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211Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 06 2019, 19:19

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Ha ha ha

212Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 12:12

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Saw these and thought of you.

Any use to you for keeping your slippers smelling zip up fresh?

Very Happy

213Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 12:13

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very nice KP. Half price too.

They'd go with my garters.

214Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 12:14

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very Happy

215Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 12:22

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Saw these and thought of you.


No way am I clicking that link. It'll be perverted.

216Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 12:26

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You will be surprised Nat. Very Happy

217Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 12:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:You will be surprised Nat. Very Happy
Don't click on it Nat. You'll never sleep again.

218Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 14:54

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Bonce  i have a lazy day today and i'm sitting in my favorite relax chair going to town on a bottle of JD Honey.These annoying adds keep coming on the TV one in particular is Ian Beefy Botham complaining that he's old and everything hurt's particularly his feet so he's using a vibrator on them. Started me thinking if it's happened to him then it's going to happen to me when i'm old a good few years down the line. Then i'm thinking i bet he wears slippers, you being the man to go to thought i'd ask does it come on suddenly (the slipper thing) or is it gradual or does someone else like a family member start it off? and did you hide them in disgust at first then feel the urge to look at them occasionally then maybe made the mistake of trying one on? Paul  the postie told me the first thing to go is knees and feet very worrying that. I only ever wear reebok trainers when i do any sport or excercise but never for going out or round the house i always wear shoes can't see myself in slippers and the wife would divorce me i reckon. Do women get turned on by them? can you play a sex game in the bedroom in them with a pipe maybe? maybe it's something to look forward to.

219Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 15:17

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
My slipper habit started in my forties,AD. Because I've spent much of my life wearing boots, the pleasure of a good pair of slippers is unmatched.
Up until my forties I was happy enough going about the house bare footed, but decided on slippers after dropping a dart board on my foot.
I started having knee trouble only after I retired, which I find a bit odd, but there you go. I bought one of those Botham contraptions, and I have to say it's done nothing, other than make me look a right tit when Dave the window cleaner comes, and has to look at me, sat in the living room,with my bare feet on a vibrating flying saucer. Might work for some though.
As for slippers being sexy, I'll have to disappoint you. The moment I put mine on I age 20 years, and start complaining about the lack of police foot patrols. I also have to fight a terrible urge to buy the Daily Telegraph and talk about lawnmowers.
They're like a drug, but must be used in moderation. The urge to wander off down to the shops in them is a constant battle. Cave in to that, and you're only a few steps away from buying a dressing gown.
From there, you're done.

220Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 15:36

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A new low for Nuts, fooking slipper advice.

It's going to be a long Summer.

221Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 15:37

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts, fooking slipper advice.

It's going to be a long Summer.
Laughing

222Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 15:42

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@boltonbonce wrote:My slipper habit started in my forties,AD. Because I've spent much of my life wearing boots, the pleasure of a good pair of slippers is unmatched.
Up until my forties I was happy enough going about the house bare footed, but decided on slippers after dropping a dart board on my foot.
I started having knee trouble only after I retired, which I find a bit odd, but there you go. I bought one of those Botham contraptions, and I have to say it's done nothing, other than make me look a right tit when Dave the window cleaner comes, and has to look at me, sat in the living room,with my bare feet on a vibrating flying saucer. Might work for some though.
As for slippers being sexy, I'll have to disappoint you. The moment I put mine on I age 20 years, and start complaining about the lack of police foot patrols. I also have to fight a terrible urge to buy the Daily Telegraph and talk about lawnmowers.
They're like a drug, but must be used in moderation. The urge to wander off down to the shops in them is a constant battle. Cave in to that, and you're only a few steps away from buying a dressing gown.
From there, you're done.
Ouch was it a Manchester board bonce?

223Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 08 2019, 15:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It was a Manchester board. Solid wood.

And Nat, if people need advice, I'm happy to give it.

224Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 10 2019, 21:21

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Trump will want to top this. But how? Golf?

http://tass.com/sport/1057756

225Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 10 2019, 21:52

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I know this wont make me popular, but Ladies Slippers are the comfiest.

226Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 10 2019, 22:25

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:I know this wont make me popular, but Ladies Slippers are the comfiest.
I know. Wink

227Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 10 2019, 22:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Yaxley-Lennon is in Bolton tomorrow. The Milk Marketing Board are thrilled.

228Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 11 2019, 20:37

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

229Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 13 2019, 09:13

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

230Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 13 2019, 17:43

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
He's back, and with more mummy issues. And a very untidy bedroom.

231Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 13 2019, 18:22

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Laughing

232Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 11:14

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
C2486-C00-95-EC-4713-A409-335-B330-CE563

First beer of the day.

Would be rude not to! Cool

233Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 11:16

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Never mind the beer KP. The boy is off to London to support his hero.

234Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 11:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.

235Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 11:54

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.
Never understood what all the fuss is about bagels.

Would rather have a proper butty.

236Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 11:55

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Did you notice the lads sister at the top of the stairs in a white dressing gown in the last video or was I seeing things?

237Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 11:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.
Never understood what all the fuss is about bagels.

Would rather have a proper butty.
Very nice hot, buttered and filled with cheese. Cinnamon and raisin are my preferred choice.

238Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 11:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.
Never understood what all the fuss is about bagels.

Would rather have a proper butty.
Very nice hot, buttered and filled with cheese. Cinnamon and raisin are my preferred choice.
Saw his mum KP. I'll have to have another look. Can't help thinking he's heading for a fall.

239Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 12:00

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.
Never understood what all the fuss is about bagels.

Would rather have a proper butty.
Very nice hot, buttered and filled with cheese. Cinnamon and raisin are my preferred choice.
Saw his mum KP. I'll have to have another look. Can't help thinking he's heading for a fall.
Yes, he wasn’t very good at hiding his mums identity although was probably done on purpose.

He’s very immature for his age. 

He needs a good clip round the ear considering that he is living in his mums house and not his own.

240Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 8 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 12:55

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
He's arrived. He's with his like minded chums. Hope he doesn't turn violent.

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