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31New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Mon Jan 11 2021, 13:15

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Good work KP, keep it up and you'll soon be back to slipping easily between bins at Bargain Booze  Very Happy

32New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Mon Jan 11 2021, 15:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Bonce, I had a look on house of slippers and quite liked the mokkers at £15 though a lot of the designs look like the standard below £10 market slippers at a higher price though.

I’m curious to know the history behind the popular market slipper why it always had the embroidered lion on one slipper?

Norpig, had a weigh in this morning and lost 5.2 lbs which is a good start.

I know Peter Kay used to say that he could shit a pound but I don’t think he could shit 5 of them! Very Happy
Not sure about the lion, KP. I've never bought slippers from a market, whatever that is. Mine are all hand made, by the Duke of Norfolk, who needs the money re-thatch his scrotum. Give me the word and I'll get you a discount.

33New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Wed Jan 13 2021, 21:46

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Bonce, I had a look on house of slippers and quite liked the mokkers at £15 though a lot of the designs look like the standard below £10 market slippers at a higher price though.

I’m curious to know the history behind the popular market slipper why it always had the embroidered lion on one slipper?

Norpig, had a weigh in this morning and lost 5.2 lbs which is a good start.

I know Peter Kay used to say that he could shit a pound but I don’t think he could shit 5 of them! Very Happy
Not sure about the lion, KP. I've never bought slippers from a market, whatever that is. Mine are all hand made, by the Duke of Norfolk, who needs the money re-thatch his scrotum. Give me the word and I'll get you a discount.

These are the ones I'm on about Bonce...

New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Mirak-warminster-mens-slippers-wine-p13695-202581_medium

The traditional slipper that I always sold on Bolton Market mainly in blue.

I've been wondering why they always had the lion on them.

34New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Wed Jan 13 2021, 21:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The Lion Rampant. Not really sure. Get Bob on it, if he can tear himself away from The Big Boys Book Of Taxation.

35New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Wed Jan 13 2021, 21:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:Good work KP, keep it up and you'll soon be back to slipping easily between bins at Bargain Booze  Very Happy

Yes! It's surprising what you can do when you cut out the booze, sugar and carbs and I even lost that weight sat on my arse for a week!

That's also with eating things like bacon and sausage and cheese.

If I had the chance of some bedroom sports, just think on how much more I would have lost.

Just another 23 kilos to go! Very Happy

36New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Wed Jan 13 2021, 22:25

Ten Bobsworth


Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:The Lion Rampant. Not really sure. Get Bob on it, if he can tear himself away from The Big Boys Book Of Taxation.
Here are a few more tax planning tips from Lord Bobsworth with thanks  to Tax Insider.


Now is the time to ask questions such as:

  • Have we claimed a deduction for all available expenses?

  • Have we claimed all the tax reliefs to which we are entitled?

  • Have we made best use of all the available tax allowances?

  • Do we have losses and how best should we utilise them?

  • Should we consider changing our accounting date?

  • Should we bring family members into the business?

  • When/how is the best time to realise gains?

  • Should we dodge hundreds of thousands or millions of pounds and lecture the government on how to spend the  tax we haven't paid?

37New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Wed Jan 13 2021, 22:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Giphy

38New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:31

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm back from my mini-break, did you miss me? Nice to see Nat and Glos back by the way  Very Happy

39New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:39

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Back already, thought we’d have a longer break Wink

40New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Nat's fooling no one. She's had a face lift. That's why she's been away.

41New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:46

Ten Bobsworth


Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@Norpig wrote:I'm back from my mini-break, did you miss me? Nice to see Nat and Glos back by the way  Very Happy
Aw shite

42New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:51

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Back already,  thought we’d have a longer break Wink
Bastard  Very Happy

43New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 13:24

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I only came back because Norpig quit.

I feel cheated.

44New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 13:39

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I only came back because Norpig quit.

I feel cheated.
He'd never quit. He'd have to hand in his key to the executive toilet.

45New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 14:39

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I only came back because Norpig quit.

I feel cheated.
Love you too Nat  Very Happy

46New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 15:53

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
This thread reminds me of the old days. Is this a new beginning? As long as we still have the glamour, (Sunlight, Nat, and me), then things can only get better.  Very Happy

47New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:07

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Hopefully so Glos, not so sure about the glamour bit though  Very Happy

48New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:12

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I mentioned my health before and i've now been told that i have a fatty liver (like the rest of me before Nat says anything) so a new Norpig is needed for real now. I'm going to have to watch what i eat and start exercising again. I'm going for more tests next week.

Might have to dust off the boots and play footy again when the lockdown ends, i'll still be a mere youngster compared to Lusty though  Very Happy

49New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:18

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Who isn't ? Very Happy

50New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:19

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Just thinking Mr Pig, would you be Tamworth or a Vietnamese Pot-Belly variety? Very Happy

51New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:21

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Just thinking Mr Pig, would you be Tamworth or a Vietnamese Pot-Belly variety? Very Happy
Definitely the pot belly one  Very Happy

52New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:32

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We know who the old sow is.

53New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 17:04

observer


Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@Norpig wrote:I'm back from my mini-break, did you miss me? Nice to see Nat and Glos back by the way  Very Happy
Moriarity's (Andrew Scott) line in the BBC Sherlock series!  Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

54New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 19:21

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Andrew Scott....one of the best actors on the planet right now. His Hamlet was spell-binding!

55New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 20:20

observer


Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@okocha wrote:Andrew Scott....one of the best actors on the planet right now. His Hamlet was spell-binding!
I wish I could have seen it.  Probably over 75% of Americans would have no idea of who Hamlet was or who wrote it.

56New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 21:41

Ten Bobsworth


Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@observer wrote:
I wish I could have seen it.  Probably over 75% of Americans would have no idea of who Hamlet was or who wrote it.
Pretentious? Moi?

57New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Fri Jan 15 2021, 23:26

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Who isn't ? Very Happy
You for starters you cheeky sod Smile

58New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Sat Jan 16 2021, 14:04

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
I thought I'd got away with that one  Smile

59New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Mon Jan 18 2021, 13:34

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Have you made any health changes yet Mr. Pig? 

Cut all booze out and added more healthy foods into your diet?

60New Year new Norpig - Page 2 Empty Re: New Year new Norpig Mon Jan 18 2021, 13:36

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Have you made any health changes yet Mr. Pig? 

Cut all booze out and added more healthy foods into your diet?
My mate Dale can give him some good advice. :bomb:

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