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721Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 02 2020, 19:29

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
God Almighty, why does coffee-mate make my coffee taste like mud?

722Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 07:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Can't believe how hard it is to get rid of an old mattress these days. Thought about asking Nat, because she must go through a fair few, but in the end I found a company that takes them for £32.
No wonder some people take to dumping them.
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723Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:14

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Two scousers just been to take my mattress away.

It'll be on ebay by noon. Cool

724Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:16

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Two scousers just been to take my mattress away.

It'll be on ebay by noon. Cool

Very Happy

725Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:16

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone else notice Kate Middleton's pointy tits?

She could get a job working in a Hooters bar! Very Happy

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726Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Indeed, a nice pair of tits. Cool

727Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:45

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Nice to see royalty is still well respected Very Happy

728Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:54

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Nice to see royalty is still well respected Very Happy
Sorry Glos, the Republican in me keeps fighting to get out. 

Wonder if Prince Phil uses a Nobility Scooter? Very Happy

729Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 04 2020, 20:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Have you clocked Chris Waddle's Grealish haircut?

730Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 09:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.

731Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 12:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Speaking of slippers, check out my new camouflage pair. Great for birdwatching, or lurking in bushes generally.

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732Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 14:11

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@boltonbonce wrote:Speaking of slippers, check out my new camouflage pair. Great for birdwatching, or lurking in bushes generally.

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Put a high vis marker on them so that you will always know where they are  Very Happy

733Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 14:35

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Good thinking Glos. Should have bought one for each foot really. Very Happy

734Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 14:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.
He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

735Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:06

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.
He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

A new consumer unit?

I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...

736Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:13

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.
He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

A new consumer unit?

I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...
He was more concerned about finding the sockets. I'm painting so the room was again in chaos.
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737Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:28

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.
He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

A new consumer unit?

I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...
He was more concerned about finding the sockets. I'm painting so the room was again in chaos.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Img_0522

You have a real Aladdin's cave there Boncey Very Happy

738Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Ten minutes after the leccy man went all the power tripped. Light at the top of the stairs was the culprit.
He said the new board he put in is a good German one, but I'm just hoping it's not going to be tripping ever 20 minutes.
Now, time to sort that desk again.

739Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Mar 05 2020, 18:24

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:Ten minutes after the leccy man went all the power tripped. Light at the top of the stairs was the culprit.
He said the new board he put in is a good German one, but I'm just hoping it's not going to be tripping ever 20 minutes.
Now, time to sort that desk again.
Mind you don't trip.

740Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 06 2020, 10:41

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
No wonder he doesn't look happy Laughing

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741Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 06 2020, 22:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Yes, I'm up for this. I'm getting my bike out tomorrow.

742Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Mar 07 2020, 17:07

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone know owt about the murder in Lostock?

743Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Mar 07 2020, 17:08

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone know owt about the murder in Lostock?

Two people in their 70's were arrested on suspicion of murder of a 43 year old woman but the police were waiting on the post mortem report?

744Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Mar 08 2020, 10:39

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Police are no longer treating the death of a woman at a house in Lostock as suspicious.

Officers say that their enquiries have found that the woman, in her 50s, had fallen.

Two men, aged 72 and 73, who were arrested have since been released with no further action being taken.

A murder investigation was launched on Friday night after police were called to Alexandra Road, Lostock just before 10pm to report that a woman had been seriously injured.

She was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics.

Detective Inspector Alison Witkiewicz, of GMP’s Bolton district, said: “Following the woman’s tragic death on Friday, it was important that we took the necessary steps to ensure the incident was investigated thoroughly and properly – as is only right in circumstances such as this one.

“Having received the results of the post-mortem and investigated every forensic and CCTV opportunity available to us, we are now satisfied that her death was non-suspicious and as a result the two men have been released with no further action taken.

“Specially trained officers continue to update the woman’s family and support them through this distressing time. Our thoughts continue to be with them.”

Source

745Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Mar 08 2020, 15:55

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It’s cheese and onion quiche, crinkle cut oven chips and salad tonight.

I’m only happy when I have meat between my teeth.  Evil or Very Mad

746Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Mar 08 2020, 16:52

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:It’s cheese and onion quiche, crinkle cut oven chips and salad tonight.

I’m only happy when I have meat between my teeth.  Evil or Very Mad
Sounds nice. I can only eat my chips crinkle cut.

747Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 09 2020, 09:23

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Idiot of the day award goes to this woman

I hope it's not our Natasha! :facepalm:

748Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 09 2020, 11:29

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just been told that Jacobs Mini Cheddars aren't veggie friendly! I've had this problem before with regard to items containing cheese, due mainly to the fact that they contain animal rennet, but I've always believed Mini Cheddars to be ok.
At one point I could eat beef flavoured crisps, but not the cheese and onion. Bonkers.
It'll have to be TUC crackers from now on.

749Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 09 2020, 11:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Crackerjack of a scrap.

750Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 25 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 09 2020, 12:04

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Not watched the video yet but is there were one of the fighters head swelled up massively?

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