How long do you spend in the shower?

Just wondering, I like to spend around 4-6 min's in the shower.

4-6 minutes I would say normally, although less since my muff was singed as there's less hair washing to do.

4-6 minutes on average. 15-20 if I'm covered in goose fat.

I refuse to answer the question, as I feel it could be a trap by the Ultras.
Next thing that will happen, will be Bread & KP window licking.

Mr Magoo wrote:I refuse to answer the question, as I feel it could be a trap by the Ultras.
Next thing that will happen, will be Bread & KP window licking.

Just answer the goddam question.

NO 

Ultras get him and throw him in the basement, we'll see how he likes the banana game.

Bonce!!!!

Your showering habits will be monitored from now on Magoo. When the steam clears,be ready for anything.

You will never find me in the woods, I also have set up some very nasty trap's.
I also have a gun and a large knife, enough food to last a week.  FAGGOTS

My indian tracking skills are famed throughout Farnworth. I'll be down there in Devon in no time and we'll see how good you are. Where's that bloody satnav.

12 minutes

boltonbonce wrote:My indian tracking skills are famed throughout Farnworth. .

Can you sniff out a decent Indian takeaway?

From my covert observations, Magoo spends on average 2.6 minutes in the shower.

Once a week.

Fully clothed.

Eating a raw potato.

More to follow..........

Silly question to ask a load of blokes. Obviously depends on whether or not.

Just enough time to knock one out and clean up the mess after, so about 5 minutes

Norpig wrote:Just enough time to knock one out and clean up the mess after, so about 5 minutes

No-one likes a show-off.