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451Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Sep 30 2019, 22:36

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just a shower and porridge for me, if it's all the same.

452Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Oct 02 2019, 22:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A woman down the close is having a lingerie party. WTF is all that about?

I don't get on the phone to my mates and say, 'Coming round tonight lads? We're trying on underpants'.

Bloody women.

453Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Oct 02 2019, 22:50

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:A woman down the close is having a lingerie party. WTF is all that about?

I don't get on the phone to my mates and say, 'Coming round tonight lads? We're trying on underpants'.

Bloody women.

But it doesn't just stop there Boncey. They road test vibrators and choc chip dick lick!

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 X1080

454Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Oct 02 2019, 22:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I wish you hadn't told me that. 
I remember my old mum buying a 'neck massager' from a pamphlet that came through the door. It had all sorts of items for sale, such as folding walking sticks etc.
I didn't have the nerve to tell her it was a vibrator, but she always caused a titter when she took it out to use at bingo.

455Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Oct 04 2019, 12:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

456Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 13:18

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Ed Sheeran has put a pair of his slippers up for auction bonce they reckon they will make 200 quid, just thought you might want to comment.....

457Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 13:20

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:Ed Sheeran has put a pair of his slippers up for auction bonce they reckon they will make 200 quid, just thought you might want to comment.....

The thought of wearing second hand slippers :sick:

458Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 13:31

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:Ed Sheeran has put a pair of his slippers up for auction bonce they reckon they will make 200 quid, just thought you might want to comment.....

The thought of wearing second hand slippers :sick:
Quite right KP. Slippers are very personal to a man. I wouldn't go around wearing second hand underpants.
Slippers are the same. My old slippers are sent to slipper heaven, or given to a local dog.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Dogwithslipper-467x600

459Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 14:11

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Have you got any boot slippers bonce or cuban heeled slippers like a short fat bald Italian bloke i know.

460Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 14:19

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Had a chat with him but really taking the piss and he said he got them online from House of Slippers that really cracked me up. I said nice boots mate and he said yes i got them from House of Slippers obviously takes his slippering very seriously.

461Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 14:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:Had a chat with him but really taking the piss and he said he got them online from House of Slippers that really cracked me up. I said nice boots mate and he said yes i got them from House of Slippers obviously takes his slippering very seriously.
House Of Slippers is very good. Check these out. Ignore the mules, I refuse to accept them as slippers.

https://www.houseofslippers.co.uk/mens-c284

462Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 17:45

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Incredibly sad this in the BEN.

463Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 18:36

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Incredibly sad this in the BEN.
I reckon the Royal British Legion will do him proud. He'll have a good turn out for sure.

464Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 05 2019, 19:33

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Incredibly sad this in the BEN.
I reckon the Royal British Legion will do him proud. He'll have a good turn out for sure.

I hope so he deserves a good send off. Smile

465Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 08 2019, 15:40

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The new Betvictor site is pants. I shouldn't have to put up with this.

I'll have to change bookies. But who will get the Bonce thumbs up.

Certainly won't be Betfred. Might go back to bet365 or Ladbrokes.

466Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 08 2019, 18:34

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
You’re better off with Sky Bet or Bet365

467Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Oct 08 2019, 19:11

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@finlaymcdanger wrote:You’re better off with Sky Bet or Bet365
So many to choose from these days. Can't remember when I last visited a betting shop.

I gave Skybet the brush off because they kept offering me 'free' £5 bets that were, of course, far from free.

468Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Oct 09 2019, 08:44

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Don't bother with bet365, i've moved from them after they ripped me off a few weeks ago. I had an acca on and the best kept going missing and when it came back i had a cash out available which then wouldn't work! I emailed them and complained and they admitted it was their error but wouldn't honour the payout.

I went to Skybet and got £30 of free bets and won £50 and they have a lot more boosts on prices on there so i'm sticking with them now.

469Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Oct 09 2019, 20:43

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Kermit Maynard, a real man. They don't make them like this any more.

470Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 10 2019, 21:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

471Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Oct 11 2019, 12:01

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
First heard her in 2015. Loved her ever since.

472Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Oct 11 2019, 13:01

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
When I was in school, mention of a slipper meant you were going to get your arse paddled. How times change  Laughing

473Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Oct 11 2019, 13:44

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:When I was in school, mention of a slipper meant you were going to get your arse paddled. How times change  Laughing
I was about to admonish Glos for posting this on the music thread, until I noticed I'd posted my music video on my own thread.
These things happen as we age. I'm now going to a place of privacy to consider my future.

474Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Oct 11 2019, 23:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just had a call from my 89 year old mum, who calmly informed me that a giant spider, with two bodies, had run under her TV stand.
It seems it's spoiling her enjoyment of Bullseye. I may have to check her medication tomorrow. Shocked

475Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Oct 11 2019, 23:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very Happy

476Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 12 2019, 11:29

okocha

okocha
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Bonce, I hadn't heard of Gaelynn Lea. Thank you so much for bringing her to our attention. Have now read up about her and her husband....wow!! Inspirational.

477Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Oct 12 2019, 11:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@okocha wrote:Bonce, I hadn't heard of Gaelynn Lea. Thank you so much for bringing her to our attention. Have now read up about her and her husband....wow!! Inspirational.
My pleasure. She's a wonderful performer.

478Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Oct 20 2019, 18:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Are the Wanderers skimping on the coffee cups? Got our coffee, wandered up to our seats, and found that the lids didn't fit the coffee cups properly.
That's like a bomb in the hands of someone with my record for mishaps.

479Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 24 2019, 10:03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Got to bed late last night due to a sensational game of Owzthat.
During a game between the Famous Singers Who Are Now Dead, and the Irish Flat Jockey's XI, Roy Orbison scored a brilliant 206, setting a new record.
The previous record of 177, set by Long John Silver for the Fictional Characters against the Game Show Host All Stars, had stood for over two years.
Celebrated late into the night, and had an extra mug of Horlicks into the bargain.

480Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 16 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Oct 24 2019, 13:20

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Got to bed late last night due to a sensational game of Owzthat.
During a game between the Famous Singers Who Are Now Dead, and the Irish Flat Jockey's XI, Roy Orbison scored a brilliant 206, setting a new record.
The previous record of 177, set by Long John Silver for the Fictional Characters against the Game Show Host All Stars, had stood for over two years.
Celebrated late into the night, and had an extra mug of Horlicks into the bargain.
 Have you been at the magic mushrooms again boncey?  Very Happy

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