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661Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 20:07

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I've been given an ultimatum. Sort this mess out or else. Or else what? Be honest, is this a mess? I can guarantee everything you see is of some importance. To me, at least. What do they want? I intend to take steps, this very evening, to tidy it up, but I do so under duress.
They also think I have too many plugs connected, and that I'm in danger of causing the house to burn down. How very far fetched. Do you lot suffer from the 'tidy police'?

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You are certainly not a technophobe with all the I.T equipment everywhere like some on here! Very Happy

662Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 20:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Believe it or not KP, I swore I'd never buy a computer. I'd be lost without the internet now. Very Happy

663Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 30 2020, 08:42

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone know why Alastair Stewart was forced to step down from reading the new? All I can find is 'error of judgement'. His twitter account has been deleted.
Not that important, but I need to know.
 He quoted Shakespeare and it mentions an angry ape but the chap he sent it to is black and kicked off. He probably thought he was being clever but should have checked who he was responding to before sending it. 

I very much doubt he is a racist and it's the usual twitter storm with the permanently outraged up in arms yet again.

664Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 30 2020, 12:09

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone know why Alastair Stewart was forced to step down from reading the new? All I can find is 'error of judgement'. His twitter account has been deleted.
Not that important, but I need to know.
 He quoted Shakespeare and it mentions an angry ape but the chap he sent it to is black and kicked off. He probably thought he was being clever but should have checked who he was responding to before sending it. 

I very much doubt he is a racist and it's the usual twitter storm with the permanently outraged up in arms yet again.
I hate twitter.

665Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 30 2020, 19:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Tidy up completed. Ok, it's not perfect, but you have to agree I've made a pretty good stab at it. Might not last long mind. My family don't understand me.

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666Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 03 2020, 16:21

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I have returned from the dentist with no mishaps, and a temporary crown. Two more visits and I'll be sorted. Steering clear of veggie bacon for the time being.

667Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 05 2020, 11:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
My mum's 90 today! Bloody hell! She's got a cake, but we thought it best to give the candles a miss. 
Woe betide us if we turn up and interrupt Loose Women. When I asked her what she'd like gift wise for her 90th, she said 'slippers'.
What a woman.

668Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 07 2020, 12:01

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
99p for a small bag of Cheddars at the hospital. Scandalous.

669Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 07 2020, 23:05

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm wearing my Sesame Street pyjamas, and my best zip up slippers. I look, and feel, sensational. Decided to watch an episode of Gideon's Way, a British cop show from way back in 1965, that starred John Gregson.
In one scene a plain clothes detective accosted a ten year old boy, saying, 'Hello sonny, I'm a policeman. Can I borrow your bike for an hour. I promise to bring it back'.
In the end he had to give the boy ten bob, but got the bike. Why he needed the bike needn't concern you, but I'm not sure how it would go down today.

670Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Feb 09 2020, 14:10

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Brucie's birthday on Feb 22nd. I'll watch his Sammy Davis tribute, then raise a glass to the old boy.

I'm sure you'll all do the same.

671Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Feb 09 2020, 15:02

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Thanks for that, I'll put  it in my diary.

672Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Feb 09 2020, 15:09

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It's also in my diary:

"Do not log onto Bolton Nuts".

673Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Feb 09 2020, 15:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:It's also in my diary:

"Do not log onto Bolton Nuts".
Very Happy  Don't worry, I'm having a low key celebration. Just a few friends in the at home.

Won't even mention it on here.

674Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 10 2020, 11:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That's torn it. I'm all choked up now. Sad

675Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 10 2020, 17:03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
All alone at the moment, so I've decided to do some fishless fingers for tea.

676Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 10 2020, 17:16

sunlight

sunlight
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@boltonbonce wrote:All alone at the moment, so I've decided to do some fishless fingers for tea.
Do fish really have fingers with breadcrumbs on them?

677Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 13 2020, 14:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It's another world out there. Shocked

678Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 13 2020, 15:02

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Your search history will mean you're on a watch list at GCHQ i reckon  Laughing

679Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 13 2020, 15:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:Your search history will mean you're on a watch list at GCHQ i reckon  Laughing
This popped up in my recommendations. Shocked

680Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 13 2020, 19:07

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Norpig wrote:Your search history will mean you're on a watch list at GCHQ i reckon  Laughing
This popped up in my recommendations. Shocked
It's actually a very good series of interviews with people on the outer limits of society.

681Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 14 2020, 14:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've just ordered ten dish cloths on Amazon. What have I become?!

682Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 14 2020, 15:30

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Sad.

683Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 14 2020, 15:33

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I've just ordered ten dish cloths on Amazon. What have I become?!

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684Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 14 2020, 15:42

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Unknow17
Researchers found E. coli and other bacteria on dish towels in a study. You may want to rethink how you've been using your kitchen towel. A new study suggests that your dish towels are teeming with bacteria that can potentially cause food poisoning and other foodborne illnesses.29 Jun 2018

Please make the move to J Cloths to reduce health risks.  J Cloths quickly dry out and bacteria can't survive without moisture.

685Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 14 2020, 15:49

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Who's sad now.

I'm  prattling on about  dishcloths and J Cloths while eating jelly babies.

686Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 14 2020, 16:27

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Happy Birthday Bananaman on 16th Feb. He was drawn by our window cleaner's uncle from 1980. A true superhero.

687Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 17 2020, 13:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

688Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 21 2020, 07:39

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bloody dentist again this morning sorting my crown out. Back again next Friday. Mind you, it's only mildly worse than watching the Wanderers at the moment.

689Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 21 2020, 14:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Safely returned from the dentist, with two Carrs pasties. Life is good.

690Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 23 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 21 2020, 19:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Desk issues again. I'm trying, but it gets worse. And I'm taking possession of more Wanderers programmes tomorrow. I'm not in anyone's good books at the moment.
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