I have a big problem.

Not sure if i should talk about it.

It's always good to talk.

...but difficult with a dislocated jaw.

Git! 

Breadman wrote:...but difficult with a dislocated jaw.

The person that can get close enough to have a chance of doing that would not be able to as his hands would be compleatly dissconected from his arms.

Angry Dad wrote:Not sure if i should talk about it.

The fact you have even asked this question suggests you're dying to get it off your chest.

However, if it involves bodily fluids keep it to yourself.

Good to know, AD, but I was referring to Bonce.

(His wife twatted him last night. Don't mention it to him, I think he's embarrassed.)

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Not sure if i should talk about it.

The fact you have even asked this question suggests you're dying to get it off your chest.

However, if it involves bodily fluids keep it to yourself.

It does'nt yet.

Breadman wrote:Good to know, AD, but I was referring to Bonce.

(His wife twatted him last night. Don't mention it to him, I think he's embarrassed.)

I missed that one.

Come on AD,what's the problem. If it's anything to do with erectile dysfunction I'd take it somewhere else. Ignore Bread,I walked into a wall.  

Ok put yourself in this position for a moment, you are happily married with grown up kids and well set up. Yes you have had a few points on your marriage licence but nothing too serious, you love your wife a lot and then a much younger woman 18 years younger comes into your life and is crazy about you and you her.She's special a once in a lifetime thing but it will cause your family untold humiliation, she is a natural stunner but you have not been there but want to.Is it meant to be or not.

boltonbonce wrote:Come on AD,what's the problem. If it's anything to do with erectile dysfunction I'd take it somewhere else. Ignore Bread,I walked into a wall.  

Does your willy not work, either....?

Bloody hell, you poor sod.

But it does explain Mrs Bonce's recent attack on you.

Ah... the answer is actually very simple, AD.

Given a choice, would you be happier living without your wife and family or without the once-in-a-lifetime stunner? You can't always have it both ways and this doesn't sound like a "hit it and quit it" scenario.

Blimey,I'm open mouthed. (in a closed mouth sort of a way). I think the key phrase you use there AD is 'you love your wife a lot'. 'nuff said. And my willy works fine Bread. I only go down there to show them what can be achieved with 
vigorous exercise.

Thing is i have kept cool about it and not got involved with her but she is getting over a divorce and i dont know if its a rebound thing or a comfort thing, thing is she is beyond a dream and now she is teasing me by flaunting other younger men to fuck me up.

Is it Whittam?

I thought you had threesomes AD, get the wife involved again.

Post a picture of the 'once in a lifetime stunner' I need context.

bwfc1874 wrote:Post a picture of the 'once in a lifetime stunner' I need context.

I really cant do that.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:I thought you had threesomes AD, get the wife involved again.

That's History now.