How Do You Get Rid Of A Bore?

Some guy at work has decided I'm his best friend and won't leave me alone.

Not in a sex pest way, I think he sees me as a shoulder to cry on as he goes through a divorce and faces the world of singledom.

He's always coming into my office to discuss his latest disastrous date, his ex-wife, his mortgage payments and any other shite he can think of.

I want to tell the bore to fuck right off, but in this new caring and sharing world employers are no longer allowed to do that.

Has anyone else experienced someone like this? How did you handle this? Can I punch him?

Talk constantly about Bruce Forsyth. You won't see him for dust.

Or perhaps Dale Vince.

boltonbonce wrote:Talk constantly about Bruce Forsyth. You won't see him for dust.

That would involve leaning about BF.

No thanks.

Is his name Bob?

boltonbonce wrote:Is his name Bob?

No, Reg.

Thankfully he hasn't touched on spreadsheets yet.

Offer him sex. I bet he runs a mile away!

karlypants wrote:Offer him sex. I bet he runs a mile away!

Reg? Sounds middle aged. Does he have a wispy moustache and thinning hair? I know the type. Packs a flask and a box of sandwiches for lunch.
You want to watch him. If you catch him sniffing your chair, get rid.

For a quick resolution just kick him in the nads, but carry on talking as if you hadn't done it and pretend you've no idea what he's on about if he mentions it.

She could just give them a good old tug as if it was a bell just like the rugby the other day.

You could point him in the direction of your HR people, having warned them he's on his way

Tell him you have worms.