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1Haircuts Empty Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:24 am

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Although I'm 64,I'm lucky enough to still have a full head of hair,and although it's now completely grey,I still take a certain pride in it.
However,I hate going to the barbers,and,as a consequence,I frequently look a little like this. (Minus the huge brain).
I suppose my question is,should how your hair looks bother you when you reach a certain age?
Do I need to have a fancy cut? Have it coloured?Pony tail?
Or is a quick going over with the shears all I need at my age?
Any of you lot picky about your thatch?(If you have one).


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2Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:31 am

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Haircuts 2Q==

3Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:33 am

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cecil looks upset. Is it this thread?

4Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:39 am

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?

5Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:44 am

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?
Not another new low?
As for your question,yes. My bikini line is perfect.

6Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:14 am

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

My wife cuts my hair with a set of Sainsbury's clippers. I've not been to a barbers for 30 years- so think of the money I've saved
Stick to a short back and sides!!

7Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:38 am

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

I went into a different barbers a month or so ago, and he asked me if I wanted scissors or machine, (clippers I assume). He was Turkish, and I told him I thought he should use both. Have been back to my regular, Greek Cypriot, barbers since, and I no longer have a hair style that looks like a scalped badger.

8Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:42 am

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?
I do. The question is does anyone else? Very Happy

9Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:59 am

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.

10Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:02 am

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

11Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:05 am

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Get an 80's Phil Collins mullet or an early Antonio Banderas curly black perm i read pensioners wet their baggies over those or maybe start the David CassidyHaircuts Dc10 look again would be your best bet he had more women than Elvis and Tom Jones combined but he did have it over them in the wang department as well as looks. Just imagine how Mrs Bonce would react to you coming home looking that cool bonce.

12Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:11 am

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?

13Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:14 am

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?
:rofl:

Sorry KP.

14Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:28 am

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?
:rofl:

Sorry KP.
Thanks for the support mate.  Evil or Very Mad

15Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:04 pm

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

You don't need a magnifying glass, but you will need the tweezers Very Happy

16Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:48 pm

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.
Do they have to sit upside down in the barbers chair?

17Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:49 pm

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?
I do. The question is does anyone else? Very Happy
Is your other job porn actor KP?  Very Happy

18Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:04 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.
Do they have to sit upside down in the barbers chair?
Wouldn't matter to Nat. She'd look the same either way up.

19Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:11 pm

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

What a job to have, i think i'd rather be unemployed  Very Happy

20Haircuts Empty Re: Haircuts Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:53 am

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Many moons ago I took a picture of Haircut 100's drummer to the hairdresser and asked them to match it on my bonce. They didn't.

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