Chorley v Hyde United

With ourallocation sold out, I have decided to take in a game at Victory Park seem as our resident non league expert and publicist recommends it.

A bloke at work lives in Hyde and reckons Chorley should win by four at least. What do you reckon Nat and what are the pies like?

Never had a pie, I'm not a pie person.

I'm also going to the game, I'll meet you outside the food kiosk at half-time. I'll be the ex-model clutching my Preston Businesswoman on the Year trophy. How will I recognise you?

Half-time: 2-2, what a game. Chorley 2-0 down but go in level.

Just met Fazer. He wanted to sleep with me.

Sent from my iPhone

Is it an iPhone 6?

What a game. 2-0 down after half an hour, came back to win 3-2.

I see Bolton couldn't beat bottom of the league. Shameful.

Nick Fazer has just PM'd me to say you look like Hayley Cropper in real life, have a funny eye and walk with a pronounced limp.

Frankly I'm disappointed.

Sent from my laptop.

It's not all about looks Breadman. But no one can take away my modelling career.

Were you a hand model?

Sent from my hTc, i forgot.

O yer you're all twats.

Had a great day today although it got off to a slow start, Hyde 2-0 to the good after about 10 mins but they improved as the half wore on and two goals just before half time saw the game level at the break. Feeling a little peckish I wandered over to the Snack Shack and got talking to a hot young professional lady, we really hit it off, watched the mighty Mags clinch a 3-2 victory [should have been more] and then went back to hers for a hot ribena and a twix.

She said something about a twin sister who's a complete fantasist but anyhow I am hoping to meet Natalie again when Chorley play Staly Vegas in the cup.


£10 Admission, they are giving it away.

NickFazer wrote:£10, they are giving it away.

Natalie and Natasha?

scottjames30 wrote:O yer you're all twats.

Aw......it's been almost six hours since you posted that and nobody's taken the bait.

Fail........again.

Maybe you should try a new act in future?

Thick cunt.

Breadman wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:O yer you're all twats.

Aw......it's been almost six hours since you posted that and nobody's taken the bait.

Fail........again.

Maybe you should try a new act in future?

Thick cunt.

You just did.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Breadman wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:O yer you're all twats.

Aw......it's been almost six hours since you posted that and nobody's taken the bait.

Fail........again.

Maybe you should try a new act in future?

Thick cunt.

You just did.

bless his little soul