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1lines - Behind Enemy Lines (Leeds United)  Empty Behind Enemy Lines (Leeds United) Tue Mar 11 2014, 15:36

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I waited for Ms Whittam but since there isn't one and we play derby tonight here is mine.

Should I be found in Preston Dock wearing De-Luxe Concrete boots please direct all enquiries (via a postman as they have all been there) to Ms N Whittam, Whittam Towers, Preston

The posts below are taken from ""Unofficial Leeds United" a board I found yesterday. 

Guisboroughlufc felt confident before the match and so did a few of his fellow Leeds fans:




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Here we go again.

Saturday see's game 3 of my run with the MDT(may it increase).

I as I am sure are many others, very confident of the chances of success against Bolton.
The team with have gained a lot of confidence and belief from the introduction of Connor and our performance against QPR.

However Bolton have just slammed 4 past Blackburn, and 2 past Watford the week before, which will give them confidence.

It all makes for a good game.

Leeds 3-2 Ross Connor Lees.









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Really looking forward to the game tomorrow it's my mates 50th so think we will be even more p1ssed than normal.Think Conner is going to rip them up 

Leeds 3-1 Ross,Conner 2 
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I am going for a 3-1 win Ross, Connor & Kebe 
Love Perth Pommie's avatar and his optimism there and on matchday itself they weren't alone:


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tough one to call this...they've got some deceent players, but we haven't been that bad defensively of late....so i'm going for 2-0, ross and wickham






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Good luck brothers.
Having read Bri's reassuring words that risks are needing to be taken, I'll go for 2-0 to us, Smith and Connor.
(Kebe being "risked" to come on as sub in 93rd)

Seriously tho, good luck boys.













However wildwood was less confident when he saw the team sheet and Marsh Spain was not very impressed either



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did i say 2-0....i can't see a clean sheet now.

at least zaliukas is on the bench...






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has Zaliukas sh1-te in Bri's wifes handbag or what?

our most gifted CB he's 4th in line, astounding Jeff!!




In part Two the match gets underway. 

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Is this the BEL end or is it longer than it looks?

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The Match is underway, wildwood offers his opinion




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lol, marshy. and kebe still getting a game and byram still on the bench...















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if we don't win, we can forget sixth...the run-in starts here.
White In Exile is unimpressed with the Teamsheet


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Astonishing! Kebe plays no Pearce and Marius sits it out. WTF is going on Bri?
 Forced to aknowledge we're likely to concede so downgrading my expectations to 1-1 but hope I'm wrong.






It quickly becomes clear he isn't wrong


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0-1.
By bye Bri!



Half Time arrives and Steve Bates believes he knows what's going wrong:
 
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Pearce not playing as his Mrs just gave birth.shocking first half really with Bolton keeper not having a save to make.Wickham looks good and Ross is busy but the wingers ate frustrating the hell out of me again.Stewart is pants, I'm sorry ive tried to give him the benefit of the doubt but he's never Been a left winger.Why does he play there when he clearly is very very right footed, every time he's on the ball he looks to cut inside onto his right foot and his crosses are always in swingers and favorable for the keeper.Shocking.
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I think Brian has to go, not sure what other option there is now. I just think the guy is blind to how awful Jimmy Kebe is, how pathetic Stewart is... I could go on.

There is so little spark in our squad it's mind blowing.

How on earth is Kebe still on the pitch?
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We have conceded again in last minute of half

Just sort it out that is coaching if it happens 4 times is last 6 games.

Season ends if we do noit win today and BM job I expect once take over sorted.




Ladies and Gentlemen, the meltdown that followed in the second half was so huge I can't post it all here even in an abridged version. To see that please refer to BEL Part 3. 

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This is where it all went to pot for Leeds United and their fans: The Second Half Collapse

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2-0 to Bolton. F*ck. So predictable. No marking whatsoever.
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2-0 shockingly bad














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Have to ask why Matt Smith hasn't played since we got wingers?
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Anyone else sensing an imminent Leeds collapse?



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I don't believe it....

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Get your coat Brian 3-0 down now!



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Let's hope we don't go into admin, as with this bunch of sh.it we will be relegated. Another season of abject mediocrity for us Leeds United fans, season all over by March[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Fiasco Friday? Cellino was right in his actions but wrong in his methods.



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This had collapse written all over it and here we are at 4-0 down.

This could easily be 6 by the time this is over.

If Brian is still here come Monday I'll be amazed.
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A joke. Can't defend him any more. He's gone once take over goes through if not before 



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4-0 time to go, our best performance of the season was when McDermott wasn't here..diabolical

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Embarrassing again, 4-0 down at home.

Difficult to defend Brian after this.  Always been for giving him a chance and seeing what he can do with money to spend.  But . . . .
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The experiment with 2 uninterested and out of shape loan wingers will probably cost BMD his job.
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Lost my support. Season is over and he really needs to leave.
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why can't sam byram get in this team , one of best players last term. 




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5-0 shocking
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Fate sealed Brian.
I'm hiding behind the sofa for the next 7 days. Embarrassing




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grow a pair of balls, eddie...and people were on here quoting eddie's lack of criticism to defend bmac.

anyone wanna borrow my broken record?
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Season over. Taxi.




For a moment there is hope: 

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We scored a goal !!!




But it is to no avail. Part Four will deal with post match reaction.  Laughing 

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I'll let the Leeds fans speak for themselves









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basically, we got mugged by a poor team (not necessarily all poor players) and bmac got out-foxed by freedman.
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Ironically, BM getting what he (rightly) wanted, wingers, has turned things from bad to worse. Destabilizing the midfield by, most often, leaving Byram and Mowatt out, while playing Kebe and Stewart, both out of shape and confidence, plus some additional weired team selections could end BM's time at Elland Road.










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the thing is, dlf, it doesn't take a genius to see that we haven't got the personnel in the centre of the park to play 4-4-2 - despite what loads of fans have been calling for on here, which is why i always said that simply getting wingers won't change a thing (not that i thought wingers were the answer).

for me, bmac is just a poor man's 'dinosaur manager', i.e. old fashioned manager like warnock...run around a bit, play long ball and get two wingers on the pitch (but without warnock's organisation).
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i find it strange that people think the Cellino's aren't allowed to
say our players were sh1-te when they pay the wages. if any
of my staff showed a complete lack of interest and didn't want
to do the job i'd tell 'em exactly where to go.

poor footballers, you can't call 'em names as they might get
hurt. they should be allowed to happy doing there part-time
job on immoral wages.

my feckin ar-$e. 
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Saw this from a BW fan and it just seemed to make it more 'real' somehow.

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That should simply NEVER happen at home against a team no better than us.




  • All 'nervous' players, please hand in your resignation.
  • All 'under-performing' players please hand in your resignation.
  • All members of the management and coaching staff that are 'under-performing' please hand in your resignation.

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Let's just finish the season with those that really want to play for the Club. 

If it means a team of Butland, Byram, Pearce, Murphy (I still have some hope and he DOES work hard if ineffectively), Wickham, McCormack with the rest comprised of youth / development players, so be it.
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There is nothing more that needs to be said. 

Except I have size eleven feet with a wide fit Natasha and I prefer slip ons  Laughing  Twisted Evil  Very Happy

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Cheers LPP.

luckyPeterpiper

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Four parts Lusty, I tried to post it as one thread but for some reason my pc wouldn't do it. Perhaps sluffy can merge them all in some way into one thread?

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luckyPeterpiper wrote:Four parts Lusty, I tried to post it as one thread but for some reason my pc wouldn't do it. Perhaps sluffy can merge them all in some way into one thread?

My comment was a mixture of abysmal pun and double entendre rather than a genuine question mate.

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No probs lusty. If you happen to hear some glug and gurgle sounds from Preston and some really bad singing it's just me.

Bobbing along, bobbing along at the bottom of the beautiful briney sea ....  Laughing

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wanderlust wrote:
luckyPeterpiper wrote:Four parts Lusty, I tried to post it as one thread but for some reason my pc wouldn't do it. Perhaps sluffy can merge them all in some way into one thread?

My comment was a mixture of abysmal pun and double entendre rather than a genuine question mate.
Good one, should have seen that myself  Laughing 

I'm just unusually slow today mate  affraid

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And the award for bravest poster goes to Peter!!

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Thank you CEF.  Laughing  :number1:  :like:

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Thanks for this  :like: 

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It was a shit joke TBF!

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No problem rebel. If Nat doesn't want to put one up after a win like that then I thought I might as well. We don't have many days like Saturday and I didn't want to let it get past the Derby match before we had a chance to enjoy one last laugh at Leeds fans.  Very Happy

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Thanks Lucky! I've merged the posts too Smile - Thee's a limit on the number of characters in a thread, so you could post part1, then add part 2 as a reply etc

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Good stuff LPP, a few comments there from Leeds fans that we were all reading on here not too long back.

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aaron_bwfc wrote:Good stuff LPP, a few comments there from Leeds fans that we were all reading on here not too long back.
I agree, had a real sense o deja-vu and wondered if I'd wandered onto our board right after the Reading fiasco when I saw these. Sluffy, thanks, I should have thought of that myself or perhaps just made the BEL shorter but I only picked out what I saw as the best for us. Also, if anyone's wondering I did NOT edit the posts at all, it seems that the board I visited doesn't allow swear words although of course many of the posters used the usual ways around that. 

I took a peek over there half an hour ago and it's still getting comments, none of them good about Brian McDermott, his players, their masculinity and ancestry. The Leeds fans are being extremely vocal and quite creative in their suggestions as to what should be done to their manager and players.  Laughing

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I'm BoltonTillIDie, nice to meet you :p

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BoltonTillIDie wrote:I'm BoltonTillIDie, nice to meet you :p
Hi BTID, I know it's a long thread mate but with so many posts on that board I did my best to edit it down without losing the overall direction and spirit of the Leeds fans.

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