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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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Cajunboy
Sluffy
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Natasha Whittam
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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Started my pre season training on Monday. Getting up to the West Stand isn't as easy as it used to be,so my fitness regime has been upped a few notches.
Things are going well,and I'll soon be able to move on to new ways to avoid the guy selling Golden Gamble tickets.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

You're probably faster than Beevers and Wheater already.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:You're probably faster than Beevers and Wheater already.
Yes. Got a way to go to catch Brickfeet though. He's putting in the yards,chasing balls that his first touch has sent 20 yards up the pitch.

y2johnny

y2johnny
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.


Shocked

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came on my heaving bussom
Better late than never

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.


Shocked

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came on my heaving bussom
Better late than never
Not sure about a heaving bosom Johnny. The last time she took her bra off she broke her toes.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's this sort of sexist bullery that stopped Chairmanda & Emma Jansen from posting.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's this sort of sexist bullery that stopped Chairmanda & Emma Jansen from posting.
You must be mistaken about Emma...

Emma Jansen 1 wrote:What we have here is a bent cock, more of a piggies tail.

affraid

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I quite agree Boncey. 

Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here. Razz

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I don't know what your point is KP, so what if Emma has a cock, she's still all woman. I'm sure.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here. Razz

You don't have the balls. Nor the security level since being replaced by LT.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

I'm in negotiations with sluffy to rename it Natasha's Personal Box.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here. Razz

You don't have the balls. Nor the security level since being replaced by LT.
Oh yes I do! Razz 

And myself, LT and Sluffy play fastest finger first. Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

I'm in negotiations with sluffy to rename it Natasha's Personal Box.
We did try that with Natasha’s Nuts if you remember. Laughing

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:And myself, LT and Sluffy play fastest finger first. Very Happy

I don't think anyone doubts that. I hope you use Vaseline.

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Unlikely romance is blossoming

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Now Boggers is in. And he's not wearing slippers! It's getting out of control,rather like one of those teenage house parties.
I'd better put some of that blue stuff in the cistern.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 30 7177CAB7-AAC3-440D-AA35-A8FF0CCD8B4B

::mad:: ::mad:: ::mad::

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Waited an hour for a taxi this morning. They said the system had crashed. Easy excuse.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 30 7177CAB7-AAC3-440D-AA35-A8FF0CCD8B4B

::mad:: ::mad:: ::mad::
All sorted now! cheers

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