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Natasha Whittam wrote:He had a funny name - Reebok Rebel I believe - and he only lasted 2 seconds (he later claimed 3) and it put me off sex forever.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Was this him nat?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Was this him nat?

Breadman wrote:Jimmy something.

It started with "S".

Savage or Southall or something like that.

He visited me in hospital when I was poorly.

Nice fella.

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Was this him nat?

Cuntswatching?

Breadman wrote:Did he look like an evil Grandpa in a shiny gold tracksuit and lots of jewellery?

If so, it was him.

He let me smoke his big cigar.

(Although he did insist on turning the lights off first, which has always struck me as a bit odd, to be honest....)

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Yep, I need to see what Rebel and Doffcocker are up to so it's a must follow.

Angry Dad wrote:My first proper one was after a BJ in the long grass by the Riverbank at the school playing fields Littleton rd  Salford  with Miss Famke Janssen, I was late 13 or early 14 but i was a big kid and she was a honey of a woman around 25 with legs that gave me wicked boners and she knew i had a thing for Linda Bailey who had a lisp which turned me on something bad so she would talk to me with a lisp and that just made me blow my beans in her too quick but then she would get me going again with her feet the cutest things they were i would sit at the front and she would cross her legs and dangle her shoes and mesmerise me deliberatley until i had to go to the bogs for a quick relief session which she knew i was doing i was bigger than her and i loved the feeling of carrying her and holding her down, she loved that it turned her on bad.