Changed from when they used to give you a sticker. The futures brightboltonbonce wrote:Safely returned from the dentist, with two Carrs pasties. Life is good.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII
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691 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Feb 21 2020, 23:27
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
693 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Sat Feb 22 2020, 09:14
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
BoltonTillIDie wrote:Changed from when they used to give you a sticker. The futures brightboltonbonce wrote:Safely returned from the dentist, with two Carrs pasties. Life is good.
694 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Feb 24 2020, 13:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Had an emergency call from my 90 year old mum this morning. Having finally mastered the DVD player, she put a film in, but, thirty minutes in, felt something was wrong. "There's no bloody sound".
When I arrived the film was just about ending.
She'd accidentally pressed the fast forward button, and had watched the whole film at triple speed. A couple of weeks ago I mentioned, as I have on here, that Bananaman was forty years old.
Her reaction, "Does he live round here?"
I was tempted to reply, yes, next door to Desperate Dan, but thought better of it.
Long may she continue, bless her.
When I arrived the film was just about ending.
She'd accidentally pressed the fast forward button, and had watched the whole film at triple speed. A couple of weeks ago I mentioned, as I have on here, that Bananaman was forty years old.
Her reaction, "Does he live round here?"
I was tempted to reply, yes, next door to Desperate Dan, but thought better of it.
Long may she continue, bless her.
695 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Feb 24 2020, 13:53
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just found this review of Quorn Spinach and Red Pepper Deli Slices on Ocado.
I was guffing within 10 minutes of stuffing this down my cakehole. My wife had to open all the windows in the house as the stench was appalling. My ringpiece is in shreds. Would order again despite my ruined sheriffs badge and soiled gusset.
I was guffing within 10 minutes of stuffing this down my cakehole. My wife had to open all the windows in the house as the stench was appalling. My ringpiece is in shreds. Would order again despite my ruined sheriffs badge and soiled gusset.
696 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Feb 24 2020, 14:06
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Have you read the infamous veet gel review boncey? Just in case you haven't
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
697 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Feb 24 2020, 14:17
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Yes indeed. As you might guess, I've never been near that sort of stuff. It's asking for trouble.Norpig wrote:Have you read the infamous veet gel review boncey? Just in case you haven't
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
698 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Feb 24 2020, 22:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Now this is my kind of club. What a shame it's no longer open.
699 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Feb 25 2020, 13:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Must get one of these.
700 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Feb 25 2020, 17:49
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone had pancakes? My dad used to make a big deal of it, and usually made enough to feed the street, but I can't say I've bothered for years.
701 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Feb 25 2020, 19:29
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Yes just had pancakes. Mrs bought the shake ones, says makes 6, we got 3.
702 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 14:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Final visit to the dentist on Friday to get my crown sorted. Can't wait to get to Piggy In The Middle to stock up on Carrs pasties.
703 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
A friend of mine eats his chocolate biscuits with the chocolate side down. For some reason this pisses me off. Am I being petty?
704 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:40
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Yes, although a bit strange. What’s the reason he does this?
705 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Says he's always done it. Even does it with Jammy Dodgers. According to his brother, he sits on the toilet facing the cistern, so he's clearly contrary.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Yes, although a bit strange. What’s the reason he does this?
Or bonkers.
706 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:59
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Seems a bit backwards
707 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Apparently he's got a thing about toilet posture.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Seems a bit backwards
Don't understand it. Get on, get off, and blame the dog for the smell.
708 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:20
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
You have some weird friends Boncey
709 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:21
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Does he get his knees up to his chin?boltonbonce wrote:Apparently he's got a thing about toilet posture.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Seems a bit backwards
Don't understand it. Get on, get off, and blame the dog for the smell.
710 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He's from Pakistan. Got some very odd habits, but is a nice bloke for all that. Don't mind the toilet thing, but the biscuits rile me.
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