Have You Ever Had Sex In A Ford Cortina?

....or, in fact, any car?

Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts has been arrested in America for allegedly giving her boyfriend a blow-job in her car.

I have two questions:

1) Should it be an offence to commit sexual acts in the privacy of your own car?

2) Have you ever had sex/blow-job/hand-job/fisting in a car? And if so did you not find it uncomfortable? I tried it once, I got more satisfaction from the gear stick to be honest.

Don't be shy.

A MK3 Ford Cortina... those were the days.

Reebok Trotter wrote:A MK3 Ford Cortina... those were the days.

Days for what? When you last had sex or had a Ford Cortina?

Never in a car no.

and yes I have done it elsewhere before anyone goes down that road.

and yes, with a woman.

I've never horizontally jogged in a Ford Cortina but I've urinated into one.

We broke down in our Mk 4 Cortina on the Severn Bridge, it had overheated and needed fluid.

The only vessels for liquid that we had were bottles filled with homebrew.

So we are on the Severn Bridge supping homebrew and then pissing into the empty bottles then filling the radiator.

Proper rock and roll we were back in 1985.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:A MK3 Ford Cortina... those were the days.

Days for what? When you last had sex or had a Ford Cortina?

The question you posed was, Have you ever had sex in a Ford Cortina.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:and yes I have done it elsewhere before anyone goes down that road.

and yes, with a woman.

Peugeot 206 - bit of a squeeze but was fun.

no i don't drive so have never had the pleasure. Once had sex in my back yard thats about it though!

Norpig wrote:no i don't drive so have never had the pleasure. Once had sex in my back yard thats about it though!

Could you not open your back door or something 

Did everyone own a Cortina at some point?

Ours was a blue V reg 2.0 Litre GL Mark 5 but I never had sex in it, as I was only about eleven.

I actually grew to hate that car because my Dad decided that he was no longer happy with just handing over my pocket money every week without getting anything in return, so he started making me wash it.

And when you're only eleven, a Cortina is quite a big car to wash - a "ten bucket-er" as I soon came to realise......

If only we'd had Childline back then......

Depends where you're doing it I suppose. If a parents walking past with her kids and all they can see is the car rocking away with you're big white arse pressed against the window I'm guessing they would be offended. Having said that I've done it in a vauxhall nova, ford escort and a vauxhall corsa. The First and the latter were a squeeze but I liked the excitement of possibly getting caught in public. Aldi car park was particularly risky but all good fun

Not a Cortina - but that's a yes to other Fords, specifically an Anglia, a Capri (it was tight in every sense as I recall) an Escort and a Sierra. My favourite non-Ford rendezvous was in my mates' big old Citroen which had very plush seats and adjustable suspension.

wanderlust wrote: My favourite non-Ford rendezvous was in my mates' big old Citroen which had very plush seats and adjustable suspension.

Was he a sensitive lover?

Breadman wrote:

wanderlust wrote: My favourite non-Ford rendezvous was in my mates' big old Citroen which had very plush seats and adjustable suspension.

Was he a sensitive lover?

Sensitive?

She couldn't walk for a week....

scottjames30 wrote:

Norpig wrote:no i don't drive so have never had the pleasure. Once had sex in my back yard thats about it though!

Could you not open your back door or something 

it was the then girlfriend's idea, i was paranoid one of the neighbours would look out of their upstairs windows and see my arse bouncing up and down

Had an Austin Maxi many years ago. The seats folded down nicely.

Ford cortina a bit before my time but have done it in a crew cab of a pickup and a swimming pool although I wouldn't recommend the swimming pool as it floats to the top and looks like egg white...

Hope you wiped your Bum afterwards.