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481Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:07

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I used to work with a bloke that used to undo his zip and pull out a raw chicken neck as if it was his knob and start scratching it. It had the girls screaming. He kept ferrets.

482Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:Old people that suddenly shoot there false teeth out on their tongue and whip them back in again. Fuckin disgusting that.
Another work mate we used to have lunch with,used to bring a piece of cake in every day,and when he'd finished it,he'd take his false teeth out and lick them clean.
Aw that's just so out of order bonce.
First time I saw it I nearly puked.

483Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:17

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Emilia Fox in Silent Witness. I wish some criminal would shoot her!

484Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:27

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Any artist who shits in a tin.


Italian artist Piero Manzoni  craps in a can. Not in THE can, Acan… 90 cans to be exact, and he did this in 1961 with the intention that each signed and numbered can of crap be sold for its weight in gold. As get-rich-schemes go, Manzoni’s was a trifle ambitious but the artist ended up getting the last laugh: a tin auctioned by Sotheby’s on May 23rd, 2007 sold for €124,000 and in October of 2008, the respected auction house offered tin #83 with an estimated selling price of £50-70,000. Dammit Mom, why’d ya hafta throw away my poop can collection??
Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Poop_culture_9x (image via: Copy Shop Show )
Manzoni’s infamous cans were labeled in Italian, English, French and German with the English text reading “Artist’s Shit, contents 30gr net freshly preserved, produced and tinned in May 1961”. Though persistent rumors hinted that the cans were filled not with excrement but instead, plaster, the veracity of Manzoni’s labeling was proven when a can on loan to the Randers Museum of Art recently began to leak. According to a bacteriological expert called in by the museum’s curators, “the feces wanted out”... we’re guessing any visitors to the museum that day concurred mightily.

485Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:54

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Twats who still haven't worked out the quote system on this forum, despite being on here for years.

Double twats!

486Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 20:06

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Twats who still haven't worked out the quote system on this forum, despite being on here for years.

Double twats
That's me buggered then!!

487Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 21:58

Kane57

Kane57
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Our maintenance department at work

488Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:19

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Second hand junk being described as 'pre-loved'.

489Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:33

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Water running up my arm, under my sleeve,when I'm washing my hands, (even though I've pulled them up as far as I can).

490Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:34

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
People who talk too loud when they're using their mobiles.

491Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:55

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Water running up my arm, under my sleeve,when I'm washing my hands, (even though I've pulled them up as far as I can).
Yes,I get that a lot when I'm washing my face. The bathroom floor,and my slippers,end up soaked.

Maybe I'm just messy.

492Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Plastic milk bottles that are almost impossible to open.

I've gone back to Creamline Dairies,and a lovely morning delivery of milk in real bottles. Stick your thumb in,and it's open. Bliss.

And while I'm at it,white Mac keyboards. A pain in the arse to clean.

493Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:04

okocha

okocha
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Jeremy Vine.....permanent grin, forced, cheery joviality, false laugh, embarrassing attempts to appear trendy. Annoys me more than Piers Morgan does!

494Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:09

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Elvis Presley impersonators

495Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:11

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
The Daily Mail and particularly its editor Paul Dacre.

496Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@xmiles wrote:The Daily Mail and particularly its editor Paul Dacre.
Very absorbent though.

497Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:25

okocha

okocha
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
My own failings.....especially trivial ones like dropping things, or putting shorts on without getting foot stuck....

498Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:54

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
People who piss in the wash basin.

499Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:People who piss in the wash basin.
The poet,Robert Graves,did that a lot.

500Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:10

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:People who piss in the wash basin.
The poet,Robert Graves,did that a lot.
Was it a Jug and Bowl

501Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:17

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I was visiting an old folks nursing home a few years ago when i heard this blokes voice go oh no she's shit in the sink again. A worker there said she does it then packs it down the plug hole with the heel of her hand and the maintainance man wont do it so they keep getting a plumber out and the son pay's for it. Nice.

502Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:27

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:People who piss in the wash basin.
The poet,Robert Graves,did that a lot.
Was it a Jug and Bowl
A sink. He said sinks were far more convenient.

503Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:36

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
People that repeat themselves, People that repeat themselves.

504Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:50

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
People like AD who never stop moaning  Laughing

505Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:07

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Obsessives.

506Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:12

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy

507Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:23

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Donald_trump_grin

508Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:24

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@boltonbonce wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Donald_trump_grin
Is that what they call a shit eating grin.

509Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Donald_trump_grin
Is that what they call a shit eating grin.
It's a "How the fuck did I get away with this?' grin.

510Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:35

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 17 Donald_trump_grin
Is that what they call a shit eating grin.
It's a "How the fuck did I get away with this?' grin.
Thats his cum face. Nat told me

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