Vince Watch

Meanwhile in TWE*Pland, there's no limit to the amount of crapmania served up by the Broadcorping Castration to TWE*Ps who just cannot get enough of the stuff.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-56798010

Down in the forest, Cousin Vinny's changing his fairy tale just a tad. Last week he was telling all his TWE*P followers that Ecotalk were buying land in the New Forest for the RSPB. This week he's 'raising funds'.

As part of our Green Britain campaign with the @Daily_Express - we're currently raising funds to buy an important piece of land in the New Forest for the RSPB @Natures_Voice. I went to check it out last week. pic.twitter.com/H2Jmkdkkwm

— Dale Vince (@DaleVince) April 18, 2021

Whilst he's at it, he might try raising funds to repay the £millions he owes to Ecotricity and the £millions Ecotricity owes to banks and Eco-bond holders. NOT from us taxpayers if you don't mind, sunshine.

Young Marcus is one of the first players to break ranks and condemn the ESL.

The man is an inspiration.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:Young Marcus is one of the first players to break ranks and condemn the ESL.

The man is an inspiration.

An inspiration!! Not a diving, greedy barsteward after all. You are easily taken in aintcha?

Now let me see. Which way's the wind blowing, cos that's the way you'll be blowing too, Marcus?

@Ten Bobsworth wrote:Meanwhile in TWE*Pland, there's no limit to the amount of crapmania served up by the Broadcorping Castration to TWE*Ps who just cannot get enough of the stuff.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-56798010

If it gets more kids reading, I'm all for it. We don't want them growing up to be TWE@PS.

Reports of Chelsea, City, Barcelona all dropping out of the ESL

@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Reports of Chelsea, City, Barcelona all dropping out of the ESL

They have shown their true colours. Throw them out of the Prem instead and let them have their ESl!

@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Reports of Chelsea, City, Barcelona all dropping out of the ESL

I'm sure all us Dale Vince watchers will be happy to hear that!

@Sluffy wrote:



I'm sure all us Dale Vince watchers will be happy to hear that!

And it was Saint Marcus that made all the difference, wasn't it Sluffy!!!!

Anyroad any spanner in the works of the Rags is always to be welcomed.

Still no MUCS Enterprises accounts, I see. COVID must've made 'em really complicated but then tbf Marcus has been busy learning how to peel carrots and hoover up property.

Wasn't it interesting that Lord Rodborough didn't join forces with Red Nev over the Super-Greedy Barstewards League? He's gone all super-silent on it since. 

Vinny seems to think that he's the master of PR and that the media's so stupid it will fall in line with anything he says. Not this time, Sunshine?

And why was Saint Marcus' PR team so slow in arriving at the party? Better late than never, I suppose.

But what can we learn from it all? Is Vinny, the serial loss maker, really worth £120m and the owners of Salford City $2.9billion. Could Lord Rodborough really be the closet capitalist XR were suggesting?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-56825700  

@boltonbonce wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-56825700  

Hang on a bit. Wasn't young Marcus taken into the care of the Rags about 12 years ago? And twelve years ago, hadn't Labour been in power since 1997?

So all the time he was growing up at home Labour were in power and the Rashford's were going to foodbanks? Which foodbanks would they be? Did they even exist?

Does he think we're all TWE*Ps? He'll be telling us next that fishfingers are fingers that grow on fish. And you are not allowed them, Boncey.

A fish finger butty? Really? 

@karlypants wrote:A fish finger butty? Really? 

Nowt wrong with a fish finger butty KP, you turning into a food snob? 

@Norpig wrote:

@karlypants wrote:A fish finger butty? Really? 

Nowt wrong with a fish finger butty KP, you turning into a food snob? 

There's nowt wrong with a fish finger butty smothered in ketchup.

I thought Saint Marcus was trying to create more substantial healthy meals.

If they don't know how to make a fish finger butty then they may as well give up now.

And I'm not sure you need a chef. I reckon I could do one if I went on youtube, and got expert advice.

A jam butty can be tricky though.

@boltonbonce wrote:And I'm not sure you need a chef. I reckon I could do one if I went on youtube, and got expert advice.

A jam butty can be tricky though.

I made jam butties yesterday in celebration of Bonceday and to sustain me on my golf round.
I was playing with a lifelong Man U fan and a Citeh fan. The Rag was quiet about footie but the Citeh fan went on endlessly about Citeh men and women. No I didn't watch Wednesday night's match, I'd kicked Sky Sports into touch, I said repeatedly. Like my putting, it didn't seem to sink in too quickly.

But what of the jam butties? For starters they must have butter, proper butter, real butter. None of that margarine poison some folk eat. And you don't want melted butter either so its a lot easier to spread on frozen sliced bread. The biggest problem is that jam butties can make your hands sticky so I suggest carrying wet wipes in your bag. You don't want a jammy putter when you're on the dancefloor, do you?

Well, not that kind of jammy.

@Ten Bobsworth wrote:
I made jam butties yesterday in celebration of Bonceday and to sustain me on my golf round.
I was playing with a lifelong Man U fan and a Citeh fan. The Rag was quiet about footie but the Citeh fan went on endlessly about Citeh men and women. No I didn't watch Wednesday night's match, I'd kicked Sky Sports into touch, I said repeatedly. Like my putting, it didn't seem to sink in too quickly.

But what of the jam butties? For starters they must have butter, proper butter, real butter. None of that margarine poison some folk eat. And you don't want melted butter either so its a lot easier to spread on frozen sliced bread. The biggest problem is that jam butties can make your hands sticky so I suggest carrying wet wipes in your bag. You don't want a jammy putter when you're on the dancefloor, do you?

Well, not that kind of jammy.

Each to his own, but I was never a butter man when it came to jam butties, preferring plain white bread or barms. I also used to put a blob on a rich tea biscuit, put another one on top and push them together. Delicious with a brew.

@boltonbonce wrote:
Each to his own, but I was never a butter man when it came to jam butties, preferring plain white bread or barms. I also used to put a blob on a rich tea biscuit, put another one on top and push them together. Delicious with a brew.

You're not going to win any culinary awards with those recipes, Boncey, but its St Georges Day today and Lady B and I haven't discussed today's menu yet.

Meanwhile down in Canary Wharf, Lord Rodborough's former XR friends were smashing in the windows of HSBC yesterday and could be enjoying a bit of porridge this morning. The noble Lord owes £90million to HSBC that helped him buy and maintain his castle, his football club and his collection of ripped jeans and pink trainers. He'll be hoping they don't want their money back.

https://www.soglos.com/business/49705/Budweiser-chased-from-Forest-Green-Rovers-ground-by-Brew-Dog-deal

@boltonbonce wrote:https://www.soglos.com/business/49705/Budweiser-chased-from-Forest-Green-Rovers-ground-by-Brew-Dog-deal

That's Brew-Dog on the list along with Innocent ('til proved guilty) products and Walkers Crisps. But I'll be saving the planet myself this lunchtime by having a meat and potato pie instead of a bacon butty.

There's not a lot of meat in a meat and potato pie, you see.

@Ten Bobsworth wrote:

@boltonbonce wrote:https://www.soglos.com/business/49705/Budweiser-chased-from-Forest-Green-Rovers-ground-by-Brew-Dog-deal

That's Brew-Dog on the list along with Innocent ('til proved guilty) products and Walkers Crisps. But I'll be saving the planet myself this lunchtime by having a meat and potato pie instead of a bacon butty.

There's not a lot of meat in a meat and potato pie, you see.

That's why it's usually called a potato and meat pie Bob.

I can't understand the fad with Brewdog. The beer tastes shit, its in kiddie sized pop cans and it's expensive.

I doesn't sound like it has a lot going for itself does it?

@karlypants wrote:

That's why it's usually called a potato and meat pie Bob.

I can't understand the fad with Brewdog. The beer tastes shit, its in kiddie sized pop cans and it's expensive.

I doesn't sound like it has a lot going for itself does it?

Allus meet and potato in my yoof, KP. Old habits die hard!

Anyroad worrabout Saint Marcus? One day he's learning to peel a carrot, then its  a fish finger butty and, before you know it, he's publishing 52 easy to follow recipes.


Talk about being a quick learner, its nothing short of a mackerel!

It's here! 52 easy to follow recipes posted every Sunday on our official #FullTimeMeals instagram page. Offering the skills and confidence to cook proper food and have some fun doing it. Look out for news as to how each supermarket is supporting the project on social and instore. pic.twitter.com/C7bXd86Yrh

— Marcus Rashford MBE (@MarcusRashford) April 22, 2021

I don't think I'll bother buying the Sunday Times today. I don't want to spoil my breakfast.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/get-cooking-with-marcus-rashford-and-tom-kerridge-exclusive-interview-and-recipe-d0btks5fv

Vomit factor ten!!!!

Only a few more days to go now before we find out whether Saint Marcus MBE has paid income tax on the money he's taken out of MUCS Enterprises.

There's a Rag at the centre of government, according to the Daily Mail.  Say no more.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9510075/PMs-Chief-Staff-gave-Man-Ed-Woodward-impression-ministers-support-Super-League.html.

P.S. I cooked boiled eggs today without the help of Saint Marcus. I felt-tipped the letters MBE on mine and YBE on Lady Bobsworth's. No explanation was needed!

In the next episode, Saint Marcus MBE will be revealing how to make toast soldiers to all those kids who wondered where they came from and Manurefan, Desperate Dan (Rosenfield) if he's still in a job, will be pressing Boris to give the inspirational Marcus an OBE at least.

@karlypants wrote:

That's why it's usually called a potato and meat pie Bob.

I can't understand the fad with Brewdog. The beer tastes shit, its in kiddie sized pop cans and it's expensive.

I doesn't sound like it has a lot going for itself does it?

BREWDOG is the urine of the devil.
Revolting stuff.