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241 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 11:32

scottjames30

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Can we please get some more aggressive guns on the smilies and emoticons section. ''for the ultras''.

This gun's not big enough  :gun: .

Cheers  :good: . up the BUM.

242 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 11:36

Natasha Whittam

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I had to take the train to work this morning. As I was waiting on the platform some bloke walked past me and shouted "Up The Bum". I asked him if he was a Bolton Nuts Ultra, he just looked at me like I was crazy.

243 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:18

Mr Magoo

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I have just got a friend of mine to help me out with Bonce, he could be a while, will have to come up with something to pass the time, till I see the little shit.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

244 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:20

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Mr Magoo wrote:I have just got a friend of mine to help me out with Bonce, he could be a while, will have to come up with something to pass the time, till I see the little shit.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
That's a woman Magoo...

245 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:26

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Bonce reporting. Got a good snap of Magoo with my secret camera. Watch out for him. The rest of the news is all bad. I'll report later when I find out how I've managed to get on the Dover to Calais ferry. Might be a long journey home. Magoo had some butch bird with a big gun lying in wait,but I easily avoided her. Full report around 3pm.

246 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:42

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scottjames30 wrote:Can we please get some more aggressive guns on the smilies and emoticons section. ''for the ultras''.

This gun's not big enough  :gun: .

Cheers  :good: . up the BUM.
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247 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:01

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As Bonce give me the heads up on his direction, I am pleased to inform you, Butch bird as now got him tied up.
He will be tortured till 3.30pm, then he will be stripped and thrown on the main road.
Don't mess with Magoo

248 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:07

karlypants

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Mr Magoo wrote:As Bonce give me the heads up on his direction, I am pleased to inform you, Butch bird as now got him tied up.
He will be tortured till 3.30pm, then he will be stripped and thrown on the main road.
Don't mess with Magoo
I thought something kinky was going on until I read that! Very Happy

249 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:10

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Big Ostrich to control......Big Ostrich to control!

I've managed to infiltrate Magoo's set-up and I think I've gained his trust.

The disguise definitely worked but the leather undies do chafe a bit.

I've made contact with Bonce after Magoo entrusted me with torturing him until 3:30pm today.

We're currently having a quick fag and drinking some Stella we found in his shed.

Please advise on the escape plan.....

Bog Ostrich out!

250 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:10

Mr Magoo

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He should be screaming by now  Very Happy Fucking Ultras, bunch of pussy's.

251 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:12

Mr Magoo

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You will never survive Bread, go home.

252 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:20

Mr Magoo

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Just had a message from butch bird, Bonce is crying like a little boy.
apparently he doesn't like things up his bum. :falltopieces: 
I have told her to release him at 2.30pm,  :shit:

253 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:27

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Bonce reporting. Fooled Magoo completely,and he's busy thinking I'm being tortured by one of his evil chums. It's actually Bread in a cunning disguise. How we laughed. I'll give you the shocking news as fast as I can,he has people everywhere. Magoo,and certain other nutters are planning a coup! They intend to eliminate the top Ultra's and install a puppet (Magoo probably) dictator. Once he's in place they intend to instigate a complete sea change in Ultra behaviour. Gone will be the guns,knives and hand grenades (CD's in some cases) so beloved of our troops,and in will come intense leafleting campaigns and ethnically diverse public forums in which people can air their democratic views. In other words the Ultra's would become a right bunch of ponces. Magoo isn't the brains behind this(obviously), he is being funded and guided by a shadowy Mr Big(or Mrs big!)lurking in the background. We need to find this murky figure and expose him. He posts on here on a regular basis,and that's as much as I know. Bonce out.

254 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:32

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boltonbonce wrote:Bonce reporting. Fooled Magoo completely,and he's busy thinking I'm being tortured by one of his evil chums. It's actually Bread in a cunning disguise. How we laughed. I'll give you the shocking news as fast as I can,he has people everywhere. Magoo,and certain other nutters are planning a coup! They intend to eliminate the top Ultra's and install a puppet (Magoo probably) dictator. Once he's in place they intend to instigate a complete sea change in Ultra behaviour. Gone will be the guns,knives and hand grenades (CD's in some cases) so beloved of our troops,and in will come intense leafleting campaigns and ethnically diverse public forums in which people can air their democratic views. In other words the Ultra's would become a right bunch of ponces. Magoo isn't the brains behind this(obviously), he is being funded and guided by a shadowy Mr Big(or Mrs big!)lurking in the background. We need to find this murky figure and expose him. He posts on here on a regular basis,and that's as much as I know. Bonce out.


Is it Hipster?

255 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:34

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256 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:41

Mr Magoo

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I am of for a meeting with butch bird, and friends.
I shall come up with a plan, to eliminate these Ultras, once and for all.

Magoo over and out.
O and thank's to KP for his undercover info. :good:

257 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:44

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Do your worst foureyes,we'll be ready. Up the BUM.

258 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 15:45

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Mr Magoo wrote:
O and thank's to KP for his undercover info. :good:
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259 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 16:27

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boltonbonce wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
O and thank's to KP for his undercover info. :good:
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He is a double agent Bonce, he as been working with me for days.

260 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 16:43

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You've asked for it Magoo. Our weapon stash knows no bounds. Knowing how you love your fresh seafood down there in Devon we're about to unleash our latest cunning plan! 'ATTACK LOBSTERS' Be warned.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

261 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 17:21

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I see someone has been playing battleship with Magoo's boat!

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262 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 17:28

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That's Bonce sending the "Mission Accomplished" signal using traditional methods.

Two birds, one stone.

263 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 17:36

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Breadman wrote:That's Bonce sending the "Mission Accomplished" signal using traditional methods.

Two birds, one stone.
Is KP a double agent as Magoo would have us believe? Or is it another of his devious mind games? We can't take any chances.

264 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 17:50

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KP's still one of us.

He's pretending to be working for Magoo, but secretly he's been helping me rig up an explosive device in Magoo's crapper, so the next time he flushes after a No2, Ka-Boom!

(Not a big one - we're a Firm, not bloody Al Quaida. Just enough to cover Magoo in smelly water and bits of poo.)

265 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 18:30

boltonbonce

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Breadman wrote:KP's still one of us.

He's pretending to be working for Magoo, but secretly he's been helping me rig up an explosive device in Magoo's crapper, so the next time he flushes after a No2, Ka-Boom!

(Not a big one - we're a Firm, not bloody Al Quaida. Just enough to cover Magoo in smelly water and bits of poo.)
Nice one. Might be an idea to send the attack lobster's up through the khazi.

266 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 20:53

scottjames30

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The grey man walks with yellow sheep..The grey man walks with yellow sheep.

Let the custard see the pudding..Let the custard see the pudding.

GO GO GO.

267 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Wed Apr 02 2014, 21:01

scottjames30

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boltonbonce wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:Can we please get some more aggressive guns on the smilies and emoticons section. ''for the ultras''.

This gun's not big enough  :gun: .

Cheers  :good: . up the BUM.
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This is what i'm talking about, respect brother.

268 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Thu Apr 03 2014, 17:20

scottjames30

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I'm going to be well prepared for this lot. :shootinggun:  ::bigmachinegun:: 

up the BUM, I hear their firm will be splitting in two, they don't want to miss us.

269 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Thu Apr 03 2014, 19:54

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270 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Thu Apr 03 2014, 23:49

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scottjames30 wrote:The grey man walks with yellow sheep..The grey man walks with yellow sheep
Magoos on the sheep again.

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