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511Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 04 2019, 00:12

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It was only up to my granddads death 4 years ago that he used to mention how good the prizes were on Bullseye not realising that they were old episodes from the 80's. Very Happy

512Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 04 2019, 16:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
RIP Bob Willis. Ashes legend.

513Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Dec 08 2019, 10:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I think it's the fact that police were deployed to guard the replacement banana that amuses me most.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50704136

514Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 10 2019, 17:40

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

515Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 11 2019, 12:08

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

516Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 11 2019, 12:37

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Razz

517Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 11 2019, 23:25

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The time has come. It's time to clamber into the loft to get the Christmas tree down.

This has become something of a performance in recent years, and I'm not looking forward to it. My brother said he'd get it for me, but I'm not having that bastard getting one over on me. He's five years younger than me and thinks that makes him an athlete.
He's almost as accident prone as I am. He was knocked unconscious once after crashing his bike into a stationary car.
His excuse was that he was momentarily distracted by a man skipping in his front garden! What kind of an excuse is that?
He also had to go to A+E when he got a ball bearing stuck up his nose. What an embarrassment.

518Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Dec 12 2019, 14:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

519Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Dec 13 2019, 21:24

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It’s nice to see that there are still some nice people in the world. Smile

520Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 16 2019, 20:19

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
He's back, and he's angry. I'm fearing for his sanity. Smile

521Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 16 2019, 20:42

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've just wasted 20 minutes of my life.

Again.

Bonce out!

522Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 16 2019, 21:13

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I've just wasted 20 minutes of my life.

Again.

Bonce out!
You went to the end then. What a man he is. Well worth twenty minutes.

You want to get in there Nat. Something tells me he's available.

523Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 16 2019, 22:43

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Jesus Christ! I’m not liking his facial expression there Bonce! Shocked

524Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 16 2019, 22:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Jesus Christ! I’m not liking his facial expression there Bonce! Shocked
He's a sort of lard arsed Charles Bronson.

525Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 16 2019, 22:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Jesus Christ! I’m not liking his facial expression there Bonce! Shocked
He's a sort of lard arsed Charles Bronson.
lol!

526Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 17 2019, 16:37

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
D.C. Thomson are offering me a free Nerf gun to continue my Beano subscription.

This needs thinking about.

527Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 17 2019, 16:39

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:D.C. Thomson are offering me a free Nerf gun to continue my Beano subscription.

This needs thinking about.
I say go for it Bonce. You could shoot at the kids with it on Christmas Day when they are annoying you! Very Happy

528Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 17 2019, 16:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:D.C. Thomson are offering me a free Nerf gun to continue my Beano subscription.

This needs thinking about.
I say go for it Bonce. You could shoot at the kids with it on Christmas Day when they are annoying you! Very Happy
I'm more worried about myself. A couple of years ago I got a free pea shooter.

It brought back a few memories, so I went out and bought a packet of dried peas, and lined up some paper cups to shoot at.

Instead of blowing, I sucked, and nearly choked to death. It was confiscated. 

Why does life have to be so complicated.

529Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 18 2019, 15:41

wanderlust

wanderlust
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Nat Lofthouse
Doesn’t that woman know there’s a “c” in unicorns?

...and an r.

530Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 18 2019, 16:50

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
@wanderlust wrote:Doesn’t that woman know there’s a “c” in unicorns?

...and an r.
Very Happy

531Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Dec 27 2019, 18:31

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I hope the teacher got fired !

532Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 31 2019, 14:41

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Hi Boncey, have you been to the Eric Tucker exhibition at Warrington Art gallery?

533Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 31 2019, 14:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:Hi Boncey, have you been to the Eric Tucker exhibition at Warrington Art gallery?
Not yet. Exhibition finishes in February, so I've got time. Once the new year gets going I'll be getting down there.

534Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jan 04 2020, 08:52

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.

535Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jan 04 2020, 20:24

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just nipped downstairs to show my face, allaying any fears that I might have died suddenly. Disturbingly, I found the TV to be showing some kind of singing hedgehog.
It appears to be some kind of musical competition, and I gave full voice to my opinions of it.
These went down like a bacon butty in the Knesset, and I was forced to retreat into the kitchen, where I put together a very passable snack. Armed with this, and a cold glass of milk, I've retreated to my own domain, where I'm happily preparing to watch The Ghosts Of Motley Hall.
They're talking about me down there, I know it.

536Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 06 2020, 10:03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Oh, let her go to the pub. Very Happy

537Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 06 2020, 12:46

Norpig

Norpig
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Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.
 Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.

538Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 06 2020, 14:01

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.
 Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.
But it’s entertainment for some people though, no?

539Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 06 2020, 14:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@Norpig wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.
 Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.
But it’s entertainment for some people though, no?

540Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 18 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 06 2020, 14:39

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I wonder if Norpig would mourn Mrs. Briggs, the 66 year old sex chat worker who pretends to be sweet 16 he’s been talking to? Very Happy

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