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1001Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Feb 09 2024, 19:27

karlypants

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It sure would with timeshare brain Bob Laughing

1002Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Feb 09 2024, 20:50

boltonbonce

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karlypants wrote:It sure would with timeshare brain Bob Laughing  
I'm sure we'd all be fine KP.
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1003Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Feb 09 2024, 21:45

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boltonbonce wrote:
wanderlust wrote:
Get the Sluffster on. One programme, 24 hours whilst he mansplains how the world works and they can wind the programme up for good there and then.
We could have a Nuts panel. The ratings would go through the roof.

We'd have to get a big cushion for Wanderlust's chair for him to sit on, so he can be seen - oh, and a step stool to get on the chair in the first place...

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Small-man-on-a-big-chair-BHX88B

1004Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Feb 13 2024, 12:58

boltonbonce

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Strange morning. Got back from my daily walk to find a relative waiting in the kitchen waving a photograph at me.
"Photograph of what?" I inquired.
"You" came the reply.
I took the photograph, which had clearly been enlarged, and saw myself, aged around 12, staring back, dressed in some kind of uniform, akin to a bellboy outfit.
I couldn't place it. But there I was.
Turns out, the picture was from 1923, and it wasn't me. And yet it was me. It was taken outside a shop in Salford.
Have I been time travelling? Or is it simply a doppelganger?
Either way, it was spooky.
Any of you lot have, or seen a doppelganger?

1005Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Feb 13 2024, 16:38

boltonbonce

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1006Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Feb 13 2024, 17:06

karlypants

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Very Happy

1007Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Feb 14 2024, 11:45

boltonbonce

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1008Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Feb 14 2024, 15:52

boltonbonce

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1009Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Feb 16 2024, 15:13

boltonbonce

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Smile

1010Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Feb 16 2024, 23:37

boltonbonce

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Just found Nat on an old tape. Where the hell is she now?
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1011Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sun Feb 18 2024, 17:46

boltonbonce

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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X - Page 51 Englan10 Shocked

boltonbonce

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Just got back from deepest Walkden. Couldn't even get a Carrs pasty from Piggy In The Middle.
The Market Hall was as dead as ever, despite the hanging buckets. What is it with those buckets?
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karlypants

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A cheap awful gay pride/NHS display?

boltonbonce

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karlypants wrote:A cheap awful gay pride/NHS display?
There's as many buckets on the floor. It's like a ghost mall.

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:A cheap awful gay pride/NHS display?
There's as many buckets on the floor. It's like a ghost mall.

Oops! Hadn’t noticed those.

Looks like they have a leaky roof!

boltonbonce

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Was at the dentist this morning, hence my trip to Walkden.
Had an infection under my crown before Christmas, and they had to remove crown and stem to sort it out. But it means they can't fit another crown.
So I had two options, Implant or bridge.
I asked how much the implant would cost me.
Well, she said, your insurance doesn't cover you for implants, so it would be £3,500. affraid
For one tooth. I decided on the bridge. Much cheaper.

karlypants

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Jesus Christ! Shocked

You can go on holiday and get an implant done somewhere in the EU and still come back with change!

Bwfc1958

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boltonbonce wrote:Just got back from deepest Walkden. Couldn't even get a Carrs pasty from Piggy In The Middle.
The Market Hall was as dead as ever, despite the hanging buckets. What is it with those buckets?
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I've never seen those hanging buckets as I don't venture into that side of the place often, I only go for the Tesco and when my better half drags me to the bingo. They're probably there to distract you from the ones on the floor. The buckets on the floor are for the leaky roof. So many empty units in the place that have never been filled. It's just not worth going to anymore.

karlypants

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Bingo? How old is the Mrs?

Are you sure it's your Mrs who drags you and not your mum? Laughing

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
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karlypants wrote:Bingo? How old is the Mrs?

Are you sure it's your Mrs who drags you and not your mum? Laughing
She's 36 and loves the bingo. You'd be surprised KP, the place is full of young people. I can't stand it. I get one of them tablet things that plays the bingo for you so you just have to shout out if you get a line or a full house or whatever. Such is my luck I've never once had to shout out yet. I basically just sit there drinking pints for a couple of hours while the Mrs pisses money up the wall for no return.

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