About half way through I needed a wee so off I trotted to the loo. 5 minutes later I came out of the toilets and re-entered the film. But could I find my seat? Could I fook.
After a few seconds my dithering was pissing off the paying customers so I sat down on an empty seat in the front row. What had happened? Had everyone got up and moved seats during my 5 minute loo break just to confuse me? Unlikely. Had Eric moved another woman into my seat during my absence? Unlikely, he worships me.
Then I looked up at the screen and saw a giant cartoon pig. I was watching Sing 2.
I immediately realised I was in the wrong film and the 100 or so kids in the room should have given me a clue. Am I becoming Bonce (the massive gobshite)?
I quickly returned to the correct screen and found Eric had eaten 2 bags of giant buttons, the fat bastard.
Ever walked into the wrong place by mistake?