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My gay wedding!

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1My gay wedding! Empty My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 12:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've just been informed that I'm attending a gay wedding in June. Mrs BB demands it. I at first decided to fall into line and meekly go along like a good boy;that was until this morning,when I was further informed that all the men had to wear kilts! This is a bridge too far, and I've dug my heels in and said no. I'm now getting some severe flak,but what can I do? I'm not even Scottish,why would I wear a kilt? The thought of the men in our family all wearing kilts doesn't bear thinking about,we'd look like a hen party of Dagenham girl pipers. So,do I go,or do I stand up like a man and say 'No,I just can't be arsed'. (if you'll pardon the pun)

2My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 13:03

Culcheth_White

Culcheth_White
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Just go and don't be such a miserable sod!

3My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 13:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't mind going,but why the kilt? I'm English. I mean,lets face it,it's a bloody skirt. Fine and dandy for your average Scot,but then they go and hang their scrotum on the front to put money in! I can't do it.

4My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 13:08

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

go and join in the "fun"

5My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 13:46

Culcheth_White

Culcheth_White
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

boltonbonce wrote:Don't mind going,but why the kilt? I'm English. I mean,lets face it,it's a bloody skirt. Fine and dandy for your average Scot,but then they go and hang their scrotum on the front to put money in! I can't do it.
I think I might have found a solution for you.
My gay wedding! 21eu5gz

6My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 13:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I need to lie down.

7My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 13:51

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

BB I've actually got a kilt- and all the rest of the trimmings with it. It cost me a few hundred quid about 10 years ago. You can hire it if you want- you'll find it very liberating round your nether regions. And it's not a skirt- it's a kilt!!

8My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 13:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I don't want anything 'liberating' at a gay wedding thank you very much. Thanks for the offer Rammy,but I think I'll pass on hiring your kilt. (How often does anyone have to say that in normal conversation? This place is bonkers!)

9My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 14:18

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Exactly what do you think is the potential problem with attending this wedding? Is it that you are so handsome that the gay men won't be able to resist you and will be so infatuated they'll suddenly turn into rapists?

10My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 14:27

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I'd rather eat my own shit than go to a gay wedding.

11My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 15:16

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's the kilt. The traditional attire of a Scot. Why the fuck would I be wearing it. Despite what Rammy says,it's a bleedin skirt.

12My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 16:15

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Angry Dad wrote:I'd rather eat my own shit than go to a gay wedding.

Whatever floats your boat...

13My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 16:36

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Get on with it, you will probably enjoy it you fag. ::FU::

14My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 16:52

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:Get on with it, you will probably enjoy it you fag. ::FU::
I'm sending a party of braves down to sink your boat.My gay wedding! Hammerfight

15My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 16:54

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:I've just been informed that I'm attending a gay wedding in June. Mrs BB demands it. I at first decided to fall into line and meekly go along like a good boy;that was until this morning,when I was further informed that all the men had to wear kilts! This is a bridge too far, and I've dug my heels in and said no. I'm now getting some severe flak,but what can I do? I'm not even Scottish,why would I wear a kilt? The thought of the men in our family all wearing kilts doesn't bear thinking about,we'd look like a hen party of Dagenham girl pipers. So,do I go,or do I stand up like a man and say 'No,I just can't be arsed'. (if you'll pardon the pun)

I once went to a lesbian wedding, I got hit on by every woman in the room.

Expect to be fighting randy men off all night BB.

16My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 17:00

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:I've just been informed that I'm attending a gay wedding in June. Mrs BB demands it. I at first decided to fall into line and meekly go along like a good boy;that was until this morning,when I was further informed that all the men had to wear kilts! This is a bridge too far, and I've dug my heels in and said no. I'm now getting some severe flak,but what can I do? I'm not even Scottish,why would I wear a kilt? The thought of the men in our family all wearing kilts doesn't bear thinking about,we'd look like a hen party of Dagenham girl pipers. So,do I go,or do I stand up like a man and say 'No,I just can't be arsed'. (if you'll pardon the pun)

I once went to a lesbian wedding, I got hit on by every woman in the room.

Expect to be fighting randy men off all night BB.
So that's it. They're less kilts,more 'easy access trousers'. The cunning devils. Being good looking is a heavy burden to bear at times, as I'm sure you'd agree Nat.

17My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 17:02

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
So that's it. They're less kilts,more 'easy access trousers'. The cunning devils. Being good looking is a heavy burden to bear at times, as I'm sure you'd agree Nat.

Sometimes it is a curse. As you'll find out at the wedding.

18My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 17:11

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I might go dressed as a priest. What could possibly go wrong?

19My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 23:14

Biggie

Biggie
Admin

Wear the damn skirt. Who cares. Its their wedding and they choose the skirts. Only a closet hider would kick up a stink.
speaking of stink, wash your bum and two balls before you wear it.

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20My gay wedding! Empty Re: My gay wedding! Wed Jan 08 2014, 23:15

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Biggie wrote:Wear the damn skirt. Who cares. Its their wedding and they choose the skirts. Only a closet hider would kick up a stink.
speaking of stink, wash your bum and two balls before you wear it.

 lol! 

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