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Who’s the fraud?

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1Who’s the fraud? Empty Who’s the fraud? Sat Jun 11 2022, 04:02

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Over the past few weeks I’ve been noticing on Twitter a growing mass of absolute horse-shit. Somebody has taken it upon themselves to make up some utter bollocks regarding transfer scoops. 

Now I know I’ve not posted for a while and you’ve all missed out on my ITK exclusives but is this really what it’s come to? My guess, and I’m pretty sure I’m right is that it’s biggie… well known waffler as we all know. 

I fear that it may bring a tarnish to the world of nuts, the gormless masses will no longer gaze in this direction for transfer news. 

I’m demanding right now that it immediately stops. Everybody knows that I’m the only genuine ITK poster. 

Hang tight for news juicier than nats botox riddled lips

2Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sat Jun 11 2022, 12:50

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You need to have a word with yourself.

Absolutely looking forward to your ITK insights which have provided endless amusement over the years and have even been right occasionally Smile

Bring it on.

3Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sat Jun 11 2022, 13:09

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Let’s get the ball rolling by confirming that Blackpool offered £400k to take Ian Evatt, He’s been earmarked as the number one replacement from the get go. Fortunately for us, BWFC have grown close to Evatts heart and he told the board that he is not looking to leave the club.

Marlon Fossey has had his head turned by two clubs offering bigger wages than us. (Preston & Middlesbrough).

Aldo Kalulu has been offered a trial.

4Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Mon Jun 13 2022, 08:08

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nice to see you back Boggers, keep those ITK exclusives coming  Very Happy

5Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Wed Jun 15 2022, 01:16

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

£500k bid in for Michal Helik.

6Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Wed Jun 15 2022, 01:19

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Blackburn looking to bring in Dapo Afolayan as replacement for the outgoing Brereton-Diaz. Bolton will not entertain bids lower than £3.5M, can’t see Blackburn going that high myself

7Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Wed Jun 15 2022, 01:21

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

James Trafford done deal. Announcement later this week.

8Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Wed Jun 15 2022, 18:56

Whitesince63


Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Boggersbelief wrote:Blackburn looking to bring in Dapo Afolayan as replacement for the outgoing Brereton-Diaz. Bolton will not entertain bids lower than £3.5M, can’t see Blackburn going that high myself
I’m sure the clubs minimum is a relief to Dapo so he won’t have to even consider going to the Dingles.

9Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Fri Jun 17 2022, 23:32

Biggie

Biggie
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You got me. I'm the fraud.

But I'm not though. Your exclusives are worse than mine. Ha ha.

Welcome back Boggers.

http://boltonnuts.forumotion.co.uk

10Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sun Jun 19 2022, 08:18

Ten Bobsworth


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

I’m predicting that the COVID epidemic that has prevented Ipswich Town, Crawley Town and Bolton Wanderers from filing their accounts on time will clear up in the next fortnight.

11Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sun Jun 19 2022, 10:47

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth wrote:I’m predicting that the COVID epidemic that has prevented Ipswich Town, Crawley Town and Bolton Wanderers from filing their accounts on time will clear up in the next fortnight.

Cheers Bob, I haven't been able to function properly not knowing if Crawley Town made a profit.

12Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sun Jun 19 2022, 12:25

Ten Bobsworth


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Cheers Bob, I haven't been able to function properly not knowing if Crawley Town made a profit.
I’d stick to the Beeno if I was you. If it’s good enough for Professor Claptrap and Professor Pointless it should meet your requirements perfectly well.

13Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sun Jun 19 2022, 14:20

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth wrote:I’d stick to the Beeno if I was you. If it’s good enough for Professor Claptrap and Professor Pointless it should meet your requirements perfectly well.

I've always loved the Beano, Bob. My parents have hundreds of Beano comics and annuals in their loft that me and my siblings collected as kids. Every Summer they threaten to throw them out, but never do.

14Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sun Jun 19 2022, 14:27

Ten Bobsworth


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

I have nothing but respect for Beano lovers. I feel sure you will appreciate that the Beeno is a very different offering.



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15Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sun Jun 19 2022, 14:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I've always loved the Beano, Bob. My parents have hundreds of Beano comics and annuals in their loft that me and my siblings collected as kids. Every Summer they threaten to throw them out, but never do.
Where do they live?
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16Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Sun Jun 19 2022, 15:12

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Where do they live?

If they ever follow through with their threat you'll be the first to know. But they'd need insurance, you and a loft is bound to end badly.

17Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Mon Jun 20 2022, 09:03

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I used to be in the Dennis the Menace fan club  Very Happy

Used to read Whizzer and Chips, the Dandy and Roy of the Rovers as well when i was a kid.

18Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Mon Jun 20 2022, 09:34

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:I used to be in the Dennis the Menace fan club  Very Happy

Used to read Whizzer and Chips, the Dandy and Roy of the Rovers as well when i was a kid.
I'm still a member of the Dennis and Gnasher fan club. And the Desperate Dan Pie Eaters Club. And The Outlaws club(with secret code book). And The Famous Five Club.
Don't suppose anyone is surprised.

19Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Mon Jun 20 2022, 13:34

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
I'm still a member of the Dennis and Gnasher fan club. And the Desperate Dan Pie Eaters Club. And The Outlaws club(with secret code book). And The Famous Five Club.
Don't suppose anyone is surprised.
How did you pass the DBS check? Smile

20Who’s the fraud? Empty Re: Who’s the fraud? Mon Jun 20 2022, 13:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

wanderlust wrote:
How did you pass the DBS check? Smile
Everything above board. Nothing fishy. Although my Outlaws rules card says 'No grownups'. Bit worried now.

Have I outgrown my membership? Crying or Very sad

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