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31Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:04

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:What if you receive a chunky letter?

Yes, this is just the time to debate my postage habits.

Well have you tried opening up your flap more to either pull or push it out???

32Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:05

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You need to seek therapy you bloody pervert.

This is serious.

33Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:07

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Shocked it was a serious question love!

Who has the perverted mind now!!! Very Happy

34Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:11

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

35Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:12

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
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36Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:19

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
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37Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:27

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

38Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:48

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
It sounds a rough area !

39Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:52

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

As if you'd know what letterboxes are like in a penthouse.

40Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:53

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:It sounds a rough area !

The doorman has failed me miserably.

41Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:59

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Maybe the squirrel thought the frog was made of rubber, and came in after it. Nothing a squirrel likes more than a rubber frog.

42Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:03

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
All I can say now is that it sounds like Nat’s flap and bush are buggered!

43Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:11

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Phoned the police. They refused to take away the frog & squirrel for DNA evidence. I don't know why I pay my taxes.

I have requested CCTV from the building owners.

44Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We could have a sweep on what's coming through next.

45Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:16

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm convinced one of you knows already.

46Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

47Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:06

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

Laughing

48Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:25

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

49Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:31

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

50Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:33

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

I'm 25 floors up.

51Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:35

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

I'm 25 floors up.

And? There are some really long snakes you know! Laughing

52Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know! Laughing

To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.

53Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:03

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know! Laughing

To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.

I nearly choked on my sushi reading that. Shocked

54Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:05

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
For the record, I wasn't suggesting you had a long snake, just that you'd gobbled on enough to know what was out there.

55Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:26

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@karlypants wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:Some years ago an envelope was on my door mat i opened it inside was a dead budgie with a note pinned to it, it said you like birds so go fuck this one.

Been shagging someone’s Mrs AD? Laughing
The neighbour across the road at the time was working in his garden and told me the only person he saw that day go through the gate and up the drive was a very young girl on a push bike so i don't have a clue. ..dunno..

56Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 08:39

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
And the award for the most bizarre thread of 2018 goes to..........

57Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 10:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm scared to go home tonight. I'm expecting an elephant shoved through my box.

58Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:07

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman has to be a major suspect. I know for a fact he wanders his local golf course, looking for small animals that have  fatally succumbed to a stray golf ball.
He normally stuffs them,then arranges them in provocative poses at the bottom of his garden, much to the chagrin of the neighbours.
I fear he may have found another hobby.

59Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:11

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.

60Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 2 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:13

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.
Could be a cry for help from Magoo.

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