Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII
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633 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu May 27 2021, 14:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've bought myself a title. I'm now a Lord. Not a very socialist thing to do, but I'm trying to get one up on my brother.
He'll probably buy one now. 🧐
He'll probably buy one now. 🧐
634 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu May 27 2021, 15:12
Sluffy
Admin
boltonbonce wrote:I've bought myself a title. I'm now a Lord. Not a very socialist thing to do, but I'm trying to get one up on my brother.
He'll probably buy one now. 🧐
Hope you didn't buy this title did you Lord Bonce?
635 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu May 27 2021, 15:16
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Whats your posh name then now Boncey?
636 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu May 27 2021, 18:40
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Sir Boncey McBonce Face
637 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu May 27 2021, 19:10
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I refuse to even discuss it with the likes of you lot. I will say, I now have 5 square feet of land in Cumbria. Not enough for livestock, but I'm sure I could manage a 'Do Not Trespass' sign.
638 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu May 27 2021, 21:20
Sluffy
Admin
boltonbonce wrote:I refuse to even discuss it with the likes of you lot. I will say, I now have 5 square feet of land in Cumbria. Not enough for livestock, but I'm sure I could manage a 'Do Not Trespass' sign.
Isn't that where Sellafield's nuclear waste storage dump is...?
639 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu May 27 2021, 21:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Are you trying to rain on my parade, Sluffy? Spoke to the secretary of the local Gymkhana, who said it was a great place to live.
642 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sat Jun 05 2021, 14:25
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I wouldn’t even be seen dead in them. They look like care home slippers.boltonbonce wrote:I'm on it.
https://www.easylife.co.uk/product/all-day-memory-foam-comfort-shoes-pair/29501
Don’t bother Bonce. I’m sure you have better style than those!
643 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sat Jun 05 2021, 16:11
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Eye watering. Looks like it's wearing a cock ring!
644 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sat Jun 05 2021, 17:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Care home slippers indeed. I'm planning ahead. The future is set.karlypants wrote:
I wouldn’t even be seen dead in them. They look like care home slippers.
Don’t bother Bonce. I’m sure you have better style than those!
Back from the shops on my mobility scooter, put my slippers on, then have a rest in my lift chair. Then it's upstairs on the Stannah, sucking a Werther's on the way up. Then Into the walk in bath. Then out again, having forgotten to take my clothes off, then back in for a soak.
Then it's off to the cop shop when the home owner wakes up and tells me I'm in the wrong house. Again.
He's still got my Werther's.
645 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Tue Jun 08 2021, 18:14
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Extremely pleasing to see that the Garlic Gnome got a slap today
Macron came with all that agility and stamina to receive Slap pic.twitter.com/GyVzfRDn6v
— Noble :red_circle: (@Noble_Hassan) June 8, 2021
646 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Tue Jun 08 2021, 18:23
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Seriously?karlypants wrote:Extremely pleasing to see that the Garlic Gnome got a slap today
647 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Tue Jun 08 2021, 19:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Could have been a knife. Dangerous times.
648 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Jun 09 2021, 12:11
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
New Wolves boss looks like Trigger.
649 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Jun 10 2021, 09:30
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just logged in, but I'm only being offered a 'quick reply' box. Something odd going on.
Just changed anti virus from Malwarebytes Pro to Kaspersky Cloud, so maybe something to do with it.
Just changed anti virus from Malwarebytes Pro to Kaspersky Cloud, so maybe something to do with it.
650 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Jun 10 2021, 09:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just turned Kaspersky off, and I'm back to normal, but I can't leave it off permanently, so have to find out what's going on.boltonbonce wrote:Just logged in, but I'm only being offered a 'quick reply' box. Something odd going on.
Just changed anti virus from Malwarebytes Pro to Kaspersky Cloud, so maybe something to do with it.
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