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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

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BoltonTillIDie

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boltonbonce wrote:Safely returned from the dentist, with two Carrs pasties. Life is good.
Changed from when they used to give you a sticker.  The futures bright

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

BoltonTillIDie wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Safely returned from the dentist, with two Carrs pasties. Life is good.
Changed from when they used to give you a sticker.  The futures bright
Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Had an emergency call from my 90 year old mum this morning. Having finally mastered the DVD player, she put a film in, but, thirty minutes in, felt something was wrong. "There's no bloody sound".
When I arrived the film was just about ending.
She'd accidentally pressed the fast forward button, and had watched the whole film at triple speed. A couple of weeks ago I mentioned, as I have on here, that Bananaman was forty years old.
Her reaction, "Does he live round here?"
I was tempted to reply, yes, next door to Desperate Dan, but thought better of it.
Long may she continue, bless her.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just found this review of Quorn Spinach and Red Pepper Deli Slices on Ocado.  Very Happy

I was guffing within 10 minutes of stuffing this down my cakehole. My wife had to open all the windows in the house as the stench was appalling. My ringpiece is in shreds. Would order again despite my ruined sheriffs badge and soiled gusset.

Norpig

Norpig
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Have you read the infamous veet gel review boncey? Just in case you haven't  Very Happy

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:Have you read the infamous veet gel review boncey? Just in case you haven't  Very Happy

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
Yes indeed. As you might guess, I've never been near that sort of stuff. It's asking for trouble.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Now this is my kind of club. What a shame it's no longer open.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII - Page 36 51l5MPlXIiL._SY355_

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Must get one of these.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII - Page 36 Il_570xN.1648390222_fu8z

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Anyone had pancakes? My dad used to make a big deal of it, and  usually made enough to feed the street, but I can't say I've bothered for years.

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Yes just had pancakes.  Mrs bought the shake ones, says makes 6, we got 3.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Final visit to the dentist on Friday to get my crown sorted. Can't wait to get to Piggy In The Middle to stock up on Carrs pasties.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A friend of mine eats his chocolate biscuits with the chocolate side down. For some reason this pisses me off. Am I being petty?

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Yes, although a bit strange. What’s the reason he does this?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Yes, although a bit strange. What’s the reason he does this?
Says he's always done it. Even does it with Jammy Dodgers. According to his brother, he sits on the toilet facing the cistern, so he's clearly contrary.
Or bonkers.

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Seems a bit backwards

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Seems a bit backwards
Apparently he's got a thing about toilet posture.

Don't understand it. Get on, get off, and blame the dog for the smell.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You have some weird friends Boncey Laughing

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
BoltonTillIDie wrote:Seems a bit backwards
Apparently he's got a thing about toilet posture.

Don't understand it. Get on, get off, and blame the dog for the smell.
Does he get his knees up to his chin? Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

He's from Pakistan. Got some very odd habits, but is a nice bloke for all that. Don't mind the toilet thing, but the biscuits rile me.

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