I bet you all wish you had Scott's creative mind don't you?
Genius in action.
@scottjames30 wrote:When im having a shit.
I think for a bit.
about bread for some reason.
its been another long season.
and when im wiping my arse.
i think what a farce.
we've been conned once more.
i might as well just shit on the floor.
@gloswhite wrote:I got a detention for this when I was at Bolton County Grammar in Gt Moor St. I got it off my dad and submitted it as part of my homework.
30 days hath September, April, June, and no wonder.
All the rest have 31, except grandma, and she rides a bike.
A nonsense poem, but it still makes me laugh.
A generous 1/10@y2johnny wrote:Sluffy had a little Bob
His posts made sluffys look exciting
That is why he kept him round
So people would keep fighting
He had a distaste for vince Dale
And for some reason rashford too
He didn't like me too much
And he probably doesn't like you
He seems only to like his reflection
And his written word is law
It's the only opinion that matters
Even if it is a bore
But we persevere and keep going
Trying to keep the site alive
Once there was hundreds of posters
Now there is only five
Thankfully Nat is one of them
Norpig, kp and bonce too
All you lurkers need to get posting
So not can take the piss out of you
@boltonbonce wrote:Hello Johnny. This poetry lark is tough, and I'm struggling a bit.
I'm having a go, but I can't find anything to rhyme with Bob. I tried to work myself into it, but I'm struggling with something to rhyme with Bonce.
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