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241Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 13:01

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:He's arrived. He's with his like minded chums. Hope he doesn't turn violent.
I’m surprised he’s not uploaded any vids yet of him in breightmet when he arrived.

For sure he went to join in.

242Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 13:12

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse
I’ve gone for the beer buffet again...wish me well! What a Face

243Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 14:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
Oh Tommy Tommy....

244Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 14 2019, 14:27

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@karlypants wrote:I just asked Alexa to tell me a joke...

Q. Why are football pitches wet?

A. Because of all the dribbling!

Very Happy
Ask her to fart. It'll keep your kids amused for hours. (it did me ) Very Happy

245Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu May 16 2019, 23:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
Spilt some Listerine mouthwash on the bathroom shelf this morning. It's taking the paint off!

What the hell is in this stuff?

246Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 17 2019, 03:05

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I just asked Alexa to tell me a joke...

Q. Why are football pitches wet?

A. Because of all the dribbling!

Very Happy
Ask her to fart. It'll keep your kids amused for hours. (it did me ) Very Happy
Very Happy

247Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 17 2019, 03:06

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Spilt some Listerine mouthwash on the bathroom shelf this morning. It's taking the paint off!

What the hell is in this stuff?
Is it the original one that’s the colour of piss?

If so it has alcohol in it which may have affected it?

248Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 13:53

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I’m sure you can all work out where I am for a couple of night by the following picture...


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I’ve been up since 3am this morning and spent 5 bastard hours on a coach to get here. God knows why as all I wanted to originally do was go to Ho Chi Min for a new visa. Very Happy

249Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 13:55

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse
This is the life Bonce, sex, beer and Asia.

250Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 13:55

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse
Hmm... that makes me sound a bit of a perv. Shocked

251Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 14:24

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Two out of three isn't bad I suppose.

Been to Hanoi, and Hoi An, but the best by far is  Halong Bay. Absolutely fantastic. (they all were really)

Have you learned yet that there's no point waiting for the traffic if you want to cross the road ?  Walk out carefully if its the usual of hundreds of small motorbikes, and they'll go around you as though you were a fish in a stream. Be more careful with cars, and definitely don't try it with a bus.  Very Happy

Enjoy yourself.

252Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 14:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:This is the life Bonce, sex, beer and Asia.
Any decent slippers down there?

253Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 14:35

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:This is the life Bonce, sex, beer and Asia.
Any decent slippers down there?
There is an abundance of backless ones...

254Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 14:43

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Two out of three isn't bad I suppose.

Been to Hanoi, and Hoi An, but the best by far is  Halong Bay. Absolutely fantastic. (they all were really)

Have you learned yet that there's no point waiting for the traffic if you want to cross the road ?  Walk out carefully if its the usual of hundreds of small motorbikes, and they'll go around you as though you were a fish in a stream. Be more careful with cars, and definitely don't try it with a bus.  Very Happy

Enjoy yourself.
Thanks mate.

The plan to go to Ho Chi Min has been shelved as we ended up buying a package deal for northern Vietnam. 

We are currently in Sapa and will be going to Da Nang and somewhere else that has slipped my mind. 

We have been up and down a mountain on a coach this afternoon driving on a cliff edge which has everyone on edge.

The driver was fantastic. I don’t know how he got it to our destination to be honest as he could turn the coach round on a 5 pence. Very Happy

255Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 15:47

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
If you can, a must-see are the Cu Chi tunnels just north of Ho Chi Min City (Saigon). Its fascinating how they survived the American war, (as they called it), and what they did to survive. It was whilst crouched down in one that I learned I was claustrophobic  Shocked, even though they had been made bigger for us tourists.
Very friendly people, we really liked it there.

256Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 19 2019, 19:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
I found watching this strangely rewarding.

257Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 25 2019, 12:35

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse
I didn’t think they did this here anymore... 

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It’s like Natasha fighting with herself! Very Happy

258Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 25 2019, 16:00

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
I see what you mean. Is that a Twirl I see in the middle?  Smile

259Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 25 2019, 16:13

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
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Nat Lofthouse
I can't even see what it is.

260Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 25 2019, 16:17

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I can't even see what it is.
It’s two cocks fighting...

261Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 25 2019, 16:21

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
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Nat Lofthouse
How did you get a photo of Breadman & Wanderlust?

262Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 25 2019, 16:56

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@Natasha Whittam wrote:How did you get a photo of Breadman & Wanderlust?
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

263Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 28 2019, 20:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

264Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 28 2019, 21:15

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
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Nat Lofthouse
You utter wanker, I was promised no more Bonce!!

You can't trust anyone these days.

265Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 28 2019, 21:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:You utter wanker, I was promised no more Bonce!!

You can't trust anyone these days.
Just a flying visit. I had to put these rumours to bed. 

Sounds like Breadman to me. That's how he operates.

266Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 28 2019, 21:18

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:You utter wanker, I was promised no more Bonce!!

You can't trust anyone these days.
Laughing

267Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu May 30 2019, 14:25

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

268Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu May 30 2019, 17:46

Norpig

Norpig
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Nat Lofthouse
My first thought when i saw this a few days ago was it must be breaders  Laughing

Come back soon boncey!

269Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 31 2019, 09:04

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Avoid chicken arseholes! In corned beef?

270Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 9 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 31 2019, 10:11

Norpig

Norpig
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Nat Lofthouse
How does he know what a chickens arsehole looks and tastes like?  Laughing

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