How about you?
A true Valentine Day tale.
One year Mrs Sluffy was on a diet so I was in a dilemma to buy her the usual chocolates as well as flowers. I did so assuming if I didn't and she expected them I would be in trouble and if I did and she didn't want them little Miss Sluffy and I could eat them.
I got in bother because I wasn't thoughtful enough to help her with her diet - not that she was even fat anyway!
Next year I didn't bother buying her chocolates based on how she reacted the previous year.
She thought I was teasing when I hadn't given her that I hadn't bought any and it wasn't the same if I went to the shop now to buy her some!
Women eh - good job we love them!