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1Ever Been On TV? Empty Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 16:49

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Those of you on the Chatbox last night will know Martin has his audition for 'Tipping Point' sometime today. Hopefully it went well for him.

Have you ever been on TV or had an audition for a TV programme? Obviously I've been on TV plenty of times, many say I was born for TV with these looks, but it hasn't always gone to plan.

When I was a very young person I went to Ewood to watch Wanderers play Rovers with some friends. Positioned on the front row, I couldn't help jumping up from my seat and giving Alan Shearer the v-sign when he celebrated scoring a goal in front of the Bolton away end. Sadly it was caught by the TV cameras and my parents were mortified by my actions. I was confined to my room for a week.

No slipper or spreadsheet stories please.

2Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 17:44

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Does embarrassing bodies count?

3Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 17:53

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Does embarrassing bodies count?

Depends which part of your body.

4Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 18:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I won't mention it then. Breadman was on Question Time once. In the audience of course.

5Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 18:23

Sluffy

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@boltonbonce wrote:I won't mention it then. Breadman was on Question Time once. In the audience of course.

Here is the actual clip!

6Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 18:44

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Obviously I've been on TV plenty of times, many say I was born for TV with these looks, but it hasn't always gone to plan.
Crimewatch?

7Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 19:49

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Crimewatch?

More mod bullery.

8Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We should put Nuts on TV. We'd need a sponsor of course. I'd watch it.

9Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:03

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Obviously I've been on TV plenty of times, many say I was born for TV with these looks, but it hasn't always gone to plan.
Crimewatch?
Laughing

10Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:41

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Disappointing that Martin hasn't been on to let us know what happened at the audition.

Doesn't he realise we're his best friends?

11Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Wonder when Bob's going on Mastermind?

12Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:01

Norpig

Norpig
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Nat Lofthouse
I was on naked attraction but the lady got scared when she saw my massive wanger and didn't pick me

13Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:03

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:I was on naked attraction but the lady got scared when she saw my massive wanger and didn't pick me

Why did you put your arse through the hole?

14Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:05

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:I was on naked attraction but the lady got scared when she saw my massive wanger and didn't pick me

Why did you put your arse through the hole?
And why did she say 'Hello Nat' when he did?

15Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:08

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You bitch.

16Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Thu Feb 27 2020, 00:16

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Yes.

17Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Thu Feb 27 2020, 10:10

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@Sluffy wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I won't mention it then. Breadman was on Question Time once. In the audience of course.

Here is the actual clip!


Laughing

18Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Fri Feb 28 2020, 13:07

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
More radio and print than telly but I recorded a BBC news interview at the Milbank studio about 10 years ago and they let me choose the background picture so naturally I chose the HoC one to please my mum who was still alive at the time. Plus the actual building was across the road so it made sense to me. Absolutely flawless but the interviewer in the Manchester studio f***** up her questions 4 times in a row and by the time we had a reasonable take, some twat had changed the background to the blue sky with fluffy clouds one - I was gutted....but my mum recorded it and played it to death anyway. Reckon she was a bit of a snob on the quiet as she never played the construction site interviews when our South African rellies came to visit her.

19Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Fri Feb 28 2020, 13:46

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
It went well (I think) answered all the questions easily, had to do a 90 second speech into a camera, so the waiting game starts now to see if I was successful.

20Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Fri Feb 28 2020, 14:35

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Good luck Martin , let us know how you get on  Very Happy

21Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Fri Feb 28 2020, 16:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@MartinBWFC wrote:It went well (I think) answered all the questions easily, had to do a 90 second speech into a camera, so the waiting game starts now to see if I was successful.
A speech? 

22Ever Been On TV? Empty Re: Ever Been On TV? on Fri Feb 28 2020, 16:17

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@boltonbonce wrote:
@MartinBWFC wrote:It went well (I think) answered all the questions easily, had to do a 90 second speech into a camera, so the waiting game starts now to see if I was successful.
A speech? 
Ok 90 second presentation.

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