Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

Driving ban for woman caught speeding five times

In a statement outside court after being sentenced, she said: "I'm truly sorry for speeding.

"Quite properly I've been fined and banned from driving for six months.

"I remain committed to serving the people of Nottinghamshire as police and crime commissioner."








On her official PCC website, Henry listed ensuring an "effective and efficient" police response to speeding as one of her priorities.

She campaigned for election using the slogan "Make Notts Safe" and promised to "reduce crime with action, not words".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62207530

Henry, who is married to Conservative Broxtowe MP Darren Henry


To be fair to the police this woman is simply a political appointment - political in the sense Police and Crime Commissioners are voted in but stand on political platforms, for instance a typical ballot paper...



Her position is untenable in my opinion but I'm not aware of what powers (if any?) there are to remove her if she declines to resign?

That made me laugh.

boltonbonce wrote:That made me laugh.

To be honest I did doctor the title slightly for comic effect!

It is funny though and I don't see how she can possibly stay on under the circumstances...

...but it looks as though times have changed under Boris in respect of doing the right things at the right time...

Hopefully, the news will be good for Professor Tim.

Dutch Decoy withdrawn from tomorrows race.

Will probably run on Friday or Saturday at Newmarket.

Cajunboy wrote:Dutch Decoy withdrawn from tomorrows race.

Will probably run on Friday or Saturday at Newmarket.

Good.

New batch of Carrs pasties arrives tomorrow. It'll be like The Railway Children. Tissues at the ready'.

boltonbonce wrote:New batch of Carrs pasties arrives tomorrow. It'll be like The Railway Children. Tissues at the ready'.

Cheese pasties? Have you ordered a mountain of butter pies?

Easy to get butter pies round here. Not so Carrs pasties.

Anyone remember door to door salesmen?
We used to get them on a regular basis when I was a kid. They had a variety of wares.
Brushes, vacuum cleaners, encyclopaedias, and even a bloke selling six foot pink feather dusters.
Even the Avon Lady can't be arsed these days.

Carrs pasties delivery today between 4-5pm, but ran into a delay near Farnworth.

boltonbonce wrote:

Thanks to KP I've seen Bassini with a ladyboy.

I need to lie down and await my Carrs pasties. 

Nothing could have prepared me for what I saw. Even with my search history.

I can't get it out of my mind.

boltonbonce wrote:Anyone remember door to door salesmen?
We used to get them on a regular basis when I was a kid. They had a variety of wares.
Brushes, vacuum cleaners, encyclopaedias, and even a bloke selling six foot pink feather dusters.
Even the Avon Lady can't be arsed these days.

We had a chugger knocking on the door of the drawbridge at Bobsworth Towers last week. He said he was calling on behalf of the Great Ormond Street Hospital.

What! In North Lancs?

I wondered whether I should ask him if he'd ever heard of 'levelling up' but thought better of it in the end.

I remember the lads that used to come round as a kid with a bag selling cloths, pegs and tickling sticks Bonce.