Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

@Norpig wrote:No one has commented on my new prized possession you heartless people 

It's going to be laminated and may replace my ALF one, that's seen better days

Good idea on laminating it as it is easily wipeable when you have finished with it.

@karlypants wrote:
Good idea on laminating it as it is easily wipeable when you have finished with it.

Well if that's what it's for, lamination is probably a good idea, but laminate a copy, not the original. I did that with my Brucie pics.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:Bloody Hell, people going to Bonce for IT advice   .

It's like going to sluffy for advice on reducing your word count.

I know what I'm talking about. Outsmarting Interpol is an art.

RIP Tony Morris. Very sad to learn of the death of the Granada Reports presenter. Always a welcome guest in our living room.

No, it's not me.

https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/18625190.flasher-exposes-children-birchwood-walled-garden/

It's all happening in Warrington.

The Boris Spitting Image puppet has been unveiled.

He's such a handsome devil.

@Cajunboy wrote:He's such a handsome devil.

They've done a good one of Cummings too.

Oops.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/53665860/tourist-posing-for-photo-breaks-19th-century-antonio-canova-sculpture

boltonbonceThe Boris Spitting Image puppet has been unveiled.

...

When’s it back on?

@BoltonTillIDie wrote:When’s it back on?

Autumn this year.

Only on Britbox i read though.

There is a god!

DUTCH DECOY.  Haydock tomorrow 3:50 pm       

Should be a good price after his last poor show:

Don’t blame me when he gets stuck in the stalls *

I'm putting my mortgage money on it, it had better win 

I'll be getting on early doors. Who needs a holiday anyway.

@boltonbonce wrote:I'll be getting on early doors. Who needs a holiday anyway.

Got 9/1 with Fred this morning.

@boltonbonce wrote:
Got 9/1 with Fred this morning.

Drifted to 12/1 but didn't run a bad race in decent company. Unplaced, but worth another go.

Thought this  might amuse you Bonce...

@wanderlust wrote:Thought this  might amuse you Bonce...

Probably tastes ok in the right glass.

The breasts are wonky.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:The breasts are wonky.

You have an eagle eye.

I always worry when I see you've posted on my thread. I have an initial feeling of dread, followed by a cold chill that leaves my teeth chattering.

And they're still in a glass by the bed. (Must get some ice cubes).

Just discovered that my niece puts tomato ketchup on her boiled eggs.
I'm not sure I like that sort of thing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-53724453/south-africa-gabola-church-connects-with-god-by-drinking-alcohol  

@boltonbonce wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-53724453/south-africa-gabola-church-connects-with-god-by-drinking-alcohol  

 Hallelujah a church i actually want to go to 

@Norpig wrote:
 Hallelujah a church i actually want to go to 

They all seemed to be Bishops. 

My brother texted me at 1am this morning, complaining that the thunder had woken him up, and he couldn't get back to sleep.
Thanks for waking me up then, you thoughtless bastard.
Ended up listening to All Gas And Gaiters on my Audible app.

@boltonbonce wrote:
They all seemed to be Bishops. 

Step in mods! Bonce is bishop bashing again.

@boltonbonce wrote:Just discovered that my niece puts tomato ketchup on her boiled eggs.
I'm not sure I like that sort of thing.

One of my sons puts tommy k on.....salmon. 
That is soooooo wrong.