a large saw would be used to cut their body in half, starting with the groin, all the way to the head. Because the person was hanging upside-down, the brain received sufficient blood to keep them alive until the saw finally reached the main blood vessels in the abdomen

237 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Tue Apr 01 2014, 22:49

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:And to finish a good sawing.

In Execution by sawing, the criminal would be hung upside-down and a large saw would be used to cut their body in half, starting with the groin, all the way to the head. Because the person was hanging upside-down, the brain received sufficient blood to keep them alive until the saw finally reached the main blood vessels in the abdomen
Actually when they used to chop peoples heads off in the dark ages, they used to hold the head up right after because they were still alive (or the executioners maybe thought that) no?

238 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 06:41

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Reached Devon ahead of schedule,despite being roped into a 'Village People' tribute act as I went through Derby. Everything going to plan.

239 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 07:12

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Nice work bonce, get me that Magoo.

240 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 11:31

rogercpc


Mario Jardel
Mario Jardel
Love the banner headline lol

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