Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Ten Bobsworth wrote:Saw this today and thought of you, Boncey. Could be a bargain.

https://www.ryedaleauctioneers.com/catalogue/lots/8F953C0DBB5D6A87C89A7EF806DA31D6A1EF7E98B559443D14A9853061BF0D2E/02D8863B5DE7D5D97F6EF64910788336/general-interiors-and-collectables-lot-848/?d&action=17

Are you trying to get me chucked out of my own gaff?

Still makes me laugh.

boltonbonce wrote:
Are you trying to get me chucked out of my own gaff?

20 quid for 20,000 laughs and tales of Barney's Barmy Army? Mrs Bonce wouldn't deny you that, would she?

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
20 quid for 20,000 laughs and tales of Barney's Barmy Army? Mrs Bonce wouldn't deny you that, would she?

Yes.

This has made my day.  

Bonce: What should I do today? I know, I'll search for monkeys driving cars.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce: What should I do today? I know, I'll search for monkeys driving cars.

 I can't help it. It's this or the Brexit thread.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce: What should I do today? I know, I'll search for monkeys driving cars.

i can't wait till i retire, i'm going to fill my days just like this 

Norpig wrote:i can't wait till i retire, i'm going to fill my days just like this 

Driving golf cars dressed as a monkey?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Driving golf cars dressed as a monkey?

Yes that and getting drunk in the afternoons  

This is the life.

Cajunboy wrote:
This is the life.

I see Dutch Decoy won at 9/2.

I demand you remove that avatar immediately. It gives me nightmares.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I demand you remove that avatar immediately. It gives me nightmares.

Sorry Nat, but it's there until tomorrow at the least. I've been having loss issues. I miss the old boy.

A laugh before bed.

£269 to get a watch serviced! Might be better just looking at my phone.

On the good news front, the Carrs pasties have arrived. The weekend starts here.

Dear boltonbonce, 

Rather than leave and deprive yourself of the wizardry of most Nutters and the news about the football club we all support, why don't you block those you choose to and can, and totally ignore the posts of those you can't, but wish you could (i.e don't click on them)?

Otherwise, you would be sorely missed with your mix of wit and wisdom and general good nature.