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61 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 19:00

Copper Dragon

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Actually the rules were - two a side and the losers had to be stabbed.

So as you can see from my exceptional posting skills, I was unbeaten for five seasons in a row.  :footy: 

62 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 19:04

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There's a gag in there somewhere about "pork swords" but I'm struggling.......

63 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 19:05

Copper Dragon

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
I recommend a 3 Wood off the tee.

64 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 19:19

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:I wish I had joined the Ultras club.
Are you feeling left out Magoo?

No KP, i was hoping Scott would say yes come and join us.

Then i could have give him and his faggoty friends this  ::FU::  ::FU:: but it never happened.

65 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 19:34

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Are you the one Scotty was refering to earlier, who had sent him a grovelling PM, asking to be allowed to join?

You are, aren't you.......? Very Happy 

You need to prove your dedication and alliegence to the BNU's by carrying out a random act of extreme violence.

Then upload some pics and you never know........

66 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 19:46

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You will never make it Magoo.

67 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:16

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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You absolute bellends. It's 8.15pm and I haven't received a PM telling me the venue.

It's clear you're trying to oust me as chief-Ultra.

I will hunt every single one of you down and feed your small knobs to my dog.

68 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:28

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Too many chiefs not enough indians.

69 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:31

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Will whoever is in charge of PMs please tell Nat the meeting place, im à bit busy right now fighting with a Rino.

70 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:38

Copper Dragon

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
It's not going too well for Scott with this playing soldiers lark.


And Rammywhite has defected........



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71 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:39

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I'd do it, but I'm at quite a technical stage with the Chocolate, Hazelnut & 6" Shiv cake I'm making and if I get it wrong, the blade will get full of chocolatey goo and who wants to go into battle with shit-coloured mess all over the end of their weapon?

Sorry.

72 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:40

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cafe Nero no doubt

73 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:43

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I can't do anything tonight,I'm playing gin rummy with sitting bull.

74 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:55

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Big Wolf to White sheep, is the path clear for the Ultras?

75 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:56

Banks of the Croal

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Frank Worthington
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I can't make it, not that I've been invited.

Anyway it's the Annual Spring Meeting of the Rampton Horticultural Society. 

Alan Titchmarsh is giving a demonstration on how to grow the perfect Turnip.

76 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:58

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White Sheep to Big wolf, reading you loud and clear.

The mango has been deposited beside the Squeezebox.

Repeat....The mango has been deposited beside the Squeezebox.

Over.

77 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 20:59

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Nat Lofthouse
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:I can't make it, not that I've been invited.

Anyway it's the Annual Spring Meeting of the Rampton Horticultural Society. 

Alan Titchmarsh is giving a demonstration on how to grow the perfect Turnip.
We've got the perfect turnip. Freedman.

78 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:02

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We are all live, repeat we are live.

Send out the dogs, Send out the dogs.

79 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:10

Banks of the Croal

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Frank Worthington
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:I can't make it, not that I've been invited.

Anyway it's the Annual Spring Meeting of the Rampton Horticultural Society. 

Alan Titchmarsh is giving a demonstration on how to grow the perfect Turnip.
We've got the perfect turnip. Freedman.

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80 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:12

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Do I not like that!

81 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:15

Keegan

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Moderator
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I've been trying to start the Jamaican branch of the Bolton Ultras but no one wants to fight other football fans and I keep hearing "Bolton who?"

So disappointing.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

82 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:16

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White Sheep to all units -

I have just looked up "Do I not like that" in my code-book and it's the abort code!

Big Wolf - Are we still go for launch?

Please advise, over.

83 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:22

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
my favourite thread in. a long while, keep up the good work lads and don't forget the doyleys for the cakes otherwise you might get rumbled

84 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:24

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We' re still on, bats at the ready.

Go left go left.

85 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:25

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Can you see the six fingered dragon?

86 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:29

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There's something touching me leg.......

Is that you, Big Wolf?

What's that smell.......?

87 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:32

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That's me,sorry. I covered myself in goose fat.

88 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:33

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Why the fuck are you naked, Bonce....?

89 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:34

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

90 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. on Mon Mar 24 2014, 21:35

Keegan

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 lol!  lol!  lol!  lol!  lol!

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

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