Bolton Wanderers Football Club Fan Forum for all BWFC Supporters.

You are not connected. Please login or register

Bolton Nuts » BWFC » Wandering Minds » Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons?

Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons?

Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

1Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? Empty Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? on Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:22 am

sunlight

sunlight
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
It has got to the point now where we cannot ignore the backbone of Britains economy, Wetherspoons. The country needs to get back to its drinking routine so that slcoholics arent endangered.
The Army could be brought in to organise and control them. There could be screens displaying the current R number around the bars, which the drinkers could cheer as it drops or boo as it rises. This would create a real sporting atmosphere that has been missing since they stopped football crowds. The bookies could offer bets on what the R number is going to be after 90 minutes of play.

2Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? Empty Re: Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? on Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:16 pm

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Nice idea, but from my experience in the Army, you will probably have the squaddies drinking as much, if not more, than the customers.  Very Happy

3Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? Empty Re: Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? on Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:58 pm

sunlight

sunlight
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@gloswhite wrote:Nice idea, but from my experience in the Army, you will probably have the squaddies drinking as much, if not more, than the customers.  Very Happy

It would be a superb lock in. If the Squaddies brought some Tanks and Artillery, there would be no closing it down until it is dry. They could even shell Manchester, while drinking the optics dry once the Ale has been drunk, for entertainment.
( note - this is a joke thread and none of it is intended to be taken seriously ).

4Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? Empty Re: Get the Army in to run Wetherspoons? on Mon Aug 31, 2020 4:03 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:

It would be a superb lock in. If the Squaddies brought some Tanks and Artillery, there would be no closing it down until it is dry. They could even shell Manchester, while drinking the optics dry once the Ale has been drunk, for entertainment.
( note - this is a joke thread and none of it is intended to be taken seriously ).
And the Americans would turn up late again.

Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum