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1Chest hair. Empty Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 11:25

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I recently got my chest hair caught in my concertina. Very painful too.
We were going through a few sea shanties prior to a gig at the local care home at the time and I was less than pleased.
Since the success of Fisherman's Friends, we thought we could get into the scene and make a few bob for ourselves. 
We started out as Cutthroat Jake and the Plank Walkers, but quickly became  The Plank Walkers when Jake flounced out after a heated argument about the logistical problems regarding the transportation of his parrots.
But I digress. 
The question is, do you have chest hair? And if you do, do you take care of it in any way?
Do you trim it?
Do you shave it all off when the mood takes you?
I shave all mine off, taking great care to avoid the nipple area, for I have form in this regard.
It's an annoying chore, but I can't allow it to take over my upper body, and I'd like to know how Nat, and the rest of you deal with it.

2Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 11:30

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I thought it said you had got your chest hair caught in your Cortina then! Laughing

3Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 11:43

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:I thought it said you had got your chest hair caught in your Cortina then! Laughing
It's long KP, but not that long! Shocked

4Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 11:53

sunlight

sunlight
David Lee
David Lee
I immediately shave any of it off. It is a scurge. No offence to any Monkeys reading this, but I am not a Chimpanzee.

5Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:07

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I have about 3 chest hairs so it's not a problem  Very Happy

6Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:09

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:I have about 3 chest hairs so it's not a problem  Very Happy
You obviously didn’t eat enough crusts like me. Very Happy

7Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:16

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very occasionally trim it, I’m not like a chimpanzee so not a major issue with me

8Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:22

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Does that cream that women use work? They put it on their legs.

At least I can hide my chest hair. My eyebrows are on a life path of their own choosing, and my ear hair has reached the point where I'm being mistaken for an orthodox Jew.

9Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:23

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Immac?

10Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:29

sunlight

sunlight
David Lee
David Lee

11Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:29

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Immac?
That's it, although I'm sure there are others. Bit scared about going that far.

Women are a bit funny about hair. They shave their eyebrows off, then draw them on again with a pencil.

What's all that about?

I draw the line at cutting any below the waist hair. For obvious reasons.

12Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:31

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
They can get lost. Socially unacceptable hair?

Pass the scissors.

13Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:45

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Immac?
That's it, although I'm sure there are others. Bit scared about going that far.

Women are a bit funny about hair. They shave their eyebrows off, then draw them on again with a pencil.

What's all that about?

I draw the line at cutting any below the waist hair. For obvious reasons.
They will shave them off here and tattoo them and let the hair grow back to make them appear fuller I guess. Shocked

14Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:46

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I've never even considered shaving my chest. What's the purpose?

15Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:47

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I’ve got a bit more hair on my chest now that I have got a bit older although it still isn’t much.

I wouldn’t dream of waxing it or anything as I feel it would feel itchy when growing back.

I do shave other parts though as no woman would appreciate the bush downstairs whilst noshing you off! Very Happy

16Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 12:48

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@finlaymcdanger wrote:I've never even considered shaving my chest. What's the purpose?
To look like somebody from Essex?

It’s got to be!

17Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 13:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Some blokes have serious hair on their back. I couldn't be doing with that.

18Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 13:43

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Some blokes have serious hair on their back. I couldn't be doing with that.
My next door neighbour shaves his before he goes on his jollies.

19Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 13:43

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This isn't a good look either.
Chest hair. Nose-Hair-Ear-Hair-Ashley-Weston-433x600

20Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 13:52

Growler


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@finlaymcdanger wrote:I've never even considered shaving my chest. What's the purpose?
 I took up swimming in my late 20s and became self conscious that the majority of other men shaved.I have shaved all chest and shoulder hair since then, i maintain a hairy back, somebody else would have to shave that.

Funnily enough i like female body hair although it is decades since i saw even a bit of underarm hair in the swimming pool.

21Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 14:39

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm sorry for this thread. I only logged in because I'm waiting for the plumber, and I've dragged you down to my level.
I'm waiting for Nat's 'New low for Nuts' post.

22Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 14:45

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What have you broken this time Bonce? Very Happy

23Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 14:48

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:I’ve got a bit more hair on my chest now that I have got a bit older although it still isn’t much.

I wouldn’t dream of waxing it or anything as I feel it would feel itchy when growing back.

I do shave other parts though as no woman would appreciate the bush downstairs whilst noshing you off! Very Happy
 Do you do porn as a sideline KP?  Very Happy

24Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 14:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:What have you broken this time Bonce? Very Happy
Noticed a bubble in the kitchen ceiling, gave it a poke, and water came pouring out. Seems there was a leak in the pipe draining the bath. Pipe has been sorted, but have to get the ceiling done next.
I, of course, will not be attempting the repair.

25Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Fri May 31 2019, 17:02

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Some years ago, when I was living in Cyprus, a group of Germans, 3 including one very red-headed female, came into the town still with their swimwear on, (a local taboo at the time). The young woman in her early 20's I think hadn't shaved her nether regions, and they stuck out the side of her cozzy. She looked like a burst mattress, and yes she did have matching collar and cuffs. It was 'orrible,

26Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Sat Jun 01 2019, 08:12

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I’ve got a bit more hair on my chest now that I have got a bit older although it still isn’t much.

I wouldn’t dream of waxing it or anything as I feel it would feel itchy when growing back.

I do shave other parts though as no woman would appreciate the bush downstairs whilst noshing you off! Very Happy
 Do you do porn as a sideline KP?  Very Happy
I’ve done far too much porn although sadly never featured in any vids so far yet. 

I’ve tried recording it in the bedroom but it’s far too hard when you are trying to be the star of the show.

Need a camera man. Very Happy

27Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Sat Jun 01 2019, 08:14

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Some years ago, when I was living in Cyprus, a group of Germans, 3 including one very red-headed female, came into the town still with their swimwear on, (a local taboo at the time). The young woman in her early 20's I think hadn't shaved her nether regions, and they stuck out the side of her cozzy. She looked like a burst mattress, and yes she did have matching collar and cuffs. It was 'orrible,
Sounds like a right sight for sore eyes. Laughing

28Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Sun Jun 02 2019, 12:39

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
I have chest hair.  Bloody loads of it.  The other day i was looking in the mirror and thought one of the dogs hairs was on me as it was bright white.........no such luck.

My chest hair is going grey ffs.

29Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Sun Jun 02 2019, 15:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

30Chest hair. Empty Re: Chest hair. on Mon Jun 03 2019, 08:50

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@Norpig wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I’ve got a bit more hair on my chest now that I have got a bit older although it still isn’t much.

I wouldn’t dream of waxing it or anything as I feel it would feel itchy when growing back.

I do shave other parts though as no woman would appreciate the bush downstairs whilst noshing you off! Very Happy
 Do you do porn as a sideline KP?  Very Happy
I’ve done far too much porn although sadly never featured in any vids so far yet. 

I’ve tried recording it in the bedroom but it’s far too hard when you are trying to be the star of the show.

Need a camera man. Very Happy
I'll dust off the video camera, what's your address?  Very Happy

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